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>One chance at life
>Was born a dicklet

Why even live?
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>>35098172
Thick atleast though anon, how long?
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>>35098203
its like 6.1 inch but there is really not much girth. Idk why you say its thick

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>really didn't want to work today
>left work saying Mom is sick in hospital
>sell it really well rushing out leaving half my shit behind
>guys at work post on my Facebook saying hope your Mom is doing okay
>Mom replies "what do you mean?"
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>normiebook

1) GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEE
2) Delete your mom's comment
3) Delete your life, wagecuck faggot
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hehehehehehehehe

hehehe

silly goose, that's what you get for lying
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>>35097983
Lmao u fucked up big time big boi

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"I don't usually give out ,my phonenumber, but I have a good feeling about you."
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You are wasting your time, mate. This isn't happening.
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Well because of Megan's Law, I regret to inform you...
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"i have a good feeling about you"
red flag. girl is insane, get the fuck out

wtf I love Sharia now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1ifNaNABY
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>>35097959
yeah i dig how all these alt-right faggots who think they're geniuses because they read blogs are trying to design this corny utopia based on 1960s television and irl the thing that actually does what they want is just ISIS
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>>35097959
Married male here.

Basically the main reason why I am married is because I wanted to fuck my wife so badly and she turned out to be a hardcore christian with no sex before marriage.

From my life experience I can 100% relate to the video Theory.

Can we finally agree that traps are mental illness?

http://www.acpeds.org/the-college-speaks/position-statements/gender-ideology-harms-children

>The American College of Pediatricians urges healthcare professionals, educators and legislators to reject all policies that condition children to accept as normal a life of chemical and surgical impersonation of the opposite sex. Facts -- not ideology -- determine reality.
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1. Human sexuality is an objective biological binary trait: "XY" and "XX" are genetic markers of health -- not genetic markers of a disorder.

2. No one is born with a gender. Everyone is born with a biological sex. Gender (an awareness and sense of oneself as male or female) is a sociological and psychological concept; not an objective biological one.

3. A person's belief that he or she is something they are not is, at best, a sign of confused thinking. When an otherwise healthy biological boy believes he is a girl, or an otherwise healthy biological girl believes she is a boy, an objective psychological problem exists that lies in the mind not the body, and it should be treated as such.

4. Puberty is not a disease and puberty-blocking hormones can be dangerous. Reversible or not, puberty-blocking hormones induce a state of disease -- the absence of puberty -- and inhibit growth and fertility in a previously biologically healthy child.

5. According to the DSM-V, as many as 98% of gender confused boys and 88% of gender confused girls eventually accept their biological sex after naturally passing through puberty.

6. Children who use puberty blockers to impersonate the opposite sex will require cross-sex hormones in late adolescence. Cross-sex hormones (testosterone and estrogen) are associated with dangerous health risks including but not limited to high blood pressure, blood clots, stroke and cancer.

7. Rates of suicide are twenty times greater among adults who use cross-sex hormones and undergo sex reassignment surgery, even in Sweden which is among the most LGBQT -- affirming countries.

8. Conditioning children into believing a lifetime of chemical and surgical impersonation of the opposite sex is normal and healthful as child abuse.
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>>35097835
traps are people, not mental illness
a person cannot be an abstract concept unless they're a fucking jojo character. ISIL is the only authentic trad culture alive today. also who cares what a bunch of peds think
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>>35097874
counterpoint: eventually you're going to start giving teenagers 'mones so they won't fuck, and civilization is an enormous and all-encompassing plot by society, operating as an autoeugenic organism, to cut mens' nuts off so they'll sit still and make iphones instead of blowing up federal buildings, so why do you even give a shit about this

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Everybody has ideas on how to improve their life, but we don't all implement them.

I want to improve my life. I was a normie, became a serious robot (didn't talk with friends or family, just stayed in my home for 3 years), and now striving to become a normie again.

You don't have to have grand ideas
>a great idea is to complete your PhD in astrophysics and then complete your MBA at Harvard

Simple things. One idea I want to implement is using my weaker hand to brush my teeth. I saw my dentist and he said that the enamel near my gums is getting thing because I brush too hard at that angle. My weaker hand can't brush too hard.
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Oh, so please, share your ideas that you think you can reasonably implement to improve your life
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Why would I want to improve my life? It's shit and doing 'little things' won't make it any less shit. Fuck off with your normie self-help dogshit, faggot

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>backed out of going to the gym because I stayed up until 5 due to it being so hot out and waking up after only 5 hours
Last week I went twice, this week was only once. But for what it's worth on Wednesday I lifted heavier weights for the same sets, I usually just do the bar but I progressed in two lifts. My mom said she'll take me Tuesday Wednesday and Friday next week, so I'm just going to do some pushups and stuff at home the next few days and focus on getting to sleep early so on Monday night waking up before noon won't be a problem.
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>>35097716
Hey, you're that Ausbot that got trolled hard by a dyke the other day, aren't you?
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>>35098050
I only come to this board to make these threads a couple of times a week
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>>35097716
>Last week I went twice, this week was only once. But for what it's worth on Wednesday I lifted heavier weights for the same sets, I usually just do the bar but I progressed in two lifts. My mom said she'll take me Tuesday Wednesday and Friday next week, so I'm just going to do some pushups and stuff at home the next few days and focus on getting to sleep early so on Monday night waking up before noon won't be a problem.
bump

