>you make a post about how you want to get gf
>get called a beta faggot that put pussy on a pedestal
>make post about how you are not going to do shit to fuck some roasties
>get called a faggot by Chad larpers again and a virgin by females
Can someone explain to me why normalfags think that every single post about wanting a gf is by someone that is only looking for sex
I wish you were john krasinski
>>38360020
most people only see relationships as sex tools and not as a way to get someone to support you through life
>>38360020
There's no discernible difference between wanting a gf and sex. You have a facade of noble intentions but your desire lies in the same place as the rest of them
Why aren't you taking antibiotics to treat your acne?
>>38360005
DAN DAN DAN DAN!
DAN!
DAN!
he didn't see me. DAN
DAN DAN DAN DAN. DAN!
DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN
nah
DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN DAN
Just signed up for accutane :)
>>38360005
this retarded shit is going to be why antibiotics are going to be useless within 100 years
>invite girl to dinner
>she actually says yes
>i cant cook
>the night comes
>i make grilled balogna and instant mac and cheese
>she doesn't eat
>doesnt make a second date
Why am i like this
Got any left overs, anon? Hate to have a good meal like that go to waste.
>>38359945
LMAO ok hannibal lector, next time take her out to a nice diner, pay for her meal and make sure you shake her hand firmly.
>>38359945
>invite girl to dinner
>i make grilled balogna and instant mac and cheese
>grilled balogna and instant mac and cheese
>grilled balogna and instant mac and cheese
>grilled balogna and instant mac and cheese
>grilled balogna and instant mac and cheese
>tfw girl says hello to you
>>38359938
You have that in the wrong order.
>>38359938
>tfw girl hits on you
>>38360032
NOOO THE MEMORIES ARE COMING BACK
>accidentally pocket dialed a qt from one of my old classes who i later found out had a crush on me
>she called back immediately and left a message on my phone asking what i wanted and telling me to call her back
>don't call her back out of embarrassment
>she sends a text asking me what's up
>don't answer it, still out of embarrassment
i realized there's something therapeutic about not calling girls back. especially since i know if i show any interest it'll suddenly turn against me and i'll be the one not getting called back.
should i send her a text now that it's been over a day and leave some really lame excuse that's an obvious lie? that's what a girl would do to me in this situation..
Text her, why not?
And maybe just tell the truth? She'll find out about your...anxiety? sooner or later...
(but I' just a cyborg...)
just text her back you pocket dialed her and wait til she texts back if not forget it
>>38359935
>having a girl's number on your phone
Get the fuck out. You don't belong on this board.
>listening to sad music
>thinking about how i'll die KHV
>mother jokes about bringing girls over
>fighting back tears
>blankly respond yeah mom haha
>dad looks over at me
>can visibly see the sadness on his face
>he was watching me
>look away and start sobbing
neither of us said anything
Iktf bruh
(Orifinal)
>>38360000
My mom is a fucking God damn bitch.
>>38360000
Well at least somebody does.
Post your best sad/melancholic songs.
>got pic related from here in 2013
Keaton Henson
'Polyhymnia' for example.
>>38359903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpl6ncyxLGw
Crywank is one of the few bands I know that make songs about depression that doesn't have to do with love. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgTppFqksk&index=144&list=PLNDDdz25VA6aBEloBuR5epOkb3HAFomX6
>r9k hangs out
>decides to order pizza
What do you want, anon?
H-h-how about a $5 hot and ready sine we're all broke?
>>38359867
Hot n ready's only come in cheese or pepperoni.
I work at a pizza shop
AMA
>a-anon, would you please suckle the sweet nectar out of my feminine penis
what do?
>>38359831
Cut off it's head and grab it by the hair and face a camera and tell the world traps are all degenerates that deserve to die
I would do what he says
>>38359831
"No..."
I am the Primarch Rogal Dorn you will let me post this.
About to do 700mg of DXM, What am I in for fellow junkie robots?
>>38359809
Learn to live life without drugs and chemicals altering your brain. Then you will have a much more happier life. Until you realize that you will continue to suffer. This is your obstacle that you are facing in life. If you don't overcome it, it will overcome you and you will die. And the hell and darkness and depression that you feel inside you will manifest and become your new world that you will live in forever.
