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>scared of conflict
>never fought
>can't approach women

What do normies think of betas like me
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>>34161726
>lost every fistfight as a juvenile nub
>can't approach women
you're not so bad
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Who cares of fights. I have never fought in my life. And that's not because I ran away but because I have always been smart enough not to get into situations in which I would have to fight.
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>>34161726
>tell myself I need to be a man
>somebody gets aggressive to me
>have to resist panic attack

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>24 years old
>5'10" tall
>10 bf%
>fit
>white
>healthy
>clean skin
>proper haircut
>symmetric face
>good jawline
>reguarly shaven
>groomed
>proper, fitting clothes
>live on my own
>own my own apartment in a big modern city
>have a drivers license
>own my own car, upper middle class tier, new
>have 2 university degrees
>no debt
>multiple language degrees
>have a job
>have a top10% annual income with relatively few hours of work / week
>read a lot

>never had a gf
>virgin
>hugless
>handholdless
>even though I've tried meeting with girls and getting into relationships

what the fuck is wrong with me
what the fuck do you need in this time to get a gf
I dont understand
I feel like I'm cursed
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Women fear you hence why they don't want to date you. They want someone they can tame.
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>>34161662
you have bad hamingja
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It's your clothes anon

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>tfw the sous chef is going to open his own place
>tfw first in line to take his place

We're all gonna make it baby
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congrats anon. what kind of restaurant do you work at?
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>>34161653
I'm a Chef at Wendy's.
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>>34161562
The Robot shall inherit the Earth

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Why do robots seem to have so much animosity towards Jews and other minorities?
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I hate people who watch TV.
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>>34161509
Because white robots get shit on and told they have privilege because their white even if they have a shitty life. Meanwhile minorities get special snowflake status and free pity purely because they're a minority regardless of whether they've ever had to personally face any sort of oppression or not.
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>>34161561
But white Jewish ones also get told they have privilege. Then they get attacked by the other minorities.

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All you robots talking about how meeting a female who will offer you undying love is impossible...
How come every time I offer mine it gets rejected or thrown away.
Explain.
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Inb4 countless robots post contact info and you don't reply to a single one
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>>34161472
>Explain.
Offer it to me please.
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>>34161472
People suck robots included. Doesn't mean we are all bad though. Good luck finding someone to offer your undying love for anon.

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>tfw it's another episode of ''Anon thinks about buying a gun with a silencer and going around at night killing homeless and prostitutes without never getting caught'' again
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>silencer
>not getting caught
I'd like to see you try anon
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>>34161464
I don't think you quite know how "silencers" work. You're gonna be heard in the whole hood.
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Why wouldn't you just kill yourself? That seems like it would make a lot more sense.

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ITT:Shit you've done when drunk

>Few weeks ago
>With friends drinking
>For no reason one of them start crying
>Everyone follows for no reason
>All of my friends (including me) starts talking about their insecurities and problems
>They start telling shit they probably would never told to anybody
>Everbody listen to one another like a fucking group therapy
>We all do some gay hug like pic related
>After this we tried to make some pasta
>The pasta was undercooked but we ate anyway
>We went to sleep
When I woke after this shit it was like the ending of a fucking teenage movie that was the best/weirdest feeling ever
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Had a similar experience with my mates although we had all dropped a fuck load of mandy.
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I was I senior year, smashed with no one else in the house (tfw alcoholic)

I was TRYING to cook for myself, and ended up dumping a huge pan full of water on the floor when I tried to clean it.

I leaned into my doggo's face and told her that if she licked all the water up, she'd be my best friend.
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got blown by a dude. desu

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What is your most unpopular opinion?
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>>34161402
I actually really like femanons most of them are really nice and I'm glad they're on this board sometimes. Probably my most unpopular opinion.
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>>34161402
dark souls is bad
iphones are ok
white women>asian women
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Julia's tits are overrated. Haruka Sanada and prime Yuma Asami were both better

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This thread is for people that have graduated university but the ride still hasn't ended. Share your stories.

