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My standards are low enough. Wanna talk?

*Slav*

>>34919939
bet the fuck out here fucking famlaamalamlaal
gp back to tumbrururu

>>34919969
yes. do you have skype or discord?

>Be me
Welp Im fucked

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>>34905987
>The most autistic thing you did.

I was born

>>34906040
At least you dont believe in yourself anon

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>>34933393
why are you even still bathing?

Your hair becomes greasy faster if you wash it every day. It's a vicious circle.

>>34933393
Shampoo your hair every few days, and don't get that generic store brand shit either, that does fuck all. Get the anti dandruff stuff and as I said only wash it every few days.

>>34933267
fighting the urge to start getting drunk at 6am

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Crying for no husky wan wan
Playing video games
Catching up on anime I missed
More crying for no husky wan wan
Maybe take a walk down to the sea side
Cry for husky wan wan

>>34933267
Fighting the urge to get high at 8 am

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>>34933216
I'm once again going to prove you wrong, OP

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>>34933216
you're right; that day is coming. it is all i have left

honestly though there must be at least some glimmer of hope, if not why do you even care?
not having a go just honestly curious

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>>34933141
because you have a choice, roastie slut

Why would you want a robot and not Chad?

>>34933153
Idk what a Chad is but I'd like to have someone who was flawed like how I'm flawed and therefore would accept me. For being weird and feeling outcasted and etc.

>>34933047
Unfortunately no. And I'm a normie

This is probably the only interaction most of us have with other people so shit would get even more lonely

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Can you imagine life without husky?

I CAN I LIVE IT EVERY DAY!!!!! RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>34933005
Bend her over, lift her skirt, pull those panties down, spread those cheeks and bury my face in her arse.

What treasures do you think we'd find?

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>>34933014
Do you think she would like us talking about eating her arse like this?

I wonder if she has had her arse eaten before. Maybe she hasn't, maybe she just hasn't met a man willing to yet.

Well, she can come on over and sit on my face any day of the week. Yummy yummy yummy.

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>>34933084
Look at her bum. Ohhh it is perfect for eating and slipping your tongue inside.

What do you think her bumhole looks like? What do you think it tastes like?

Rainbows?

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>tfw no wan wan wave

>>34932800
Too lazy to link, but 1984 Miami Nights - One Last Time

>>34932800
what year is this? 2012?

They'll go once thirsty robots stop giving them attention.

They're trannies larping. Trannies fucking love robots because they're the only men they can get attention from and larp with.

they are traps
don't fall for them

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Will you buy me a husky?

>>34932718
>My gf is breaking up with me soon
So you still together or not?

Why is she breaking up with you, how do you feel about it?

>>34932674
Jesus christ how horrifying, it's like someone grafted a fish's face on her body.

wtf she has horns

>>34932674
Nicole Bass kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_niMcWYzfY
rip

>>34932614
I am happy for you Anon

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>>34932614
>Wanting to be a normie
That's a pretty funny joke, anon.

>>34932622

T-t-thanks, I cried for the first time in 5+ years yesterday. Slowly but surely getting the "normie" emotions instead of being "numb" all the time.

I'm sure doing this will solve a lot of people on this boards problems, the normie mindset is learnt not born.

>>34932568

I saw your other thread. It said attached. It made me laugh.

A few weeks ago

I'm 27

Guess who didn't come out on top of the heap h-haha

>>34932576
It had a few typos desu

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DUDE

HUSKIES

>>34932481
Right here. Just bought 6 grams on wednesday and now down to around 3. It costs so much fucking money to fuel this hobbie it's ridiculous. I smoke with my imouto too though so there's that. She was pretty stoned too, good times. We were smoking in front of a building that no one is in or passes by. Usually we just smoke in the backyard tho.

>>34932520
nice and then does she do things to your dingdong