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>>35196191
They can keep it.

>>35196191
>This is getting out of hand
this happens with literally everything
4chan, and probably not even 4chan since the inventor of many of the memes that seem to start here may not, invents a meme. much later when it's basically a dead horse the normies get ahold of it and beat it some more.

normies are always behind and boring as fuck.

>>35196250

Thats the point, this meme is relatively fresh and obscure. If normies even know about this it means they have infiltrated deep into our ranks. We're fucked basically

tell me there's a cunt between them there legs

>>35196206
sorry m8 its a full penis confirmed

reluctant bump

>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Not addicted since I get off on pure thought and fantasy alone, porn just gets me there fast when I dont feel like wasting time.

i used to be bummed out all the time because it was so hard for me to find a girlfriend so I'd just watch porn n jerk off to help fight off the feeling of being unwanted and alone :( but now i don't give a fuck because i cant get hard for anything

Fapped all my motivation away

>>35196059
there are studies showing that porn and mental fantasies use the same image-based part of the brain. I used to think I was doing myself a favor by not watching porn and imagining fantasies, but it is still the same escapist mentality that makes it hard for me to sexually connect with a real human

>>35196007
>>35196038
same ill join

QUICK WHAT'S 3 +3!! DON'T USE A CALCULATOR!!

>>35196007
You're not a brainlet. You can teach yourself anything. I believe in you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGFlP5Duuw
britfeel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf66Lmrqk00
just coming though with a weird remix of a weird movie about dead catpeople inspired by an artist that killed herself

This one is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew-FnPkepOY

>the only reason I post is to get replies

Is this wrong or is it the essence of internet forums? Should one feel bad for it?

>Post reply; check repeatedly, but eventually fall asleep.

>Scour archives to see if anyone responded before the thread closed

>>35196001
Hello,

this is an interesting topic.

I feel that 4chan is fun because it is like a live marketplace bustling all around you. Yet I sometimes feel solitude here because it is not easy to get attention unless it was for something trolly/baity/2meta. Keep on posting what youre posting, and know that even though you dont get replies, somewhere in the world it was read

I feel you anon. I stopped hitting the gym for a while because my knee went to shit, now I'm recovering from surgery and not looking forward to getting back in that habit

>>35195925
>but now it'll only be two at most...
>Wednesday
>Thursday
>Friday
???

>>35196228
My mom has work on Thursday morning and there are too many people there on Saturday so my only days are usually monday wednesday friday but she was busy on monday and last night I stayed up until 5am watching anime then had to wake up at 11:45 to go

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IT FUCKING HURTS

MY ASS FEELS LIKE ITS GOING TO EXPLODE

>>35195936
>>35195915
i hope you get gastrointestinal perforation

>>35196019
>gastrointestinal perforation
speak english nigga

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Blowjobs don't feel like much of anything if you're circumcised.

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>>35195866
I'm not circumcucked. I'd feel the full sensation of her tongue licking the tip of my penis.

I've had a bj before. It was like me finally opening a vault that I had been poking at for ages. I spent so long trying to figure out now my gf this girl with beta tactics and being submissive. Then one day we were watching youtube videos in my dorm room. Someone in the video brought up blowjobs and she said "I've never given someone a blowjob before" and through spending so much time with her I completely tore down all social filters. I said "Wanna give it a try?" as a joke and she was just like "lol ok" and bam she was suckin' my dick.

>>35195866
It's not really about the sensation, it's about feeling dominance, control, and trust.

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>>35195764
WAKE UP WAKE UP ON A SATURDAY NIGHT
LONDON PARIS MAYBE HOLLYWOOD AND VINE

>>35195764
Dos i ganu'r ffycar. Ti'r un mor warthus a'r rhai sy'n goro mynd i gwaith pob dydd.

>>35195764
Already been and finished. What fucking time zone are you in dumbass?

>>35195732
all women are things and deserve rape

>>35195732
>What the literal fuck did I do wrong?
You cared.You cannot be so sensitive, man the fuck up

>>35195759
this tbqfhf

FGsdfdfsdf

>>35195685
WE WUZ KANGSz and shit
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3175830

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>>35195722
Thank you for that delicious (You), my man

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One banana

Chiang mai is nice

Be very careful with your money. Even six figures can vanish quickly.

Invest it carefully and don't be hasty

>>35195703
Advice? How can this last me in Thailand?

erry day, nigga

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every single day

originaling my comment

>>35195636
every 20 minutes probably

i want to fug nozomi

>>35195565
>i want to fug nozomi
ok

>>35195555
>Fill out applications
>Call back
>They say they'll email to set up for an in person interview
>They don't
>Get email from job application
>They give conflicting details when scheduling an interview