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i know tons of people who were/are servers and they don't do hard drugs, including my cousin.

shit is dumb as hell.

>>37908043
You've convinced me. No more tipping though I'm gonna start paying with cash cause I don't want them knowing my name

>>37908043
I worked at a resturant for years. Know what happens when you don't tip? Nothing. You get the same food and service as everyone else.

>>37907960
>image
>is a gif
Whate the fucke

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>>37907975

I know. Magic, right?

>>37907975
A gif is a kind of image.
An image doesn't have to be still, anon.

What's the alternative?

Drudgery at your local fast food joint or Walmart? Being a worthless NEET with people hounding you to get a job constantly?

I'm the latter. I envy trust fund babbies. I'll inherit nothing.

>>37907953
>mfw free college in my country
Get fucked americunts.

;^)

>>37907992
OP here.

It's also free in my country. Does that mean it's still worth your time/energy? Nope, not if you're a loner robot.

All university does is delay your inevitable life by giving you some false hope that you'll some how gain the confidence and life experience you missed out on all this time so far and suddenly become normal over night.


Nope, not going to happen. You're still going to be a weirdo freak strange awkward faggot to the normals because you have no experience being normal, and since you're 18-25 now it's already way too late.


FACT: THE ONLY PERSON WHO USE THEIR DEGREES ARE NORMIES.

>clean
>trap
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH PICK ONE

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>>37908201
s-shut up at least 30% of them are clean

Backpage idiot. Cheaper than regular whores.

If you're 100kg of muscle qt grills WILL go after you, not if you're 100kg of blubber, tho

>>37907886
>you're like an inch shorter then me
>a few kg lighter than me

Do you live around asians? I'm considered average around here

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>185
>96kg
>Nobody notices because I only have huge legs and decent arms

I need to lose weight but I don't have the mental fortitude.

Implying there is purpose in life

Don't think that way, anon, please. You don't need to not like yourself for not having that much money or being skinny, lots of people would wish they were skinny.
Please, feel better.

>>37908137
How do I feel better when I feel like I don't belong on this planet.

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>ywn be the only robot in a large family

>>37907777
Bristol? Track? What kind of names are these

>>37907777
Whenever I heard Bristol Palin's name I thought it was a dude. Thought it was spelled Bristle too which is a pretty manly name.

Also Track is one of the most dumb jock names I've heard, almost beating Chad.

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I say we filter them! Who's with me!?

r9k has a knack for turning people gay

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>>37907760
This board needs to repent.

Homosexuality is a sin.
Transgenderism is a sin.
Prostitution is a sin.
Pornography is a sin.
Masturbation is a sin.
Premarital sex is a sin.

Dedicate yourselves to God and you shall find yourselves fulfilled.

I liked Pacific Rim, and his role on The Office was top notch.

I don't like him.
He's an ok actor.
But he has an arrogant swagger I dislike.

>>37907668
He was cool before people appropriated him into muh black lead role

>>37907641
why are the female band members always so happy and energetic?
I was in high school band and all the girls behaved like in vid related

>>37908654
they feel very safe

Was in high school band, marched drum corps too. Those were the happiest years of my life.

>>37907590
You're not feeling well.

>>37907590
Transport problems

because its your life and you can do whatever the fuck you want especially if all that entails is missing some social engagement

I don`t believe this in the slightest. Being a socially adept person,requires some compromise of morality and low quality of character.

no it doesn't
the way to be popular is literally just to be lovely to everyone, and if you don't get on well you just keep interactions to a minimum. Robots make themselves deliberately closed off and unapproachable, they're not selfish and people who aren't robots aren't morally compromised it's just people who are robots are incredibly difficult to talk to.

>>37908952
>>37908793
This is what losers believe because it helps them rationalise that THEY are the good people and the "normies" are the ones who have it out for them for no reason and it justifies hatred.

In reality you're just a shitty person that people don't like being around because you bring everyone around you down. You're a crab and no one wants to be in a bucket with you

>>37907528
oh snap I thought it was cancer

jeh-ni a who-re

>>37907528
It wasn't cancer?

Can we get some context to the situation?

>>37907391
Greentext now.
If you're a female.

Otherwise GTFO with this faggotry.

>>37907391
Hot. does he want to make you his daughter?

>meet women
WOW NEATO!!!!!!!!

>>37907270
It actually does. Women like being around dogs, and they like men seeing a man care about something. Dogs also keep you from being lonely and give you a hobby. Every neet should get a dog as long as they don't fuck it

Becasue I like adopting doggos more