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>>37285236
I'm too masculine to ever have a chance at passing

>>37285508
Same, I could be in good masculine shape if I had the desire to put the effort into it. I might have a pretty good shot at getting laid if I dropped 30 lbs..
But I'd always unironically look like a dude in a dress if I tried to become a trap.

BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GAY MAYBE?
I HOPE EVERYONE WHO AGREES WITH THIS "TRAP" SHIT DIES RAN OVER BY A TRAIN ON THEIR MOM'S BIRTHDAY

That -might- be true for older women, disregard them and go for young ones (preferably legal tho)

>>37284987
Wut? It's even more true for young ones.

>>37284967
and the award for most confused erection of the week goes to...

Go to /adv/ you worthless roast beef vaginaed piece of shit

>>37284918
kek

But in all seriousness OP make a move.

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>>37284918
>you worthless roast beef vaginaed piece of shit
This desu

>>37284830
I most certainly am, what about you?

>>37284841
Oh absolutely. And why are you enjoying yourself today anon?

Damn I'm toast

dude, can relate. its just so sticky.

Let me guess, Brit, it's 20C?

>>37284734
just had an interview and looked like a idiot wearing a jumper.

Girlfriend? I cant even get a normal friend!

>>37284626
Because, grandma, my sweet, wrinkled rose...
You won't reciprocate my undying affections.

>>37284641
lol iktf fellow anonymous internet friend! >>>/adv/

You just haven't met some sluts who have mastered the cock.

>>37284612
I always wondered if you swallowed tbhonest.

>>37284612
They don't need to be good at them. A guy will be happy just to have here there, and she knows that. Hence, she doesn't actually have to put any effort in at all. Not even a simple google search on technique.

>>37284364
>tumblr


mexico

>>37284364
He is a faggot but so are you.

It makes sense but I don't like it.

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>>37283929

Invest in crypto. What are you, dumb?

>>37283965
lol its not 2014 anymore

Open your own crypto and website and tell everyone to buy your bullshyt

Then claim you got hacked and lost all their money.

>>37283860
What an ugly motherfucker. At least he isn't fat.

>inb4 you're only jealous of me :D

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because it's hilarious to watch people sperg out

because hes an edgy wannabe internet "star" who puts pins thru his eyeballs lol

whens his album and clothing line coming out?

no more water from plastic bottle for him

>>37283777
Why do sissies and trannies wear these over feminized clothes that not even girls wear? It's absolutely revolting

>>37283839
To overcompensate for being mentally ill men

>Titanfall 2
>on PS4

Kys

>>37283747
Metro desu

Game of life

>people out in their gardens blaring music at a million decibels
>"NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA FUCKING BITCHES GETTING MONEY FUCK THE POLICE NIGGA"

how do they like this shit, and why are they playing it around their kids

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>>37283653
OP here: should we create another image for hot days like pic related from last year?

>>37283683
My Dad is doing it right now. Pissing me the fuck off

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>see shirt outlining the contours of my gut
>pat it

Post pics of tum. Preferably without a shirt, but I'll take whatever.

>>37283542
>see shirt outlining the contours of my gut
Damn I do that all the time in public
Who /notskellyorfat/ here?

You must be not very smart or friendly.

You have no fucking idea

>5'4
>people always call me bud
>always use a condescending tone when talking to me
>no one takes me fucking seriously

>Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.