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How do I convence my wife to become a cam whore? She use to strip for a few years then quit.. talks about missing the easy $.. I wana see her exposed by her own doing while making us some extra cash
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>Making us
She is going to take the money, leave your sorry ass and jump on the next available dick.
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>>35097692
Thats fine. Her dumb ass chugs all our cash away anyway

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>killed terrorists, slain demons, conquered empires, pushed our skills to the very best by constantly competing with others
>navigated the depths of internet and seen horrors others can only imagine, be it terrible gore, porn or personal stories of fucked up people
>part of underground internet anonymous community: phenomena that is new in all of history
>usually also explore the possibilities of human mind by experimenting with drugs

I actually think people like us have the most badass lives in history, if you find the balance between NEETing and sustaining yourself.
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Just look on all these things you can experience and explore
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>>35097662
bottom kek, not good enough to not sage
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My experience playing videogames is ten times better than any holidays i've been on

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Is it good? Does anyone have any stories?

I'd rather not give them my phone number if it's shit and I can't get any of these fake SMS websites to work
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>>35097650
It's pretty good yeah, but generally if you're in it for getting into a particular kink/fetish subculture then groups and sites built around those will be better for you.

My wife and I used it for about two years before we properly got into our subculture and had all these specific networks rather than a vague sort of 'kinky facebook'.

I'd say go ahead and join, see if it's your thing or not. It's a great starting place.
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>>35097650
It's not good for dating. You can't search by gender or anything. The only way to use it is to find events in your area.

It can be good if you're a female, because you will have an endless supply of suitors willing to engage in your fetish, whatever it might be.

It's not useful at all if you're a guy. Like. At all.
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>>35097650
>Is it good?
depends, what you using it for?

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It's coming you faggots, just 3 hours left. I'm trying to beat off to all of my hentai collection before my end. what are you doing now?
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trying to get some sleep since I have nothing to do
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>>35097506
just got home from work. now drinking a beer on my balcony. gf is coming over later
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>>35097506
Not many people knew you existed and roughly a billion times that number of people won't know that you left. cya

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>you will never have a milky hucow gf

Who was the biggest chested girl you knew anons?
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A really pretty introverted girl with long black hair in 11th grade (2004-2005). She was shy and kept to herself. Her breasts were huge and perky and stuck out about a foot in front of her. She was a 10th grader, so 15 or 16.
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>>35097431
>this garbage is allowed
>steamfeels gets janfagged

ugh

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>tfw just ordered pizza for the second time in a row

guys im nervous as fuck

what if they delivery guy is the same??

will he think im a freak?
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>>35097261
Why would you post this more than once?
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you should ask him for a kiss on the cheek for a tip.
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>>35097261
great thread (OP) topkek

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hey babies, won't you see us in discord?

https://discord.gg/kUHPg2A
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new server guys, building up a user base and you can expect to see changes to channels adn that pretty often but hey, it's all good r-right?
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Sure man make another thread, it's not like there's already half a dozen of your avartarfagging advertising bullshit up 24/7. Ruin the whole fucking board while you're at is, all is well as long as you underage faggots get some attention right.
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>>35097197
Stop spaming discord shit here you jew fuck

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Hey robots,
are you interested in using your free time more wisely? Why not learn something new today? The internet has tons of resources to teach you about every subject - learn to draw, make music, speak a new language, history, math, science There's a lot out there.

You can try www.edx.org, a great free resource with online courses in every subject. There's many other sites too.
Other resources:
www.duolingo.com - learn a language through exercises and vocabulary
www.futurelearn.com/courses - free courses
www.coursera.org - free online courses www.openstax.org - free textbooks www.khanacademy.org - free short lectures and exercises
www.codeacademy.com - learn to code www.udacity.com - learn to code
project odin
https://bigdatauniversity.com/
bento.io

tel me are you interested?
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>>35097180
Classical music: if your work involves numbers or attention to detail
Workers were better at solving mathematical problems when listening to classical music, which improved accuracy by 12pc compared to listening to no music at all. Classical music was also the second best genre for general accuracy and spell-checking, the study found.

Pop music: if your work involves data entry or working to deadlines
Participants listening to pop music completed data entry tasks 58pc faster than when listening to no music at all. Pop was also found to be the best music genre for spell-checking quickly, and, alongside dance music, produced the fastest overall performance for getting work done. It cut mistakes by 14pc, compared to not listening to music.

Ambient music: if your work involves solving equations
Famously described by the musician Brian Eno as needing to be as ignorable as it is interesting, ambient music led to the highest level of accuracy for respondents completing tasks involving equations.

Dance music: if your work involves proof-reading and problem solving
This genre resulted in the highest overall accuracy and fastest performance across a range of work tasks. Participants listening to dance music produced more accurate results in spell-checking, solving equations and tackling tricky mathematical word problems, increased proof-reading speed by 20pc and were able to complete abstract reasoning tasks more quickly.

yeah
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It's cool that you share these resources with robots and promote learning, but shit like this entire post >>35097214 where every single thing is done to maximize everything is the reason I'm dropping out of modern culture.

Do you like classical music? Then listen to classical music. Do you like pop music, then listen to it.

Doing shit just to maximize some sort of profit will kill your soul. And don't even mention doing shit to maximize another person's or even worse, a corporation's profit.

You are here to do what makes you feel alive, what fills your soul with a happiness that transcends any sort of materialism, not to listen to a specific type of fucking music just to be able to work faster, harder, longer.
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Oh nice learning threads

How do you stay organized while learning?

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