>>38359872
kek, faggot detected
Gayest shit I've seen all day and I just finished jacking off to 3 dudes taking turns fucking each other
Also, literally everything you feel is due to a chemical altering your brain
>>38359872
But i have profound Adhd, i failed every class ive been in from grade 1 to 12
>go to the gym & have a decent physique
>join a frat and finally have cool friends at this school
>go to shows with my best friends whenever I can
>hook up with some decent looking girls
At what point am I supposed to be happy? I'm like a failed chad.
you're supposed to do what you personally like, not what others do
>>38359779
WHEN WILL YOU PATHETIC WESTERNERS LEARN THAT HAPPINESS CAN NOT BE TRULY FOUND IN EXTERNAL TRAPPINGS?
>>38359790
I live for live music & the gym. I don't know what else is supposed to make me happy besides the occasional (actually becoming more frequent) hot girl bang.
everyone post wonderful smells
my favorite smell is lilac. I wish I had the opportunity to smell them more often.
what does everyone else like
inb4 brap
>>38359707
fir tree, cinnamon, muffins/fresh bake stuff, many flowers/green house, many fancy girl perfume, random candles, in the forrest fall, rain snow
lavender, ocean, many foods, coffee/chocolate, woods/woodshop
>>38359707
gasoline, bubble soap, skittles, cardamom
Why is Slan always depicted as a white woman, when she clearly is black and has black features?(full pouty lips, soft feminine face, exotic eyes, etc)
Slan is demonic entity, not a black or white human. Stop looking for accurate portrayals of race in a Chinese cartoon, you nitwits.
>>38359778
but the godhand started as humans, so yes she does have a race you dumbass
>>38359907
Are you just being this dumb to cause a shit post argument?
>>>/b/
>>>/s4s/
These are the retard boards
Try those on for size while you learn to act like a FUCKING ADULT
when did you realize white women are no longer relevant?
>>38359665
I'll take that thick qt behind her
No one wants subhumans other than intellectually deficient regards and mongol bestiality fetishists. Out.
>>38359681
>thin lips
>making stupid face
>not chocolate colored
U WOT m9?
>Finally get a tinder date after years.
>She's fat as fuck and pretty ugly but I'm almost 30 and a virgin so whatever
>I go to her place after a few days of talking, She's even uglier IRL and she is a single mother
>She puts the kid to bed and we watch a movie, I'm just sitting there wanting to get home but also convincing myself this is my only chance
>After 5 minutes, she sits on my lap and I can't fucking breathe, she's facing the TV, I'm closing my eyes and trying to imagine I'm somewhere else
>Mind wanders to sex, thinking about qt I saw in porn
>Forget where I am and my dick gets hard, This was where I fucked up
>Ooooh anon, Are you getting hard from me sitting on you?
>I snap into reality and almost start crying from those words, I can't even go home because she picked me up
>She tears her clothes off like a fucking beast, Her fat rolls reeking of eldritch smells
>How about I sit on you this way :^)
>She pushes me down on her couch
>Shoves her shit crusted roast beef and butt hole into my face, I can't even fucking breathe and any breath I take is sucking in her rank ass
>Ok, I'm going to lose my virginity, I can do this, She's just a practice gf
>Close my eyes and imagine I'm elsewhere, licking a nice ass, imagining good smells
>I stick out my tongue and taste the worst thing I've ever tasted in my fucking life, Like some one wiped their ass with a block of cheese then threw it into a sewer
Fuck, I'm going to throw up thinking about it, I can still taste the putridness
>She's watching the movie and moaning a little, It's a Seth Rogan comedy
>Suddenly, I hear Seth Rogan make a joke about something and I know I am in for horror
>Next I hear the most shrill, loud, obnoxious gurgle of laughter erupt from her throat, Her stomach follows and then her bowels
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PFFFT BRAPPPPPPPPPPP
>The smell,The taste The BRAP and the Laughter are stuck in my mind
>Didn't even lose my virginity, she came on my face then drove me home the next day
>>38359634
sounds like a good time to me anon, stop being a faggot
>>38359689
Are you fucking retarded?
I'm fucking suicidal even more now, you have some nasty rotten ugly fat single mother take a wet fucking shit in your face and not even get anything in return
>>38359706
Oh god, this is amazing if it's true. At least it makes me feel better about my first time.