Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6031. page

>>36661031
She has some kind of disease it looks like? Her parents probably shouldn't just let her broadcast herself to the world where people are going to have all kinds of strange reactions to this and possibly harass her.

>inb4 moralfag
Yeah, yeah, we know she looks fucking weird. But for real.

>>36661089
>She has some kind of disease
yeah its called being white

>>36661098
I'd rather be her than as retarded as that comment.

>>36660979
Dude he bought eight lotto tickets and was surprised and mad when he didn't win.
Wrong about every thought in his head. Died like the bitch he was

What an idiotic and ignorant dramatization of the world in perspective. The world is completely varied and is dominated by social chess and divide/conquer culture. Hate the game, not the player. Also, if he had any real friends, he would learn how to properly function. If this shitty line is the best that comes out of his 90 page manifesto then it's just like I expected: robots are retarded.

He was rich, moderate good looks, drove a nice car and lived in LA.... Buttttttt he couldn't get laid.

Sorry don't believe it, I call false flag.

>>36660883
i recognize this prostitute from las vegas backpage.

>>36660938
I'd pay for that.

Cougars want young guys with big dicks who have lots of stamina and are willing to be dominant as fuck but also have that youthful 'new to sex' charm.

Being good with electronics makes milfs wet

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>>36660882

>tfw bots don't even like me. :(
>tfw forever alone

>>36660882
I tried to give some robots a chance but they ended up being really manipulative and controlling. I know not everyone on this board is like that but I dont think I would try again.

I'm a big sloppy mess and I need someone that's steady and has his shit together. Most robots don't. Usually people who can take care of themselves are more dominant and vice versa. Robots are usually submissive. So if I'm a clueless mess that's also submissive why would I go for someone who's also a clueless mess that's submissive?

It's funny because he fucking died.

>>36660777
These trips.
O lawd.

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>>36660777
I think you deserve a nice long scholnger up you ass

We don't. That's why we are on /r9k/.

>>36660743
Is there a way to cope qith it that people used?

>he thinks you deal w ith it

Jews and their puppets are coming here to promote homosexuality and transgenderism because the people here are vulnerable.

Liking traps and trannies isn't gay, only straight guys are into it.

All the people in trap / trans thread don't find your pic attractive op

/r9k/ was the unofficial gay board before /lgbt/ was created.

Link to some good conjoined twin porn lad. I want to fap to something new.

sounds like it's time to move out

>>36660568
>sister found the poop vortex

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No but I make toilet paper for a living so that might put me out.

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>>36660553
No I am toilet paper for a living so that might put me out.

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>>36660553
No I am paper living for a toilet so that might put me out.

a deflated ballsack is what that is

fuck thats disgusting and the eyes and face are much better turn ons for me

>>36660453
let's make "thicc" but for labia flaps a thing
innies look like children, real men prefer a fat chick with an arby's hanging off her mons

maybe if we accelerate the shittiness of the world it will go away or something

Maybe he was trying to be post-meme and ironically being retarded

I see /pol/ memers in the Battlefield 1 game chat all the time. I don't fucking get it, what do game developers have to do to get people like that to stop giving them money? Even if you're just slightly racist, why would you pay $60 for a game that ignores the French in WW1 and made everyone black? And then pay $60 again for premium?

>>36660530
because the french aren't people

>humble bragging
>making sex life threads
Yeah, you just aren't a fit for this place mate. Fuck off, normalfag.

>>36660396
>humble bragging
Sorry, no. I have a very strict sense of personal morals I've tried to follow my whole life, even the thought of engaging someone else's girl while they were together with someone kept me from interacting with them, whether or not I had a chance.

I want to again emphasize that this is THE ONE TIME I had sex, and she's not really exaggerating about me being ugly. I'm really a mess. I could tell you the myriad of ways I'm actually genuinely fucked up and reasons why I'm likely doomed to die alone, but honestly I'm just hoping I'm not alone in this kind of situation.

>>36660495
>we had messed up before
>has male friends
>makes sex life threads on r9k
Mate, you just aren't a good fit for this place.

No one at all does this?

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>tfw oneitist doesn't post shit on her fb

I do it sometimes.
I don't think I'm getting any satisfaction from hurting myself, but I'm happy she looks happy.

tfw no trap gf to give prostate orgasms to

ugh
>her

>>36660235
That's not a trap. Traps don't have tig ol bitties.

bone hurting juice

>>36660225
Ok looks dont fuck with that normie shit

Evan Williams and Guinness Foreign Extra Stout. Feeling pretty /comfy/ right now.