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>>34253200
>they actually bought a copy just to do that
>pic related

>>34253200
That signature somehow seems even gayer than the book is.

>>34253229
no, sam wrote stupid stuff on some of them before they were shipped

>>34253199
>be a faggot loser your whole life
>literally gay
>try hard to pretend to be normal
>horrible at it and come off like a retarded unlikeable dickhead
>finally lose touch will everyone who used to tolerate me
>finally come to the realization that .. ive been dead for years.

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>10th grade
>wear semi-tight sweatpants to school
>go through day fine
>day ends, everything's normal
>sit in the back of the bus
>fall asleep on bus ride home
>wake up right before i get off with the strongest fucking erection ive ever had
>have to get up and walk the entire aisle to get off of the bus
>seconds felt like hours
>could hear stacey and her friends saying "ew, his dick was hard wtf lmao, creep"

> give small college presentation
> use up my notes way too damn fast so I have tons of filler time
> didn't prepare for this anyway
> prezi was about electoral college because i thought i could be spicy by triggering bernout classmates (this was post-election)
> studder and sputter until the minimum time is up
> had a fucking pepe on the last slide with pro-trump rallyers in background

Awwtismic

>>34253181
karma police

arrest OP, his faggoty hairdo is making me feel ill

I WANNA LIVE
I WANNA GIVE

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>>34253181
SOMETHIN SOMETHIN AHEGH TO A PISCES MIND

Who doesn't like white cocks tbqh

>>34253155
>posts a pic of a black girl laying on a spic, an inbred island-gaul, and a jew (L-R)
>types some nonsense about white people
what did he mean by this?

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How does a board based on the premise of "originality" manage to have all threads be exactly the same?

>>34253085
truly the worst eel.

>>34253085
Nice dick tho.

>>34253085
Up for pic trade?

>>34252996
sauce or more pics please

if you have a QT sister, then you're most likely QT yourself.

dont get it

>>34252996
the last time my qt sister made any kind of physical contact with me was 16 years ago when she clawed at my face because i wouldn't hand over the ps2 controller.

no replies bump :(

>>34252948
>>34253886
Same for me too OP, try meditaation. Helps cool your brain down and keep focus.

>>34253886
Hi anon

>Bouning leg meme
>Pick nose
>Fart in hand and huff the hell out of it
>Yell random words of video I'm wtching
>Talk to myself
And currently
>Playing eeny meeny miny moe of 5 situations I'll think of while trying to fall asleep

Goodnight

>>34252883
Fuehlt sich gut an dieses Bild zum ersten Mal hier benutzt zu haben und jetzt schon zum zweiten Mal gesehen zu haben.

>Wie sieht euer Abend aus, Roboter?
Immer noch wach obwohl ich eigentlich morgen zur Uni muesste.

>Warum seid ihr traurig?
dGw dein Schwarm dich blockiert

>Warum seid ihr noch wach?
Depressionen, juhu.

Man, nothing feels better than a good German ficky ficky puss puss on my dark refugee weiner.

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>>34252883
>Wie sieht euer Abend aus, Roboter?
Bin schon seit 3 Stunden im TS an der Schanze.
>Warum seit ihr traurig?
Weil ich 1 Versager bin.
>Warum seit ihr noch wach?
Weil ich morgen sowieso nicht aufstehe.

also how many of you autists were (or still are) sonic fags

Sonic is an autism breeding program

i dreamed of going to mobius when i was a kid

FUCK
I JUST REMEMBERED

JUST NOW

THE DREAMS WHERE I WAS IN SONIC'S WORLD AND HE WAS REAL

AAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU OP

>>34252813
If I dont like women the human race will go extinct

>>34252813
Lolis are perfect, but I have sex with grown women to keep up appearances.

Like, biologically? Because I've been attracted to girls since I was 4 or 5 years old.

>>34252744
What anime is that OP?
google reverse search less useful by the day

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>>34252848
Hey that search function worked wonders recently. Reversed image searched my date's profile picture and secretly found that he uses that pic for articles he publishes on a website.

All of them were huge rants about government conspiracy theories. Nope.

>>34252974
fuck off faggot
>>34252848
bumping for what anime again

C'etait faux

>>34252720
Hey man. Original poster here.

I talked to her today. We've been through some issues, but basically we agreed on this:

Once she comes back from her trip, the fetish is over. We go back to being a "normal couple." For the time being, she will keep fucking this guy because "it would be weird for her to say 'no' now."

I asked her to involve me a bit more and call me once they start with the action. So I'm waiting for her call right now, and I'm ready to record it.

(I know I'm a piece of shit that will never learn, but thanks for being interested, anon.)

>>34253329
By the way, she put an ultimatum: she said that if I keep pushing her with this shit, the relationship is basically over, because her love is hanging from a thread.

Weird, considering that she's so willingly going out with her friend right now to meet this guy again. But you know, women.

On Saturday she's back into my hands for good.

I normally take 40-60 minutes in the shower each day

I have an iPad just for the shower. I fap or sometimes prop my iPad up while water runs down my back using 4chan or just browsing the Internet

It's so comfy and peaceful, like my own space for a short time. The sound of water dropping is nice too

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>>34252715
>can take up to an hour in the shower
>usually just sit under the water
>sometimes draw on the steamed up glass
>sometimes cry
>always sing
>used to have a shitty Kindle fire that I would wrap in clingfilm so i could jerk in the shower
>one day it died
>never liked the mess the cum made with the water anyway

2mins long cold shower master race


I got other shit to do

>>34252675
>how can one help people like you?
I don't think you can. I think we're meant to be alone.

>>34252675
Fuck off cunt oregano comments

>>34252714
but you are not. no one is meant to be alone. i did nothing but help this person. i was there for them, i listened to them, i offered them my support, but then threw it all in the trash due to their paranoia.

Planning on joining the military after college, but I'm not entirely sure yet. Is it worth it? Any tips I need to know if I do go through with it?

I'm going to join hopefully by the end of the year

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>>34252665
>Not only is he a pussy in the Chair Force
>He's a pussy in the LEAF Chair Force

Kys desu senpai.

US

Army

MI

Been in a year myself. I wish it wouldn't take so long to clear through security. Gotta deal with shit detail until I get through the system.