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Who else /babyface/?
I know this is probably not the best place to ask, but it's the closest thing I have to a group of friends who I could be comfortable asking these sort of questions to.
Anyway, thing is I know that I look very young for my age. I'm 19, but a few months ago when I was going to see a film the person behind the counter asked for ID. I told them my age and they said I looked about 14 (no, it isn't my height I'm 6' tall).
Since then I've become more and more obsessed with the remark. I notice slightly puffy cheeks, my small mouth, big eyes, etc
Is this as important as I'm making it out to be, any other robots have a similar experience?
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at 19 youre basically still a baby kek
give it a few more years anon
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you posted an image of a fucking grandma

baby face looks like "bagel girl" search in Google
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>>35409118
You're still a boy m'lad. give it time and you'll soon see that you're going to become a faggot of a man.

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Books about robots?

Are there any good novels or short stories about ugly young men?

I just want to read something I empathise with.
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Read "Notes from the Underground" by Dostoyevsky
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>>35409087
No Longer Human captures what I believe to be the spirit of robots, although you may not agree or identify with a lot of what the protagonist winds up doing, particularly with regards to his relationships with women.
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Try "perfume"

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>too horny
>decide to jack off to stop being so horny
>jack off
>cum
>even hornier
Shit shit, how do I fix this?
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>>35409051
I don't know but that's an A+ goddamn pic
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>>35409051
Watch photos of dead people or diseases (search NTD on google)
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>>35409093
But I'm a gurofag!

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>women have mocked and ignored me all your life
>made you a misogynist
>tfw want nothing more than to rape and beat every Stacy I see
I finally get it now...Elliot was always right.
They made us this way...
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>rape

Lmao. Women are fuck holes there's no such thing as rape as long as you wear a condom.
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>>35409009
Did you ever tried to talk to one of them? Because Elliot didnt. He just expected thing to happend magically
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>>35409351
>Did you ever tried to talk to one of them?
>implying that actually works unless you're Chad

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when should i reveal that im a fembot? i hang out with a cute normie but all he knows is that i dont really like being around strangers and that i have anxiety. do i pretend to only be this shy girl because he really wants me to go out and join hang out with his friends and i said maybe with time but he doesn't get that im basically a recluse with barely any friends and social anxiety
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What do you have to lose if this normie finds out?
If he is worth being around he'll accept that no one is perfect.
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That's not actually a red flag for basically any male.
You dumb bitch.
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>>35409114
Why are you such a meanie on the internet?

OP, you should tell him that you really enjoy spending time together but your social anxiety makes it hard for you to relax in groups.
Have you tried xannies?

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A woman's place is in the kitchen and bedroom and popping out more humans.

A man's place is ruling the world and making everything work smoothly.

Unless you're Grimes, this woman can make music. "Rosa" is my favorite track.
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>>35408988
Women got rights because fathers used to throw them out back when we had less food. Blame the father, only they had the power to create feminism by never letting women get married.
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>>35409127

>making up stories

Lmao roasty

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>Sister ate the spermsalad
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That fucking bitch! I was saving that.
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>>35408902
>Grandma devoured the enema omelette

tfw she asks me for the recipe
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You promised you were saving that for me, along with your cum spices.

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>tfw when no spider gf to curl me up and wrap me in webs at night
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>tfw no snek to wrap me tightly at bedtime
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>>35408878
>webs

Maybe you meant

weebs
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>tfw no dumb loli birdgirl to teach things to

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>order Hawaiian shirt in xl
>it fits too tightly to wear
>order Myth Of Sisyphus by Camus
>majority of sentences don't register because I'm a brainlet
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I don't understand how those two statements/feels are related
Maybe I am the brainlet, after all
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>>35408823
They're both things that went wrong
It's not that deep family
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>got a sneak peek of my birthday present from mummy
>it's an XL Hawaiian shirt
Fucking jackpot, I really hope it fits my weird fat pear shaped body.

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>Humans have proved themselves to be self-destructive mammals, causing almost no good to the earth, and causing way, way too much damage.
>There is no Altruism, just more ethical egoism.
>Good and bad are relative, and depend on opinion and experience. However, death is the only thing that is undoubtedly neutral - as there is no good nor bad if you're dead.
>Anyone could be forced into being a bad person under the right circumstances.
>Humans, in the end, have instincts and urges just like every other animal.

Do you agree? if not, why?
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>>35408788

Change "humans" to "women" and I'll agree.
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>>35408819
Change "change" to "replace" and I'll agree.
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>>35408788
>Good and bad are relative

Not really, most things can be objectively considered good or bad experiences.

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I feel more and more like a cute girl, and i behave like it since i was 10, i even played with dolls.. i never thought i was THAT mentally ill.

But im dead anyways, not just in my soul but in my body too.

I have a brain tumor that can't be operated since i was 16, 22 now.

Seems like it somehow messed up my hormones, so i look kinda girly, but voice is normal.
Also i had small tits with 18, kek.
It grows really really slow, it's one of the most rarest in the world.

Doctors gave me 5-15 years when i'm lucky 20 years til my heart just stops beating at some point, it's located near the stem which is basically responsible for the most basic functions in my body.

I've been eating very healthy for the last years,
it slowed the growth but it still gets bigger every few months i check.

Well pic related is me, would i make a good trap? I have fear because of my hairline and rather normal voice.

I am a social outcast, i just live on the Internet, so you can expect a lot of pics from me, kek.
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>>35408724
go for it, trap it up
Youre gonna die anyways
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>>35408724
you'd make a good school shooter

don't actually shoot up a school, though
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idk go full retard but do it naturally just don't eat food with any kind of fat or zink
no resources no testosterone production

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>tfw too socially avoidant for tulpa

I swear this is just a never ending joke
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Why would you want someone to be with you 24/7 if you like privacy and being alone?

I don't understand asocial robots who want to get chalupas
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>>35408801
I honestly did it because I was bored and wanted to see if it's actually possible to meme yourself into being mentally ill.

Didn't have the foresight to think about the issue though, but this experience just highlights it.

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This BW(nonblack)M shilling is getting out of control, come join this new server where anime, vidya, and other escapist shit is welcome. Blackbots preferred
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>>35408707
Forgot the damn link to the discord: https://discord.gg/dS4YP
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>>35408707
please guys let's do this, bump

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>find 35 yo skype dominatrix who roleplays with me

We just did a momcest session

guys im so happy, this is soooo hot

yall jelli
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>>35408695
it won't last because you'll get clingy or she turns out to be crazier than you expect :)
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Dream on you old roastie.

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This is a call to all you lonely souls out there, to my neet brethren who seek out human interaction... Rabbitcast is a shared internet browser that anyone inside the room can control, watch movies, t.v shows, anime, listen to music--and anything else that you can do in a browser, Everyone in a room will see and hear the exact same thing at the same time and we can chat as it all goes down... check it out anons, here's the link to the room dedicated to /r9k/ users.
https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
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pls join this fucking shit please on my DICK GOD YES WHOLE BUDDY PAL FWEND :)
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soros paid for this bump.
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GO STALIN

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