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you'd think fetishism tracks with sexual frustration

this isn't rocket science

women are just less sexual than men

Men are more interesting.

>>39244618
Most people on /r9k/ are normies and therefore irrationally despise the homeless, so you won't get through to them; but, yes, it's the perfect life for a robot and I'm going to deliberately become homeless in the spring.

thought about this alot

>no clothes so after you get dirty you stay dirty
>dumpster diving is prolly hard
>how the hell do you get food besides dumpster diving
>begging is pathetic

otherwise if i only owned like the stuff in a bookbag and dissasembled shotgun in it id be set

>and it's like, no stress, no worries.
asides from the fact you need to worry about where to get your next meal and it's been several days since you last ate, what the weather will be like and how it'll influence where you end up, being robbed of your shit, dealing with other homeless fucks who are homeless cause they're proper insane, having to carry around all of your posessions because you have no stable home (and even if you do, some homeless nigger will just rob you anyways), figuring out where to bathe, having to deal with the mental impacts of begging on the street like a rat, being pitied, ridiculed, wondering what the fuck you're doing and where the fuck you're headed and all the while trying to fight addictions that lead you to be homeless in the first place - choosing to spend your money on food instead of alcohol, for example.
it's fucking shit, op. it isn't nice at all.
t. was homeless for a year

I would knock those motherfuckers out cold@!

I'd molest her too, if she was asking for it like that.

>>39244587
I'd laugh. Look at that skirt, she's asking for it.

I wish someone forced me into the army, right now I'm in this college limbo thing. I want it to work out but I don't know if it will.

I am unironicaly joining the army in a few months. It is the perfect way for a middle-class American to move up in the world. And because I have repressed all my emotions into a searing hot ball of forced enthusiasm I will succeed in flying colors. Maybe even become a long army ranger. At least I hope.

>diagnosed with adhd/depression at age 14
>forever blacklisted from joining the military due to this
I can only hope for a draft when ww3 happens

i've literally never met a black person in my life. i don't think any of my friends would date a black man, nor would i

>>39244509
because they would marry a sophisticated woman other then these treasones whores.

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>>39244509
>be black
>stumble on this thread
Every fucking time with you race baiting normie faggots. Leave. Get out.

>made up story about being /devilish/
>anons angrily respond to my post
Yet again I win without playing by the rules

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>tell parents i spend 3 hours every day applying for jobs and never hear anything back
>havent actually applied anywhere in weeks
>cripplingly depressed

>>39244262
>Tell mom I'm going to apply for jobs today
>Do
>They never call
>Mom think I'm lying and goes apeshit mad

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Uh buddy I think you got the wrong board.....

>one takes a lifetime of training to use effectively, the other can be used after a few weeks of practice.

for armies its the crossbow.

>>39244279
Nah I'm just really fucking bored
/k/ didn't like my thread and it died on /out/

>>39244105
Hello anon.

I went to an all boys' high school. I'm in college now, although I'm going to be staying at home this semester so it almost feels like another high school. What area of science interests you?

>>39244105
I frankly hope this post gets a lively thread because I've seen birthday threads get very populated and this robot deserves it.
Well, mang, I can't deny you've had it rougher than me. Enjoy your birthday and read my story if you'd like

>18 yr old kissless hugless handholdless virgin
>not that I care to be honest, I don't complain about it
>used to be bullied and have suicidal urges between 10-12 yrs old
>tried to be a normie during high school
>attains semi-happiness for some time
>work out and becomes charismatic
>do relatively well in school but think I'm bad
>one year ago falls in love
>rejected
>depression hits right after that
>realize that all those years I'd tried to be a normie I was nothing more than acting
>I never had any real friendships, hung out out of school, exchanged numbers, parties
>I'm ugly and unskilled
>blocked out any emotions while young
>alienated from family too

I'm heading into college soon. I just want to get good grades, and be done with it. Then fly to Hawaii. Or Arizona. Do some jungle/desert stuff, find myself, then settle down in a city and become a Drudge-style journalist.

>>39244105
sorry to hear that op, would you like to talk? id like your contact info if you have any

feet aren't even sexy.

you know what is sexy?

armpits.

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>>39244184
I say both are sexy

They'll be creeped out unless they're already in love with you.

>>39243959
you better not be a fucking white american

>>39243959
I hope you're japanese

>>39243989
I'm living in Japan right now actually

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>>39243813
>tfw doms went extinct because modern day society is too hostile to them
>tfw everyone in the west wants to be a sub now because dominance is viewed as violence
>tfw it's impossible to truly get a dom bf in 2017

>>39243876
Aww that fuckin sucks:(

>>39243813
>>39243876
I'm a dom reporting in for my free sub bf

Incels seriously make my poss boil. Useless humans that would rather blame anyone else for their miserable life.

here's how you fix this. Go on a vacation to Thailand. Buy a new dirt-cheap hooker every day. Realize that women are a meme. Come back, realize that western women are ridiculously entitled and overpriced. Read /r/MGTOW. When you're in your 30s and up your sex drive should drop a lot anyway. Also stop listening to the (((media))) telling you that the purpose of life is to fuck sluts, your insecurities were all created by companies trying to sell you things.

Could also try steroids, though that didn't help me much Tbh.

>>>/r9k/

>>39243669
Would really want to be with a girl who uses tinder?

>>39243948
They can't all be bad. I don't have a lot of options anyhow.

>>39244136
What would a respectable girl use a casual sex app for? I don't think you'll find what you're looking for.

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>>39243599
>Not getting the McChicken, the greatest fast food sandwich

Beer, fetish porn, and self loathing

>>39243599
Microwave pizzas. Wheat thins.

>>39243400
Sup bro. Just got done lifting today, bout to crush some lean chicken gotta get those gainz knowwhatimsayin. I'm meeting up with stacy later, we're going to one of those first week of college frat parties. Probably gonna bang her. If the night goes well I might pull another chick for a threesome fuck sesh. Can't believe some of the virgins on this board, have they even tried just being themselves?

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Whats up dudes!!!!! I got invited to a frat party, they want me to join, JUst popped a molly and its going to get TURNT! TOTALLY Lit, bro's!!!!!!
Also I will probably have sex with my short haired goth girl friend later, met her in class today and she told me she wanted to suck my peepee lol! Shes a total freak. Well so long r9k I gotta go party hahhaha!!!!!! PS I know you like funny cats and cheezburgers, check out this silly guy!

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Well this is going well already