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>>35960697
I've lived with both. At least the Redditor knows his place.

At least I'll be able to debate the numale on shit and we'll have a similar knowledge base of media so we can actually have conversations about something. Not a great situation but better than living with Stacy.

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>>35960697
Stacy. At least I can jerk off to something that isn't on a screen

>>35960618
nobody lieks small talk senpai

that's women for you

literally don't think they need to bring anything to the table

>having a conversation with a girl
>I tell her a little bit about myself, my hobbies, etc.
>Her responses are: k, thanks, lol, yeah

Well fuck you, bitch. You're boring as fuck.

I'd rather just not be a "man" then.

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cats are perfect pets for independent people who don't crave constant attention ie. the stereotypical man

having a cat is like having a flatmate whereas having a dog is like living with a very hairy and loud child

fuck the premise of this thread desu. If you have a cat post them here I wanna see them.

kill them OP.
You know what you have to do.
It's the only way

>>35960552

BE A FUCKING MAN AND JOIN THE SCREAMING.

STOP TYPING ABOUT IT AND VOICE YOUR OPINION TO THOSE LOUD CUNTS.

>>35960552
They need a good dicking OP

>>35960543
wtf is this shit? fucking hell OP are you mentally ill?

>>35960693
Welcome to /r9k/!
would you like a complimentary tour?

>>35960693
braaap posting is the easiest way to spot newfags

>>35960484
>What does r9k think of traps and trannies?
Mentally ill degenerates

>>35960676
mentally ill degenerates but not in a bad way. r9k is for the mentally ill degenerates. r9k is for people like cwc

>>35960676
This.

And no actually straight man falls for one irl. They are not passable without their camera tricks. Nobody actually gets fooled by one - they're just all secretly gay.

if i knew who you were irl now i would hold doors shut against you let's see how big and strong your noodle arms are

>>35960539
>implying I wouldn't use another door

>>35960573
i would run to every door for more of the same treatment
there would be no getting inside for you when i'm around

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>>35960437
I've never been approached by women and have never approached any
Dunno if that's what you're asking

>>35960437
I've only turned down two girls.

One was in 6th grade, and I really did want to stay home and play video games instead of going to a dance.

The second time was in high school,and some popular roastie was trying to make fun of me by asking me out and thinking I'd fall for it. I just told her I'd rather stay home and play video games than go out with some boring bimbo like her. That incident, along with the time I called this black kid a "nigger," got me "dont mess with that kid" cred.

>>35960437
I'm like a 7/10 and I've never once been approached by a woman, and tinder is a wasteland. If a 4-5/10 approached me I'd be ecstatic. Get this stupid shit off this board.

lanklet/10

>>35960380
Ectomorph

5'10"

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same question

ghigjhgjhgjgjhgjhg

>go outside
>see brown person
>day ruined

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Sort of, yes

>hook up with any random qt on tinder/badoo/craigslist
>fug qt a couple of times until my autism drives her away
>jerk off to porn of girls that look similar to qt, being fucked in ways similar to how I fucked random qt (e.g.: if I fucked a thicc redhead in the butt and gave her an anal creampie, I fap to thicc redheads being anal creampied)
>find another qt on dating app
>rinse and repeat

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>>35960371
>bump into a really fat chick who says sorry and timidly waddles away
>jerk off to fat chicks later that night
>cant get off to anything except fat chicks anymore

Day 2 here and I think that pic just blew it

How the fuck do you last

It's at the 3rd month when you begin to normalize, then you can fap like once a week for release without feeling shamed

>>35960313
My roommate had this problem. Like what's the problem? You just CAN'T cum or what? It's from gripping your dick too tight?

I death grip my shit and I usually last like 15 minutes raw/25 minutes with a condom. That seems like a good zone to be at. Not sure how someone's experience could vary.

>>35960225
Yeah me too.

I'm gonna get laid out by the crippling loneliness and lack of purpose that has become my everyday life.

Drinking alone and watching the Rocky movies and shit posting

>>35960291
Do you have them on Blu-ray? Do you have them downloaded? (I'm looking for a good stream to watch Rocky on)

Because real life just finds you later.

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>>35960131
WHOA In a gadda da vida baby!

Drugs makes you more retarded.

>>35960121
>ywn be Ali's qt mukhannath waifu
JUST

>>35960121
>Goldshlong
Kek

>ywn be David goldschlong
Seems like a great guy. I respect him. I also would choose him to pound me in the ass.

>wearing double denim
>caring what people think of your appearance

choose one

>>35960118
Let them have their memes.

As long as your denims were of two different shades (light/dark), then you weren't doing anything terribly atrocious.

whats double denim