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>tfw too normie for v
Why doesn't v ever talk about any popular/relevant/mainstream games?
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>>36238608
They need to be contrarian thats /v/'s main goal
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I just want to talk about KOTOR and Mass Effect but /v/ hates them for being too popular
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>tfw want to play battlegrounds but my PC is shit
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Why exactly is it considered wrong to put roastie whores in their place?
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>>36238593
It's wrong to attack people. Even if they make you mad.
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What a fucking awful thread. So you want to beat me up just because I'm a woman? I hope everyone on this board fucking rots in hell. You are all so cruel.
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>>36238604
>Women
>"People"
Kek
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What is your fantasy /r9k/? 2017-04-13 04:32:44 Post No.36238574
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What is your fantasy /r9k/?
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What hypothetical scenario do you wish to live?
Where do your dreams take you when you close your eyes?
Where and when would you go if you could leave everything behind right now?
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>>36238574
I just want to be spider-man ever since i was a kid his powers seem like the most fun.
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I just want to open my eyes and wake up as a starfighter or viper pilot
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I unironically want to be a magical girl with magical girl friends
That would be nifty
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https://www.enneagraminstitute.com
if you're not type 4 you're not a robot
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>tfw you're at level 9
Level 9: Despairing, feel hopeless and become self-destructive, possibly abusing alcohol or drugs to escape. In the extreme: emotional breakdown or suicide is likely. Generally corresponds to the Avoidant, Depressive, and Narcissistic personality disorders.
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>>36238518
I've gotta pay $12 for this shit?
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>>36238518
I'm a type 6w5. Literally hitler
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Are men horny all day every day?
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>>36238492
yeah, aren't you horny all day?
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>>36238492
>Are men horny all day every day?
No. It's more like men can always get horny in an instant, whenever, from any little thing.
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>>36238492
No. Only in peak moments every few days. But I probably have very low testosterone.
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How big are you? I'm between 15 and 16 cm.
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>>36238474
>15 and 16 cm.
What is that in Freedom Units?
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>>36238494
Between 5.9 inches and 6.3 inches
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>>36238474
>tfw 4 inches
>still bigger than korea
Does this mean my dream of getting a pure korean gf is still alive?
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Why is the fact of an esterus cycle in women just now being accepted despite how obvious it is
Is it not feminist to say women are literal animals
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Who is that in the ppic?
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>>36238441
>esterus cycle
QUICK RUNDOWN please
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>>36238490
The oestrous cycle is the reproductive cycle found in most mammalian placental females whereby there are recurring periods when the female is fertile and sexually receptive (oestrus) interrupted by periods in which the female is not fertile and sexually receptive (anoestrus)
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Daily reminder that if any of you fat robots pay for a gym membership to get /fit/ then you're a fucking moron and playing right into the Jew's tricks.
It's so easy and simply to exercise in your house. Alternate between these three main exercises for as long as you can twice a day.
>Jumping jacks
>Curl ups
>Push ups
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the first part about the jews was right th second is bullshit and wil! ruin a fat guys joints
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>tfw home gym
>in between sets as i read this
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>>36238254
>Curl ups
Lying in the fetal position sobbing in your bed isn't an exercise, anon.
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/r9k/ BTFO by Shia LeBeouf 2017-04-13 04:10:57 Post No.36238250
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/r9k/ BTFO by Shia LeBeouf
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The "lol only normies care about hurting others attitude" and the general nerd male resentment of these communities. Its prime fertile ground for actual Nazis to grow. People talk about pol, but you need to see the various communities converge. R9K's "who wont woman fuck me" bs "anything goes and anyone who gets mad is just a normie" vs endless outbursts of anger at everything.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/spacetwinks/status/827659054759739392
Shia just copypastad a furry
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>>36238250
This guy hasn't been relevant since disney channel
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>>36238357
Literally this. Has he even been in a good movie
>inb4 transformers
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>have a good looking dick
>im fat so it doesnt matter
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>>36238224
shut up fatso
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>tfw decent sized dick for someone that's 5'7" 350lbs
>tfw will never get to use it
https://webmshare.com/Ndgjg
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>>36238448
Also on the odd chance someone wants to add me because this is their fetish or something, it's chu#4580
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What does it feel like to have your dick sucked? And what am I supposed to do while she's doing it? What can I do to make sure she enjoys it too?
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Hammies are so cute. He was really thirsty though even if he looks happy.
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>>36238203
Honestly it's not that great. Just feels like someone's dropped wet noodles on your crotch
t. Got my dick sucked by three different girls
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>>36238203
Just make it sound like your enjoying it otherwise they get offended
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Is Shia picking a fight with the robots? Should we join /pol/a fight against the living meme?
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Any Finnish bots here? He's currently in a cabin somewhere in Lappland. It's been 2 days and we haven't found him yet.
When we do, we'll have to go REEEEEEEEEEE at him and throw frozen chicken tendies at him through his windows.
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Rest easy it pol has many feild agents it won't be too long until we find him. /pol2k/?
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>>36238199
lappland is in sweden
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Why are women so thoughtful and considerate while men are so selfish and mean?
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>>36238062
Not sure. I'm not a woman, but even I feel like an effeminate faggot when I am considerate for others and I clean things up.
Men just want to destroy, create, dominate and have sex. Chad is the same way, he just gets away with it while the rest of us are actually held to standards.
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The reason women are less successful at killing themselves is because they are better people than men. They don't want to make a mess for the person who finds the body. It makes sense. It's not like they are inherently weak willed, it's not like they could kill themselves outside, or with carbon monoxide, or any number of ways
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>Maybe the undertake is an alpha! And if he isn't necro by now, after me he will be!
t. womens subconsciousness
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>took my sister's vibrator while she was showering (I know where she keeps it since I stole it a few times before)
>lubed up and started pounding myself
>hear a bunch of noise coming from next room (hers)
>drawers and shit slapping
>she's looking for the vibrator I currently have in my ass
>it's been like 20 min and I can still hear banging and shuffling
Do I just walk in and give it back or what? I didn't think she was gonna want to use it. I always tell her to fuck off my room and not touch my stuff so now I feel guilty, I was just horny and wasn't thinking. I fucked up I think.
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>>36238039
Yes give it back and apologise it's disrespectful to take someone's property without asking.
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>>36238039
Throw it out hide it dont get caught with never mention it
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>>36238068
I fucking know, I'm an ancap as well which is why I feel so guilty but I don't know how she's going to react. I have diagnosed autism so I reckon she'll understand but still.
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>girl was nice to me at burger King
>picture our lives together
>visit burger king everyday now in the hopes of seeing her
Just saw her again. She sneezed and I said bless you and she smiled and thanked me. Why am I such a loser?
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>>36237988
you should consider to hang yourself to a tree
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I don't like female cashiers for this reason
Like fuck off bitch I didn't wanna fall in love today I just wanted a fuckin cheeseburger
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Not that I'd have the courage any time soon but would it look bad asking for her number or a date at the drive thru?