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I just went out for a cycle around my small town, it was at around 5am when it was light enough outside but no one was around. It's the first time i've done this in nearly a year and it made me feel so happy and nostalgic. I usually stay in the house most of the time cause of depression and social anxiety but this has made me feel so much better.

Anyone else done or experienced this kind of thing?

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Who /despicable/ here
>Parents resent me, no longer view me as their son
>coworkers hate me
>random people scowl at me for no reason
>get kicked from discord chats because everyone ends up hating me
>literally 1 friend who I've only met once
How is it that I can be so universally despised and still so happily smug?

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Open thine ass, and thine heart and mind doth follow.

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>tfw no m4m bf

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After yesterday, you can never be as cucked as he is.

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>You notice a passage concealed by a loose board along the corridor in which you are exploring
>0w0 what's this?
>You saunter stealthily through the cramped walk space
>The going is treacherous, as the passage appears to have been blasted out of the stone millennia ago
>With some struggle, you make it to a fork in the path
>At the end of the left tunnel, you see an immaculate white glow, indicating a heavenly light source on the other side
>The right tunnel is eerily black, a virtual Eigengrau, as if whatever waits at its end is voraciously sucking in any light unlucky enough to venture down the passage
>The sheer contrast of these two extremes throws you into instinctive response
>Without thinking, you begin to hurry towards the holy cleansing of the light at the end of the left tunnel
>But just as you reach the opening, your nerves settle, and you regain a sense of awareness that was seemingly vaporized by the intense light
>A recollection of the ornate wrist tattoo your inn keeper had this morning works its way into your mind
>"Fear the light. Give in to the dark."
>Feeling uneasy about the source of the all-piercing light, you double back to the fork in the passage way, and enter the void of the right tunnel
>You continue on for what seems like hours, your senses becoming disoriented by the utter darkness
>You know you've been going straight (there is hardly room to turn in the cramped passageway) but you feel you've turned yourself around somehow
>At last, by sensing the space gradually get bigger until you cannot touch the walls any longer, you know you have exited the tunnel, but the think blackness denies your eyes the triumph of beholding where exactly you've ended up
>As if a dense layer of fog had been banished from the realm, the darkness dissipates all at once
>In it's place, you witness the light that was always there, waiting for the eyes of a worthy adventurer to reveal itself to
>You finally see the greatest prize this life can offer
(cnt.)

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How do I stop being a terrible, sexually deviant person?

I consistently fap to the only girl I've ever been interested in. I'm obsessed with her. Sadly we went our separate ways but I'm still following her online presence. I even mulled over the idea of setting up a spy cam in my car so I could film her walking from her car to the entrance every day.

On top of that, I frequently show my penis to (18+) girls on omegle and get off to their reaction. I always ask first, but I still feel like I'm wasting time that could be spent doing something productive. I spend hours and hours doing this some nights

anyone who's been in a similar situation, how did you break it? I have hobbies and interests like reading, writing, video games and anime but my urge to fap keeps me from them.

i need help

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My ideal wageslave job is basically anything in a grocery store that doesn't require me to work with customers or clean the bathrooms.

How bad is retailing?

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Larping with a friend about MBTI types
He says he always gets INTJ
Way too nice to be INTJ

Can anyone link me that test with the yellow background that gets you the % of each area detailed? It's a fucking awful webpage but gives good results and i can't find it

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>be me
>family comes from shitty genes
>grandmother is Bi-polar Schizo, inherited those genes
>mom has sleeping disorder, so do I
>several family members including my mother has either arthritis or a neurological disorder, including my mom
>plus I have a touch of the literal autist spectrum, not inherited, more like shitty chance
>want to save the white race

Should I have children?
Do you think i should wait till Modern Science catches up?
Should I just kill myself?

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HOW THE EVER LOVING FUCK ARE ANTS GETTING IN MY FUCKING BED? I JUST CLEANED MY ROOM AND WASHED THE BED SHEETS. THESE LITTLE FUCKERS HAVE BITTEN ME AT LEAST THREE TIMES NOW WHAT THE FUCK

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Have you ever stalked a Stacy's posts?

>>38084583

bc you really shouldn't, for a multitude of reasons

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What if when end times comes, all neets become the wise sages of the ages

Like yoda but with more zing

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>No Car = No Job = No Job = No gf
>No Job = No gf
>No Job = No car

It's not the case 100% of the time but it's definitely a factor to consider.

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Feels on wheels: after hours edition

This is your host, The Possessed, posting live from a car en route to las Vegas with 2 other robots and a (((fembot))). This trip began about a week and a half ago. We've been in LA for a week and we left today.

AMA or whatever.