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Anonymous
2017-03-01 02:40:51 Post No.35215005
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:40:51 Post No. 35215005 [Report] [View this topic]

>Not having a piss kilner jar
>Not sterilising it in your Aga
Plebs

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:17:52 Post No.35215484
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gotta start early

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:06:27 Post No.35216191
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>>35215005
not having a jar of dried piss sediments

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>>35215005
straya
oregano

Anonymous
2017-03-01 02:38:11 Post No.35214978
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:38:11 Post No. 35214978 [Report] [View this topic]

Lot of talk about retarted normies, but what exactly constitutes a normie. Give me some green text/examples guys! Chad and Stacey I get it.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:40:21 Post No.35214998
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>>35214978
You for one faggot.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:41:36 Post No.35215018
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>>35214998
You gutless fuck!

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:46:01 Post No.35215073
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>>35214978
>what exactly constitutes a normie.
Normie is a diagnosis of exclusion. Its easier to define a robot than define the many variations of normans.
Basically: a robot is
>always male
>NEET or wageslave
>virgin, never had a gf or any girl interested in him
>has an autism spectrum disorder or similar developmental or mental illness
>has no friends, ostracized from social interactions
>addicted to chans, experiences anhedonia without them
>has no real goals or plans for the future, just floating along the lazy river of life
If you don't fit all those criteria, you are not a robot, hence a normalfag

Anonymous
Tfw happy no gf 2017-03-01 02:36:21 Post No.35214943
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Tfw happy no gf Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:36:21 Post No. 35214943 [Report] [View this topic]

so happy no gf right now because if I had a girlfriend she'd be expensive as fuck and just clingy for attention fuck that single life forever no stress I didn't even try tonight drinking by myself and having multiple women talking to me and hitting me up ohhhh fuck them all i love single lige.

I want to tell all robot's right now Girlfriends are massive responsibilitys so approach with a lot of caution

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:37:40 Post No.35214968
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This robot was very drunk so please ignore but take something from this post

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:52:15 Post No.35215991
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>>35214943
bud i wab budsexes

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:58:55 Post No.35216897
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>>35214943
epic 1 OP

Anonymous
/edging/ 2017-03-01 02:23:19 Post No.35214747
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/edging/ Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:23:19 Post No. 35214747 [Report] [View this topic]

Edging and denial thread?

I have been edging before bed for the last week. I am never not horny during the day and I love it.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:28:13 Post No.35214809
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Does cumming from anal remove your horniness or make it stronger?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:45:34 Post No.35215067
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>>35214747
>tfw you edge for 3 hours and then reach the point of no return just before you were about to stop
>whole session ruined

Anonymous
2017-03-01 02:09:01 Post No.35214551
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:09:01 Post No. 35214551 [Report] [View this topic]

I'm out /r9k/

Thanks for the memories. Good luck for the future.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:21:42 Post No.35214728
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>>35214551
n-no...don't leave us OP...DONNNTTTT GOOOOOOO!

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:45:02 Post No.35215060
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>>35214551
what are you up to OP?

ogrenallia

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:49:59 Post No.35215127
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>>35214551
i hope he is killing himself hahaha

Anonymous
2017-03-01 02:05:51 Post No.35214518
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:05:51 Post No. 35214518 [Report] [View this topic]

I eat lots of food and then force myself to throw up

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:07:22 Post No.35214531
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Are you a boy or grill? I'm asking in this original post

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:28:57 Post No.35214827
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>>35214531
I am a boy. You'd expect me to be a girl, but no.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:42:09 Post No.35214282
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:42:09 Post No. 35214282 [Report] [View this topic]

I wonder if my parents know when I'm crying and masturbating in my room at the same time??

