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>>36087462
I thought it was only really dark-skinned people that were into fat girls.

There are men that are HIT ON by chicks like this while she would never give you a second thought
Just think about that

thicc is the absolute hottest body type a woman can have. it's not even close

but you are right, there is no point in conditioning women into it. you are either a thicc goddess naturally, or you aren't

>>36087457
Let me tell you what /pol/fags are going to do.
They are going to paint nuclear war as the end of the "kali yuga". They are going to fucking paint the post-apocalpyse as some kind of faggoty manime thing where warriors live as nature intended, instead of radiation-crippled dwarves trying to grow food.

The ones who don't, will simply attribute Trump's popularity to reddit. "Oh, WE didn't like him."

They are going to do this because nothing sticks to them. They are coated with fucking teflon. You can eventually corner a jew. A /pol/fag will just bolt out of your hands like a wad of jello.

>>36087523
please do not confuse /pol/ fags with the /r/The_Donald redditors. i do not even visit /pol/ anymore as a former /pol/ poster because they're all too mentally handicapped these days.

anyway to answer your question:
neo-/pol/ think Donald did good and that he is a good boy who did nothing wrong.
old-/pol/ actually want WW3 to end the suffering.

I'm not a /pol/ poster luckily, but I am a dumb Canadian so take my opinion with a grain of salt. I'm somewhat surprised that he actually did it, but at the same time I'm not surprised. He always said that he was going to man up and just do what other politicians are too scared to do. However, this is dangerous shit so "maning up" probably isn't a good idea. Either way, I'm fine with American, Russia, and China nuking everyone because I've been done with this shit for a long time.

Filling out the captcha takes longer than writing the fucking post you're trying to submit

>>36087456
>not using the legacy captcha

enjoying teaching googles AI for free

>combat zone wrestling 2009

What? What based captcha could possibly have this?

>based jon moxley top dog
>based jon zandig final year
>based nick gage before prison

What captcha is this?

>>36087382
>>tfw everyone says you look like jeremy allen

so jewish?

>tfw nobody talks to you ever

I'm sorry. Try to hang in there. Just ignore the insults.

I'd say post this stupid inner monologue shit on Tumblr and Facebook where people actually give two shits about your status update, but you probably don't have any friends like us all so you can somehow feel validated in your "attempt" to get your life together.

Leave this out of here. You're not special, and you, like us, are never going to change. Suck your own dick, forget about all women and come back when you are as cold and /robot/ic like the rest of us

>inb4 Good for you, Anon

>>36087345
>girl
solved

what else?

camsoda.com

/thread

>>36087326

You should really stop making this thread.

>>36087326
is this spooky?

>>36087326
This thread isnt good.

a potato chip

>>36087285
Curved downsides. Neither small, nor big. Regular 20cm.

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>>36087285
If your dick curves up like that, it's easier to hit a woman's g spot. You were born with a g spot dildo attached to you.

>>36087213
>dvw er geen Nederlanders op /r9k/ zitten

>>36087493

Er zijn wel een paar, meer dan ik gedacht had. Maar geen vrouwbots. Verbaast me niet echt, dit land is een ultra normie land waar alle vrouwen al meerdere keren geneukt zijn door nederchad.

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>>36087213
The fuckin nethercountry should be fucking nuked. German cocksuckas BITCH you niggas only have weed and prostitutes and plastic roses
neukem

>>36087206
Because people who have access to poison potent enough are extremely limited, therefore doing it means you'll get caught near instantly.

>>36087206
And you couldn't get arrested cause they were buying illegal drugs anyway

>>36087231
>you can't get arrested for murder
really now?
I mean I know you people on this board tend to be a little stupid, but this is another level.

your mom is a cunt. I understand parents kicking out their kids when they're being useless, but you actually tried and got unlucky.

I hope you get your degree and find a job that isn't shit anon. good luck

>>36087269
This I hope your moms house burns down with her inside
Good luck with everything anon

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>>36087116
RAGIE WAGIE RAGIE WAGIE

Why won't Mr. Goldburg give me my ration???? :(

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>go to buy clothes
>struggle to find anything in my size (5'5" skinny)
>never wear clothes because normally sit at home all day in my nightgown

>>36087062
>have one set of clothing
>wear it until it a piece of it literally falls off me
>buy one new piece at a thrift store to replace it

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I buy all my clothes at Sears

stats from last year

>>36087052
we are way past feel threads now, lad. it's already too late. i just crave emotion now. going back to posting feel threads would be better because i at least felt something. i just live in an endless numbness these days. i don't even know what to do anymore. i just waste my fucking days behind a computer screen reposting the same fucking cancer each and every fucking day and i'm getting sick of it. it's a chain i am unable to break but here i am. here i am posting another post in another thread until the day of eternity. fuck 4chan and fuck me for coming here every fucking day instead of doing something good with my live. i live one time and why the FUCK do i think it is a good idea to waste it on here??? FUCK ME. what else is there to do? i don't have money. i don't have friends. i don't have anywhere to go to be or to belong except behind my computer. it's the only thing i got left now. i wish i would be able to travel, you know? just get outside and hitch-hike somewhere. maybe go to places i haven't been before. almost everything would be better than another day in this God forsaken room.

i sometimes i see the trains pass from out of my window and wonder if i should jump in front of it. maybe i'll built up the courage one day to do it. i don't know.

>no actual braap threads
>just thinly veiled braap posts

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>>36087052
4chan r9k is dead but you're always welcome on v9k and r9k on 8 chan

>>36086992

Your genetic trash digestive system cant handle it.

Chad drinks 3 double espressos and doesn't need to shit for a week.

>>36086992
The need of shitting disappears after ~1 week of drinking, if you drink regulary every day

>>36086992
>How do people do [normal thing]?

Great thread, bub.

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

ZA WARUDO
MUDA MUDA MUDA

haha, simply epic

>>36086991
This is now a Stand thread

My Stand:

Name: Mr. Fantasy
Namesake: Dear Mr. Fantasy
Type: close range stand

Destructive Power: D
Speed: A
Range: C
Durability: B
Precision: B
Developmental Potential: A

Mr. Fantasy is a close-medium range Stand which creates visual distortions and vivid hallucinations within a 10m radius which surrounds the target in a bubble and seems to follow their movements. Once the ability latches onto someone, it follows them and maintains the 10m radius until they break the illusions or until they exit the stands total range which would be 30m.

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>>36087032
What the fuck, man? I just fell out of my chair, because I couldn't- and I can't- stop laughing. Oh my gosh. This is a shit. A big one, and, dare I say it, a great one. Congratulations, man.

>>36086957

why would you kill yourself? who cares?

>>36086957

3/10 bait.
made me reply
Have a (OP)

>>36086993
Clearly she did