Guys I'm having a dilemma. I'm straight, but I just got a bj from one of my guy friends and then we cuddled until he fell asleep. Thing is though I never liked him I only did it because he's my friend and I wanted to make my friends happy. I just wanted to help out and now I'm stuck in a relationship and I can't let anyone know what do I do!
>>37635582
Hey, at least got a sweet bj right?
No it wasn't sweet I felt like shit
Wait...
Scott?
Watcha wanna get Anon? I'm starving.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in France?
production would go up 300% if they went back to the old menu.
but they've dug a pit to Earth's core with their marketing strategy.
they have to keep churning out new marketing products now perpetually or the franchise will become irrelevant because they're low quality. there's no reason for Mcdonalds to exist at all.
Cheeseburger, orangeade
Sounds great actually
Can I, as a pajeet, go to a Hispanic church and meet qt latinas?
My puerto rican friend offered me to go with his family.
>>37635414
quality thread desu
>>37635414
Why would you go to the church of all places? Just go to the neighborhoods.
>>37635457
I live in the neighborhood. I have no way to approach them. Plus church girls are freaks.
What's the point? Most guys don't want a massive difference in height and I'd make them look like a creep in public because of it. I'm also afraid to have children because of the likelihood of them being short.
Shut the fuck up.
robot
Lmao how you short nigga just be taller tf??
Move along, gents, this is just another bait thread.
I'm not gonna give OP a (You), and neither should you.
so have we figured out what the correlation between mental illness and cutting all your hair off is?
it's gotten to the point now where if i see a woman start doing this to her hair i just assume she's mentally ill. not meme mentally ill, but actually mentally ill.
Its called being an attention who're you dumb summer faggot
>>37635269
If you want to get all pschoanalytical..it probably is just a rapid the change the afflicted can make to themselves, since their mental illness probably carries with it some self-hatred
When a person is sick... it's more difficult to maintain physical appearance , for some. Short hair makes sense. It's easier to take care of.
Can you honestly love another man's used goods?
>>37635257
sex is just something people do.
it's one thing if she just ran around doing any guy but there's a difference between that and having some sexual past.
>>37635286
What's the difference? In either case, her face was tainted by another man's cum.
If she's that cute, yes. No such thing as used goods to me, though, since I'm not a cuckold thinking of another guy's cock and cum when I see a cute girl.
What's wrong with my face?The name is ironic
>>37635240
Start by identifying your gender
>>37635240
It's on the front of your head.
>>37635255
Female(female).
Oregano post
>you will never work on an engineering project with a group of friends who are equally invested in completing it as you are.
who /obscure feels/ here?
>tfw I have to raise the volume on my phone high as fuck to hear videos over the sound of me eating chips
bump
zezbot
>>37635225
I have that same feel op. I need to learn math properly so I can do engineering alone at least.
>spend an hour organizing your porn folders
How's your night going, robots?
Drinking and watching old pokemon. I have work in 9 hours but I don't want to go go bed.
I wouldn't spend time organizing my porn folder though, all I have is a folder that reads: "here be dicks"
Just checked $45 in Powerball, Super Lotto and Fantasy 5 lottery tickets (plus several free promotional Super Lotto tickets) which won me absolutely nothing.
Also finally bought a fidget spinner. I wonder if I should bring it with em everywhere and play with in whenever I'm standing in line somewhere and don't know what to do with my hands.
>>37635192
I should do that myself some day, always say I will, but never do.
How many cocks do you think this Stacy has taken?
>>37635130
Hmmmm about tree fiddy
nobloxme
Maybe one with a long-term boyfriend, if she's not a virgin. She's not a Stacy, though.
>>37635264
At least two dozen.
Oregano comet
>ordered grub hub
>delivery guy gets here
>high school kid
>get food and give money
>gives me receipt and pen to sign it
>sign it and hand it back to him
>extends his hand to me
>firmly grasp and shake it
"oh no bro i just need my pen back"
>say nothing and give the pen back and slam the door in his face
looks like im never ordering from there again, how bad did i fuck up?
>firmly grasp and shake it
Kek. I can't imagine the look on the kids face.
>>37635114
eh, wouldn't worry about it to be honest.
>>37635114
>firmly grasp and shake it
I feel physically sick reading this, cause I know I would do something so autistic like this.
Whoever has been NEET the longest wins...
This isn't a game I want to win, anon.
what do we win?
o14gh5
literally since 2004
>drunk and alone in a parking garage
>really have to pee
What do lads
>>37635027
Find a quiet corner where no one will seeyou, and piss. It's not rocket surgery Anon.
>>37635045
I'm scared because of that one Seinfeld sode
piss in your hands then get out of your car and carry it to the nearest wastebin and discard it
Lets post our weirdest work stories I'll start
>be me
>first job
>first day on the job
>the guy who trains me is pretty cool
>learn that he hates niggers
>wow someone i actually like for once
>mexicans everywhere
>wheresthewall.jpeg
>one guy tries to get me to like him
>"eyyy wash dis ma fren"
>he immediately grabs a hot metal plate off the oven
>doesnt even faze him
keep in mind our conveyor oven is 500+ degrees
>"haha look is not evn hawt!"
>next day of work
>"eyy ma buddy!"
>his hand is covered in blisters
>kek
>still meeting new people
>learn that they have landwhale autist
>didnt know her name
>she bumped into me
>"Uh s-s-s-sorry ma'am" i stutter out in fear of her
>"wat did u jus call me? i am no ma'am"
>ohshit is she a trannyfag?
>"im not old enough to be a ma'am"
>"call me pickles!"
I have more stories on "pickles" the autist landwhale and her love for niggers
should i cont?
>>37634852
sure, go ahead
more interested in mang tho, or the nazi guy
>>37634852
I know people do crazy things for attention but why the fuck would that guy grab a metal plate straight from the oven? Also please continue on about pickles the landwhale, this place could use a decent thread for once.
>>37634852
Any fat stories about pickles? Fats do the weirdest shit at work, does she ever steal food? Eat while working?
You have three (3) seconds to say something nice about my oneitis. Go ahead.
>>37634724
Why is it that only fat and/or ugly girls are into trucks
>>37634724
Dude she is fat and obviously a bitch. Either your taste is shit or this is bait
>>37634724
I assume your oneitis is the truck, yes?