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The future is looking bleak for my baby brother

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>someone didn't get something early and life
>thus they can never ever learn it, despite knowing what preciously to learn
stop being a retard, you know the solutions to your problems

Bullying is what makes robots. I had both parents but was born poor and viciously bullied by normies for being ugly.

I came to school late so I went to the office to get a note. Then I went to my class. I walk into the Room. Teacher looks at me and screams "You will die in a firing squad Anon"
I decided to go to the principal. By the time the principal got there the teacher with screaming her head off.
The principal Couldn't calm her down So he called the police

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I had to go to "Religious Education" as a kid.I went from probably 1st grade all the way through high school. You see, the parents who enrolled their kids in public school, but still wanted their kids to have a dose of religion, and probably couldn't afford private school, sent their kids to an hour long class from 7-8pm every Wednesday. From 7th grade on it was pretty chill, but the elementary years were needlessly brutal. We had homework, class assignments, and tests. It didn't take long for us kids to realize that even though it was graded work, none of it mattered.You can't flunk Religious Ed; our parents already paid the fee. So I think it was in fifth grade, that us kids finally realized this, and we simply stopped giving a fuck. I don't think we were particularly rude toward the teacher (who I think was just a volunteer), we just didn't do what she said. So she cried in front of us in class, and just left. So then the head leader of the school came in a scolded us, and I guess we felt a little guilty.

I guess the real takeaway from this story was how bizarre the early years of Religious Ed was. Not even trying to tip any fedoras here; I'm still a staunch Catholic. It was just a weird time.

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Not really a teacher meltdown, but when I was a freshman in high school we had this substitute bus driver one day. Our bus was pretty rowdy, and apparently the dude couldn't handle it.

Right before the first stop on the way home, he started throwing a shit fit, pulled an illegal u-turn, and started driving in the opposite direction without saying a word. He just kept driving and driving on an unfamiliar route, and eventually got on the interstate. There were people in tears thinking we were being kidnapped or held hostage, pleading with him to tell us where he was going, but he refused to say a word.

Eventually we made it back to the school, where he got up out of the drivers seat and yelled at us until he was hoarse. The principal got on the bus and pulled the guy off, and another substitute driver eventually got us all home.

Apparently parents were freaking out (rightfully so) after getting calls from terrified kids. The school district had to send a letter to every parent on the route apologizing and informing us the guy had been fired.

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>>39524170
alive

oririri

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I remember some thread awhile ago of this guy who had until the beginning of this year to live, he was talking about playing dark souls 3, he was on the final boss, I think he may have said he'd beaten it, I remember dark souls 3 final boss, that guy was a douche bag, his weapon transformations were powerful and threw you off

He's dead now, I played every souls game and bloodbourne, I wonder if he did too

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>anons you have argued with in the past have probably died

>>39524126
Classic /mu/

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wubwubwub tangatung

Skrillex's beats play at 140-ish bpm, so it is dubstep. Brostep is some turbo normalfag shit.

you are really messed up really really fucked. I am 26 but in my own deep hole but I get really really scared when I think about time. I guess if you don't feel a care who cares, but you must on some level to make a thread.

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i feel like r9k is the wrong place to ask but i definitely understand cause im a neet due to schizophrenia and i feel the same way all the time which is what led me to relapse on meth and go on a 4chan posting binge in the hunt of some (You)'s so far so good but the transphober is running out of energy and may not make it to the warp gate

>>39524096
I think you're past the point of no return.

>20 and NEET
Still socially acceptable as "you're finding yourself"

>25 and NEET
Bad, but still recoverable

>30 and NEET
Starting to get to the point of no return, but there's still a little bit of time

>35 and NEET
Literally the last call here, you need to get your shit together a-sap

>40+ NEET
It's over

>>39524018
That is one of my biggest fears. I'm so sorry, anon.

The hell happened to him?

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>>39524018
Shit anon so sorry for you sometimes i hope that i can die before my loved ones do i wouldn't be able to handle the pain

I'm fembot who loves betas and pegging dudes and femdom in general. Self insert as the dom obvs.

>>39524340

Would you be into forcing me to wear diapers?

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>>39525187
diapers are the most robot-tier fetish bar none

>>39523974

can you just find different frogs? is there any reason why two random, similar looking frogs from outside or from a pet shop or something couldn't work as replacements?

I was googling if frogs could actually be carried by the wind, because that sounded retarded as fuck, and I came across a story saying that frogs can survive falls. Is the female actually dead?

>>39523974
Tell them the wind blew over the cage

i wanna fucking fall over dead too but at the same time even if i had cancer id be too aftaid to shoot myself. this makes me feel like a pussy since even a girl in highschool hung herself and i dont wanna do that. at the same time though i feel like a gun is easier than hanging but id still be scared. am i a pussy? if i had cancer should i just not think about consequences or the shot and just do it?

im sorry to be of no help op i feel the same way though

bro, stop thinking evetyone rlse besides you is perfect. They arent. They are imperfect just like you. Thats why love is not the same thing as infacuation. infactuation is based on what that person can provide you, and therefore, the more perfect a person is, the more infacuated a person will be to them. Love is when you care about a person regardless of if they are perfect. You will be loved mother fucker.

>>39524017
Wait, so do you have cancer or don't you? As for whether you should kill yourself I can't say because I'm not you. I'm leaning more towards "yes" for myself though.

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>>39523866
They want to get impaled, they know Poles have the longest lances

>>39524034
So, the Poles have the longest poles, huh?

I'm 1/8 Polish myself. So, I guess it's 1/8 as long as a Poles'?

>>39523866
You are a newfag normie. All Britbongs are caged inside the britfeels thread

Hard to say not playing, wanna play with me?

>>39523783
this is such a boring position i think i would've traded knights on e3 just to shake things up.
but i'm a mediocre player at best.

>>39523783
stop resigning just because you don't have ideas. the only time you should resign is if the position is completely lost, although if you have a problem with resigning early maybe just practice by never resigning

>>39523770
Who would've designed the genetic code if not gods?

no bud that's just a jew

>>39523888
only a devil would have designed my genetic code.

#shitwhiteboissay

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oh hey me too but without the uni part

>>39523765
>golden time
That anime was fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8U0UpyUZ8M

I don't know why I'm still alive at this point.

I'm in a bad place mentally now, cigs, coffee and bed are what's keeping me from absolute misery, planning for the next few fleeting minutes without any real future, already wasted my life.

I belong in the trash.

>>39523672
Dont worry I love you anon! Please dont be sad!

>>39523672
we're all trash, op

welcome to the garbage can

>>39523645
tampa reporting in
im oging to walmart soon to buy food and water and batterys

OP, no pussy, go stand on the beach as it hits and Live Stream

>>39523676
Tampa as well, stocking up tomorrow. Glad to live on a second story.