Here's me:
>graduate with a degree in Economics
>have history of summer restaurant work
>be a part of various finance related clubs
>do an internship with a financial research firm
>get turned down for every grad program I applied to in my final year
>uni ends, now desperate for a job
>apply for entry level banking jobs just from online ads
>be in regular contact with my university career advice centre who keep telling me that my CV is fine
>still no one fucking calls me

'Getting a job' is such a foreign concept to me. I just don't understand it.

I keep hearing about other people who 'oh just got a job with E&Y' or 'moved cities to be with their boyfriend and decided to work at X.' I just don't fucking get how that even works. How do you 'decide' to work somewhere? How do you even get a job? Why can't I get a job?
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>>34161302
Send your cv to employment agency's
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>>34161302
Whats your GPA? It does matter.
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>non stem
Are you even trying?

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what do you eat for breakfast, robots? i usually have oatmeal or a kale smoothie but i want to expand my options.
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I eat either breakfast burritos or quick oats with frozen fruit
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>>34161251
Some edgy shit like cigs and redbull
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>>34161251
I have a Big Mac
>t.450lbs

Is sociopathy and psychopathy just autism? Or the other way around?
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>>34161250
So sociopaths are just psychopaths from poorer neighborhoods?
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>>34161250
Is a knife the same thing as a chainsaw because it has sharp edges and cut you?
No, anon, they're two vastly different diseases of the mind with (superficial)similarities far and few between.
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>>34161347
Want to explain the differences? Or just use shitty metaphors?

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How do I fix my mind? I find it increasingly hard to concentrate, can't sleep and have to check 4chan every few minutes. Sometimes I even browse the webs while watching a movie. I literally can't quiet my mind down. Already started meditating a month ago but I haven't seen much improvement.
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>>34161208
Just try and focus on one thing at a time, and stop browsing 4chan so much.
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>>34161254
But it's all I have. I just want to get through my deskjob and get back to my real life on the Internet. And it's ruining me.
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>>34161208
it's time to disconnect your internet

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How about a weed thread?

I'm interested in a high quality vaporizer but I'm worried that I won't like them. The bong was my preferred smoking device for about 10 years now but I'm getting old and it's time to watch out for my health. I've been toying with edibles for a while now but it's just too time consuming to wait for 2 hours to feel anything.

How does smoking the bong and using a vaporizer compare? I've read that you get more high while using a vape but not really stoned, is it true?

I'm thinking about buying the Arizer Solo (170bucks) or the Storz & Bickel Mighty (265 bucks), both are pretty expensive and I unfortunately don't know anyone with a vape so I can't try them out first.
I'm also worried that buying a cheap one will discourage me from vaping.
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Buy an MFLB (Magic Flight Launch Box) vape, I bought one last week and not only you'll save weed, it's a clean, healthier high than using a bong.


Waiting for some bud to arrive, should be here by Monday.
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go to a shop and try it out
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I got a pax 2 and it's alright. The problem with vaping is the lack of big clouds. Don't get me wrong, you do get high. But the thinner clouds are almost disappointing. A bong gets you high more quickly if only because you cough a fuckload. Vaping is a little more relaxed.

If you do vape, save the burned weed. It can be used for edibles as well.

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Why is idubbbz dating this whore?

Is where he finally goes to shit and ends his youtube career?
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WHY THE FUCK IS HE DATING THIS TRASHY SLUT WHAT IN THE
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>>34161192
I've checked her yt and it's all semen and dick jokes, taking about wanting to own animal tail buttplugs, twerking and etc

I know idubbbz can have similar style humor at times, but she's just a dumb slut
wtf was he thinking
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>>34161161
How do you know they're dating?

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ITT times you BTFO a roastie

>at the gym
>Stacey walks by expecting to be socially validated for her looks like she always has been
>glance at her with a disgusted look on my face and continue on my way
>she looks shocked and has probably never dealt with this before
>ruined her whole day
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>mom asks me if she looks good in her new outfit
>"no"
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For some reason Staceys were always nice to me.
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>>34161184
Same I think people on this board are just assholes to girls because they're virgins. I swear more girls than guys are nice to me.

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