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Will bump with pictures of ladies.

>>36297257
>Robot
Someone who is characeristic of the /r9k/ poster. Shut in, shy, scorned by women, hated by society, bullied by other males.

>Chad
Someone who willingly goes outside.

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Hoping for a few different answers.

The article is a false flag/hoax, if you look at the author of it she has no other articles and doesn't appear to really exist

>>36297252
i hope they do this so they finally leave me alone forever

>>36297567
If HuffPo got false-flagged they would've said so by now. This is directly from their site.

>>36297244
once your parents have been worn done by your siblings before you they're a lot liable to let you get away with shit

>>36297282
Nah I have lots of older sisters and they always got away with anything and I would get a beating from my dad for nothing

I am fairly certain a lot of my relatives forget that I exist. We would get Christmas cards where they would list everybody's name but mine. I actually prefer this, because otherwise they would be trying to remember what I am up to.

>>36297190
I like to get drunk alone in my room on the weekends. I put on some chill music and try to find some good threads to post on.

>>36297190
I wouldn't recommend drinking at all if you're a NEET who sleeps 12+ hours a day

unless you want an early grave, which wouldn't surprise me

>>36297238
I don't get what you mean, why would a NEET drinking alcohol mean you'd die early?

>>36297185
that looks like a normal poo my anon

>>36297185
>he thinks that is girthy

Made me chuckle

>>36297185
>girthy shit
Dude I once took a shit the same size and shape as a chaos emerald

I wish they did ban phoneposting. Phoneposters are scum.

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>>36297184
Holy shit, this just happened in L.A.

Yesterday I could post creepshots from the bus no problem

Today I got your screenshot and had to wait until I could connect to WiFi at McDonald's to shitpost

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE SOCIAL IF WE CAN'T GET SUPPORT FROM /OURBROS/ ON THE GO REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36297184
What?

Originalolio

6' (180 cm I believe) is a good minimum acceptable height

Perfect height is 6'1 or 6'2

Manlet tier is below 6'0 and freak tier is 6'4+

t. 6'0

>>36297156
>Im 1.74(in m)
YOU COULD TYPE "I'm 1.74m" YOU IDIOT

You can't put your benis into an anime

>>36297121
women smell amazing
most of them, anyway

>>36297153
This a girl walked past me the other day and she smelled like cotton candy

>>36296925
They get thousands of love letters from psychotic women who think they're so dark and misunderstood

>>36296925
They rape neet betas like you.

The female prison guard is seduced and breaks them out.

haha dum pezunt
>gets conscripted to fight for king or king kills you and your family
haha dum pezunt

>>36296978
i dont mean they are dumb, it could have happened to me

i just feel comfy to think that everything that worries me now will be seen as a joke in 200 years

it make me feel easy

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>some king living in a big fancy manor or castle
>surrounded a few "higher born"/rich living in houses
>surrounded by peasants living in huts with dirt floors
>everyone bows down to the king and envies his life of comparable luxury
>hundreds of years later I'm a peasant who lives in a small one bedroom apartment and my life is so much better than his it makes him look like a caveman covered in his own shit

They didn't even bathe back then.. they were stinky and their bodies were covered with gross skin diseases.. they had to wear itchy awful heavy clothes and had no air conditioning.. and they had to poop in buckets.. their beds were lumpy.. they had to watch some faggot dance around and act like an idiot for entertainment.. their food was rotten and boring... everyone was an idiot who talked about god all the time.

>reading history
>so much of it is about how some group didn't agree with what another group thought about some lines in the bible so they murdered the fuck out of each other

...like living in the fucking middle east.

ugh.. its about a degree too warm in here for my maximum comfyness.. gonna go turn on the A/C...

>>36296871
Where can I play this gaem?

>role playing game game

>>36296871

Having Purple Aki smile at me and nod his head.

>every women I've met

Yeah.

tru dat

I pointed out a pretty sweet laptop when my ex was looking for a new one. Had decent specs and a good price.

She fobbed my advice off and spent $1000 on an apple macbook

Most guys do too, in my experience. My colleagues are absurdly retarded if anything goes beyond Word.
That and being into technology is just generally more of a male interest/hobby.

>>36296807
never stop posting these, your dinners are 10/10

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>>36296807
dhddbsnnnsjs8dj

post the 4loco gold dinner again

do you buy the 4loco and dinner at the same place?

>>36296785
I like black girls. I'm a nerdy black dude. But over here the hot ones thirst for white man so badly. Hell even in porno theres like a weird rise in young black female pornstars who only fuck white guys, it's ridiculous. There aren't any white hos who fuck only white guys. I hate my city so much never gonna get laid.

Had a black girl try this with me.

I want to colonize her booty tbqh lads

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GRAND DAD
that is all

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>>36296687
Joel is fucking hilarious. Haven't watched so much of Vinny though.

>>36296687
normie normanovici