Can someone share a guide on how I go about streaming myseld killing myself? I have about 4 days left until my self made dead(kek)line.no stopping me. I've already bought the rope, and tested my weight on the tree (it held 300 lbs for 6 hours. I'm 265 and will be dead in 2) so thats the last step. I want to set it up so ad revenue (if any) goes to some charity. Not sure which yet.
>>38598813
Donating to charity won't stop you from going to hell if you an hero OP.
>>38598921
Not trying to seem like a better person, its just if someone can benefit from my death, why not make it happen? Its like if you can't finish your sandwich, why throw it out when theres a homeless guy who would love those last few bites? Why waste what could be used?
Are you seriously trying to kill yourself by short-drop hanging?
It's a god awful idea and a horrible way to go.
You shouldn't kill yourself in the first place but hoo boy, you really picked a terrible method on top of that.
Is the 'ex gf feeling attracted to you again meme' true?
My ex left me to a BBC because I was a disgust extreme underweight NEET submissive to mom, without friends and ambitions. Ahhh, also lost my KHV with her!
If I return paying my own bills, independent from family, strong (I am already working out and gaining weight), with nice clouths, with a shining social life, a car and a plethora of one night stands at my door, she will beg for my attention again?
>>38598810
dunno but if she crawls back dont take her back find a better gf and not some mudshark roastie
>>38599018
B-but... she is the oneitis, the choosen one
Once you are self-improved, it will work.
But IF you want that to happen, go away this place!!
Is this the dumbest animal alive?
Holy shit, always keeps getting killed by my husky, when even squirrels get escape safely. g
>>38598809
Yeah they're dumb as rocks dude and they have garbage eyesight.
Like you can shine a light in their eyes and the stupid fucking things will run TOWARD you because they can't see.
But their poor survival rate is offset by the fact that they breed like uuh.
Like rabbits.
>rabbit
>run fast, can jump to quickly change running direction
>squirrel
>small hit box
>can run up trees away
>>38598809
Why kill them? They are cute. I have like 2 in my yard (one adult and another like a month or so old). Also another baby down the street. We feed them bread.
who here /nofriends/? i don't think i'll ever have any. the loneliness is killing me robros
>>38598806
add me on snapchat "shelbobella2"
>>38598806
I don't need any friends; 'CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH OF THE HEART
I'M GOIN' WHERE MY HEART WILL TAKE ME
I'VE GOT FAITH TO BELIEVE
I CAN DO ANYTHING
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL
NO ONE'S GONNA BEND OR BREAK ME
I CAN REACH ANY STAR
I'VE GOT FAITH
I'VE GOT FAITH, FAITH OF THE HEART
>>38598818
TRANNIES OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Could we fix neetdom and women going after rich men with communism?
>>38598724
>zero unemployment
>job guaranteed and required as a civic obligation by the Soviet constitution
no neetdom
>private property is abolished and the economy is publicly owned, planned and socialist
no rich men
Yes.
https://gowans.wordpress.com/2012/12/21/do-publicly-owned-planned-economies-work/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8zq9N-tEtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtFHZKEk6ts
>>38598893
...How are the communist anthems all so beautiful and manly? I want to start a revolution all of a sudden, robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
>>38598724
Of course we could, Marx was right about most things after all
How in the fuck can people unironically think Kendrick Lamar is a good lyricist? I swear. I hear people spout this shit every god damn day. What's so great about him? I feel like this is some kind of joke that I'm not getting.
>I was born like this, since one like this
>Immaculate conception
>I transform like this, perform like this
>Was Yeshua's new weapon
>I don't contemplate, I meditate, then off your fucking head
>This that put the kids to bed
>This that I got, I got, I got, I got
The fucking fuck?
i dont think people actual make meaning out of the words. they just sing(?) along to it
GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE, I'M THE SANDMAN
GET THE FUCK OFF MY DICK, THAT AIN'T RIGHT
I MAKE A PLAY FUCKING UP YOUR WHOLE LIFE
>>38598718
>actual
actually*
>slow
>weak
>socially inept
>lack of people skills
>slow learner
>horrible at retaining new memory
>easily pressured
>prone to panicking/anxiety attacks
>bad problem solving skills
>low learning capacity
>can barley speak clearly
>easily depressed
>easily stressed
why even live? I can't even be useful to anybody.
>>38598675
You're a reflection of me desu
>>38598675
are you me?????? SRS
>>38598675
>slow learner
>horrible at retaining new memory
>low learning capacity
You tried to learn something once, did not got it from first try and already give up, thinking that claiming yourself as retarded is easier then trying to learn something?
Also most of these problems can be fixed by proper training
>tfw 19 but look about 6 years younger, even after growing beard
>>38598642
Don't look gifthorses in the mouth
It's ok anon im 24 and some kids told me i look 14 so i guess im worse than you. Or better depending if you want to look younger into an older age
>>38598642
be my cuteboy bf
reasons to kill urself
>be me at uni taking summer classes
>have social anxiety and depression
>go to school therapist
>tell them about problems
>get labeled potential school shooter because i listen to TOP and Hasley and mentioned mental disorders
>now subjected to public backpack searches and "private" cavity searches
How the fuck do they get away with this? Do they want me to off myself?