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:10:20 Post No.35215377
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>>35214282
Of course not. Parents are oblivious to the problems their children face to the point of straight delusion. E.g. asking me why I never bring home any girls for them to meet when I'm clearly a 2/10 sperg.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 03:13:55 Post No.35215430
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Yes,they just don't care.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:26:43 Post No.35216456
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>>35215377
>tfw whenever mom brings up the subject of girls she talks to me like im 12 years old and should be having my first crush
yeah no wonder i'm so insecure and don't ever want to talk about it

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:28:35 Post No.35214123
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:28:35 Post No. 35214123 [Report] [View this topic]

That feel when too intelligent to date white women and listen to gangster rap music

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:56:36 Post No.35214437
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>>35214123
Is that a nutsack photoshopped onto this mans head?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:02:33 Post No.35214487
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>>35214437
Nah the original picture would surprise you

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:27:17 Post No. 35214100 [Report] [View this topic]

whats the purpose of 'get a job' if i cant have a qt muslim wife?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:31:54 Post No.35214880
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>>35214100
eyyyy i have those same shoes! they're orthopedic.

someone should wife her. not only is she cute, but also her sensible choice in footwear will keep her active and pain free well into old age.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:31:59 Post No.35214882
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>>35214100
You won't be able to take care of said qt Muslim wife with out a job. Get a job dead beat.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:35:24 Post No.35214931
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No shit. Muslim wives are the bomb.

Anonymous
Why is the food in university cafeterias so shit 2017-03-01 01:22:45 Post No.35214035
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Why is the food in university cafeterias so shit Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:22:45 Post No. 35214035 [Report] [View this topic]

We pay them hundreds of thousands in tuition fees you'd think they'd atleast provide decent food at the cafeteria ...

>tfw ate something called "pan fried chicken with rice" and the chicken tasted like sawdust
>tfw the meal cost $6.99

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:24:39 Post No.35214065
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>hundreds of thousands
Literally why.

One year of study here costs 6k

Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:25:43 Post No.35214081
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>>35214035
500 euros for one year. Meals cost 3 euros and are decent.
I don't know where you live m8, but it's pretty shit.

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>he fell for the uni meme
>he didnt go to a tech school
Tuition for me is a little over 6k and my state pays half because poor family.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:13:58 Post No. 35213951 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to stop thinking about myself, since that's a shitty thing to do. I mean most people think about themselves to much and I think it makes you unhappier. but what do you think about instead, I often feel like I've run out of things to think about

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:19:12 Post No.35214005
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your goals

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>>35214005
but then you're thinking about things you don't have, doesn't that make you feeI unsatisfied?

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:07:49 Post No.35213879
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:07:49 Post No. 35213879 [Report] [View this topic]

theres a really bad storm going through my town.
if i die, i want to thank you guys.
you've been the best friends i've ever had.
see ya, space cowboys.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:08:43 Post No.35213887
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Hope God takes pity on you and ends your sentence early.

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>>35213879
It's okay anon l'm sure you'll live ily

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dont die robot brother

Anonymous
2017-03-01 01:01:18 Post No.35213800
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:01:18 Post No. 35213800 [Report] [View this topic]

i want to feel once again that feeling when you wake up in the morning and don't have to go to work and you are enjoying the feeling of being free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJc_yvYLbdc

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>>35213800
This ~~is a glorious feel, although I prefer to sleep late~~.

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>>35213800
I feel this every day.

Sorry, wagecuck.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 02:53:46 Post No.35215187
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>tfw you vented to your assistant manager about quitting after some dumbfuck old guy argued with you over a nickel
>decided to put your two weeks in to assistant manager
>"sorry to see you go but I'll let [main manager] know"
>work next day
>she doesn't know or say anything about it because he didn't tell her
>don't have the guts to tell her yesterday because she was excited to be working nights with me

I have to wait until saturday to be free after 2 weeks and then it's march already
Sigh lad

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:00:43 Post No. 35213795 [Report] [View this topic]

Any robots in the GTA know where to get acid from? Or any RC psychedelicense like 2CB or 4 ACO DMT?

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Here v cs

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2CB is illegal like fucking everywhere and 4-ACO-DMT also i think but you can get RC's of them if you want to.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:00:26 Post No. 35213789 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw got a sweet, loving woman who thinks i hung the moon
>sex is good
>but she's not a turboslut that i can or want to facefuck into oblivion and rape anally whenever i want like other girls i've had
>distancing myself
there's no winning

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 01:05:33 Post No.35213856
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>>35213789
You will be first during the beta uprising.

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>>35213856
This, and until then,

GET OFF THE FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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