>Formally a fat fuck
>Starve self and lose a load of weight
>Reach ideal weight
>Keep starving self
>Now underweight and ribs are showing
>Still want to lose more weight
>>36691874
Well, time to get help for your eating disorder.
>>36691874
im in the same boat, AN is a bitch
tell me your secret
how do i lose my weight and just keep going
>How many finals/papers/projects left?
>How are the grades?
I've been in my uni's library since 10pm last night studying for my only final this week at 9:30 this morning. How're the rest of you fags holding up?
i have midterm exams tomorrow and I know nothing.
Also I discovered I have arrhythmia, so I guess that's something else to worry about.
>>36691852
1 report and 4 finals
I developed the mother of all fevers and am currently bedridden and cannot concentrate at all without coughing every 5 minutes, why is fate so cruel.
Anyone got any fever remedies to help me save my grade asapinb4 kys yourself
>>36691852
I took adderall for the first time last night. It was only a half-pill because I'd already been drinking energy drinks and my friend didn't want me dying. Still I haven't slept and probably won't have another chance to until late tonight
>Think you are a robot
>Not a black woman
fuck off NONE of you know the pain and anguish a black woman goes through on a daily basis
Heres just a taste
educate yourselves http://blackwomenconfessions.tumblr.com/
>>36691804
So... you're saying this is a good place to access the untapped market of quality dark-skinned black qts?
>>36691861
actually yes
origianially
>>36691861
Tfw jungle fever white boi
Are girls good with computers?
I would assume some are.
>>36691834
I haven't known any unfortunately.
I want to see Aoba-chan creampied.
LAUNCH IN 10 Mins, GET IN HERE BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzQpkQ1etdA
Carrying some classified government shit
I place a curse on this rocket. It will go into effect in 2 minutes.
This thread needs more robots in it. It's about to launch.
Holy shit bullseye.
Is that one of 'em reusable space rocketships I've been hearing about?
Do any fembots like feminine guys? Is there any hope for me in getting a gf..?
Yeah, I do. Plenty of girls like androgynous types etc.
>>36691752
i love girly dudes and traps
>>36691774
*prarp*
Im gonna take 15mg of adderral this morning since staying up since 11am yesterday. anything i shuld know about
>>36691731
you better not senor
>>36691731
Have a great fap session
>>36691755
i thot it decreased ur sex drive?
hey robots, how do i become the ultimate waifu?
Step one: be born as a biological female.
>>36691760
done
whats step 2
>>36691765
Step 2, be anime.
Anybody here into it?
I had something like this going with a guy I dated for almost 8 months. He was a needy high-maintenance little shit that required a lot of attention and work on my part so I never felt bad about taking his money. We both felt that I deserved to get paid for my part in the relationship. He apologized several times for not being able to pay me more since he only had a shitty retail job.
After the first 2 months he moved into my apartment and started paying the rent, plus $500-600 a month on top of that for bills. He had very poor life skills and needed constant help and direction, part of that included managing his finances for him. I also did things like telling him when / how much to eat and exercise, making him do chores and personal maintenance etc etc because otherwise he'd just turn into a disgusting mess. Left by himself he wouldn't shower, wouldn't brush his teeth, he'd wear filthy clothes, never go outside, put on weight and worse. I was basically the only thing keeping him from going feral. He was a fucking mentally ill freak, extreme masochist, extreme submissive, needed my constant attention both emotionally and sexually whenever he was around. It was a lot of work. The sex was often very elaborate and required planning & preparation on my part. I don't want to get into too much detail because we'd be here all night.
Eventually it got to be too much for me, it started feeling like a real obligation and a chore I hated doing rather than something I liked. There was gratification from caring for a broken person in the beginning but he never really improved and over time I got tired of trying so hard. I'll tie this up with a favorite memory... the time I won a bet and made him do a 24 hour endurance fellatio. My dick hurt for days after he worked it so hard.
Just got sent a nude
worth going after you think?
I always felt slightly uncomfortable letting him 'worship' me. The early part of our relationship actually involved a lot of foot worship, I was working on my feet all day and they would get really sore. He offered to massage them for me. Even if it was kind of creepy I thought what the hell it's a free foot massage. I didn't have to reciprocate or anything just sit back and enjoy.
The massage was good so I went back for seconds. He'd told me he masturbated after I left and I found myself getting aroused. That's ultimately what sparked and started things off between us. Licking my toes while he masturbated. Later I started letting him suck me off and it gradually started to snowball until he was doing it round the clock.
I don't understand OP. Wouldn't a "top" guy pay for a bottom to fuck him?
>go to McDolands
>they have this big touch screen where you make an order
>too dumb to operate it, it's fucking too complicated
>people behind me in a line are getting impatient
>run and go to KFC instead
Why didn't you just have your handler do it for you?
It's like the easiest thing ever I don't get how so many retards get confused by it.
>>36691648
>being this retarded
Only old people or cunts who bring their entire families have trouble with this type of shit.
How do we harness all this free time and autism collectively in to something earth shattering
It has been done to some extent.see: current POTUS
>>36691637
...and he was still a virgin. Women were always the problem
>>36691670
No, I mean something really ground breaking not memeing a cheeto in to destroying the country
Why are women - generally speaking - so contemptuous of males, despite being markedly inferior themselves? How can they be so blind to their own flaws, and yet hold men accountable for every minuscule slip-up?
>>36691537
Same goes for me too. I think the only major difference between men and women is that women are more likely to partake in a hivemind mentality. Just from a biological standpoint, women have 30 to 40 % less upper body strength than men, so it is only logical that they rely rather on emotional manupulation than anything else - in that case guilt tripping over nothing. Partaking in a hivemind gives a woman at least the illusion of being in a net of truth and therefore security in case someone challenges her world views.
There are now two things you can do with knowing now that men and women are fundamentally different: you can continue to be Elliot Rodger or you accept the differences, and see that both genders have their shortcomings, then filtering which woman isn't completely controlled be her primitive drives so you can finally see and shut up about your misogynistic fallacies.
>>36691736
>Same goes for me too.
Correction: Same goes for MEN too.
>>36691537
Its a western thing. They live in a society that puts them on a pedestal and pampers them. They're have no flaws, yet simultaneously believe any hardship or adversity they face is because of the system out to get them because they're oppressed.
>always read stories on loads of boards about groups of friends
>they'd be so close they'd always just go over to each others places after school everyday and shoot the shit, playing vidya
>always tried to get my friends to come over
>they'd either be to normie to hang out with me or too sperg they'd rather do shit on skype
>now 20 years old
>kissless virgin
>almost zero real life friends apart from a few co-workers
All I wanted was just to play some mario party 7 with my friends...
5 years older than you and that sounds like me 5 years ago. wish I could tell you it gets better but I would be lying.
everytime I wanted to go somewhere with other people mom would sperg out asking for every ounce of their information. Eventually I just stopped asking and never knew how to make lasting friendships.
I feel you, though I had some friends to play vidya with growing up, it never felt like enough time to play all the good multiplayer games. They were too stuck on tourneyfag rules Smash Bros to play much else, and that got boring quick
When was the last time /r9k/ left their house?
>2 weeks ago for jury duty
>1 year ago when I was discharged from psych ward
Property or inside of the house?
I like to sit in the morning outside with a smoke and a coffee
>>36691504
Yesterday to go buy a Subway
What are some signs you're ugly
>>36691471
you are posting here
>>36691471
>Call Of Duty T-Shirt
>>36691471
The biggest sign you're ugly is if nobody has complimented you on your appearance except for your mum.
That dude looks like an ayyyy lmao