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every masturbation is calculus problem
with orgasm solution
only pride

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>>38164205
Yea, to your mom faget.

>>38164205

Some bondage photos, that I later found out were from a serial killer of his victims.

Not sure but I agree anon. This isn't the mobile computing I was promised

Go and ask /g/ you smelly neckbeards

>>38164086
smartphones are normie tier. get a flip phone or better yet a landline.

kiss her on the mouth
toush her in the south

>>38164060
Finger in bum hole usually provokes a sexual response from roasties.

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How did you get a girlfriend anon??

I want specifics. Please.

>tfw no gf

>>38163922
It does make you shallow.

Also desperate and a joke of a hollow shell

Dating a man for his looks then finding out he is violent and staying with him for his looks lmao then they cry about being stuck in the relationship

>>38163922
It means your penis

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No, because I got off to this.

>>38163857
That's pretty autistic but I wouldn't kill myself over it.

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What in God's name is that abomination

Please off yourself right this instant, anon

my mother and father and sister and brother and cousin and aunt live with me so the joke is on you motherf***er LOL (lol)

>>38163829
it's too late for you. the sad part is you don't think twice about the decisions you make day to day because you honestly believe you have all the time in the world

>>38163817
True
100% accurate

You have bad genes, end of story. End your life or seek the-rapists, that is all you can do.

#Ass Burgers
#Internet cannot help for ever

>>38163776
Do some volunteer service. You'll often times find some woman your age there.

Volunteer service is filled with 80 year oldes, not hot young women. Do you really think that they can satisfy you?

40% stuffing my face with food.
10% playing RotMG
50% contemplating if we are truly free in the US and eventually coming to the realization that although we are not truly free, we are a hell of a lot closer then the other 99% of the world.

i shaved my balls just to have a good wank then got too drunk and ended up shitposting on 4chan all night

woe is my willy

I'm spending it sleeping alone on campus. It's whatever.

Hmm never put thought into it

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>>38163765
>supervisor is a male
>all employees under him are young Asian girls
>tfw I'm the only male

How did this happen, lads?

our female manageer hired all hot girls

can't complain LLOOLLLL!

>HIM necklace
>generic skull shirt
>hot topic spike shit

Fucking poser bitch

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>he thinks he can take dick

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>>38163755
>pure
nice dream, kid.

>>38163745
Yes of course ur butifel

>>38163745
You can't unless you fix yourself big time. Keep your face clean, matter of fact, keep your body clean. Lose weight. Shit like that. Over time, if you do these things, you'll start to look acceptable.

Or not. Idk.

>>38163775
Ok Im gonna go to Barneys once

then what

>>38163712
I'm sorry I don't understand what the fuck you're saying.

Shouldn't you be in LGBT?

>>38163712
i literally report every single thread i see you post
how are you not banned 24/7

connieposter got completely blown the fuck out by a couple REAL pinoys the other day
shit was so cash
fuck off already

pretty sure you are

h

Yes, I am a 25 year old incel and haven't even kissed a girl.

I need to have sex asap.

29 yr old

a girl kissed me on the cheek once (non-sexual) (i think)
a girl from work walked home beside me under my umbrella in the rain once
a girl from work grabbed by balls through my jeans at the works christmas party once

that's all :(

>>38163646
Why does this thread make me laugh

Gee, thanks Gramma.

somewhere out there is a girl like me
playing fucking peggle (lol) on steam
watching archer on netflix
drinking and masturbating
shitposting all over 4chan

we will never meet :(

>>38163636
I'm beginning to be unironically racist.
Like, i hate black people that act like dindus, but nice, kind black people are alright

>>38163636
You're woke

>>38163688
That's called reality.
Once you lose the sheltered liberal dogooder programming you see that racism is partially based on reality.