Sue Them Op.
Get a good lawyer and sue them or the therapist.
>>38598634
>talking to a therapist or "social worker"
that's where you went wrong
>>38598634
hahahahhaahahahah
Rule nr 1 is to hide your power level until you actually shoot the school.
>beginning to fap for the first time in a few days (been too depressed to ejaculate NBD)
>have a particularly novel erotic thought
>get into it, actually enjoying touching my penis for the first time in a while
>feelsgoodman
>start edging but need to take a shower so I decide to edge for no more than 10 more minutes then wash off and get on with my day
>Suddenly someone knocks on my front fucking door
>Four loud knocks, in tempo, the same way my property manager always knocks
>What the fuck does that bitch want during my fap sesh
>rapidly pull on pants, tuck shirt in
>open door
>It's my fucking 60 year old neighbor who's always a little overly friendly with me, not a guy I have a problem with but I'm fapping
>Try to be casual; "What's up? I'm in the middle of something"
>Old faggot starts trying to joke with me asking if I'm going to invite him over for dinner and make him cornbread (this was his specific request, couldn't make this shit up)
>my cock has fully shriveled
>Trying not to scream "Fuck off I was beating it!" but can't think of any other response because how the fuck am I actually supposed to respond to a man 3 times my age inviting himself over for dinner at my home?
>End up stammering angrily while I close the door, probably not getting a single coherent word out
>lock my door
>stand in the middle of my living room and just scream
>hear him leaving
>my next door neighbors probably heard me start screaming with rage out of nowhere in the middle of the afternoon
>I still don't know why this old fuck thought it would be okay to knock on my door in the first place
>too angry to get my boner back
Guys, I don't believe in God, but is God punishing me? I can't so much as have a moment to myself to be fucking horny.
Any ways I can get back at my neighbor for this that won't be traced back to me?
>>38598548
>Keeps you away from the sin of masturbation
>punishing you
Choose only one, faggot.
>>38598589
>something harmless to anyone other than myself that feels good
>a sin
Get out normalfag. I bet you think alcohol is a sin and that the good ol' government has everyone's best interests at heart taxing those nasty cigarettes so everyone who smokes them will die in poverty with their children rotting in Planned Parenthood dumpsters. You fucking NIGGER. KILL YOURSELF. YOU DISGUST ME.
>Old faggot starts trying to joke with me asking if I'm going to invite him over for dinner and make him cornbread (this was his specific request, couldn't make this shit up)
reading this on the toilet and i just laughed so hard i shit
my veins on my arms are always visible and it embarasses me when i go out.
It's called being /fit/
>>38598530
But im a skinlet
>>38598507
>>38598538
Good for you, as far I know girls are attracted to that
How do people put up with spending more than 1 hour a day in total getting to and from work? As if wagecucking itself isn't bad enough
Small price to pay to live in a white neighborhood
I have no idea how the fuck people do it
I'm thankful I only have a 15 minute drive to work
Saves gas AND time!
>>38598462
I don't, but several coworkers do.
One thing that helps is our work schedule: we work 9 hour days, and we get every other friday off. So, you end up commuting 90% less for the same work, and you have an extra day every other weekend.
Another setup for some shifts is 10 hours 4 days a week.
is this worth it?
i wanna put a hidden camera in my van, i wanna pick up street hookers, i wanna fuck with them and then i wanna upload the videos on my webpage, videos will be free and i will get money because the ads
what do u think
i will censor her faces because i think it's illegal, or i will ask for her permission idk
>>38598460
I think it's stupid. No one wants to watch a fat autist fuck a disgusting hooker for 15 seconds before alternating between begging her to cuddle and apologizing repeatedly
>>38598561
I'm not fat
people pays for watch torbe and shitty sites of fetishes
>>38598460
You know that's illegal right? If the girl finds out you'll be sued.
> grew up on the farmlands of Capua
> herded sheep during the day and stared at the stars at night.
> father sends me to Rome to study a trade so our family can stop being plebs.
> worked hard and magisters gave me good marks
> senatehousehereicome.png
> realized i have to friends half way through the flood season.
> all the Titus and Maximus ignore me because I don't fit in.
> The Cornelias in their silk pelops ignores me on the street and sometimes mistakes me for a slave.
> "your tunica is so dirty Horatius, and you grovel like a captured Gaul!"
> maximafeels.jpg
> no motivation to carry on and stays in the school villa all day masturbating to mosaics.
> grades slip and magister threatens to kick me onto the streets.
> father hears about this writes to me every day, "who's gonna pay back all the denarii we own to send you to school!"
Should I join the legions at this point?
No just be a slave owner. You can rape the female slaves and if you're lucky you can nab a gladiator.
>>38598452
>not moving to Gaul and living comfy with qt Celtic gf on own plot of land.
>>38598864
Celtic qts are not bad, but they can't beat patrician qt from Rome tho.
What's for dinner robots? 07/23
Whatever mom decided to make for me
>>38598402
tears and regret
Horribly cooked beans, chicken breast, baked sweet potatoes, and a half-liter of Coca Cola.