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my head hurts really bad
I hate being alone. ayas gone and my mom and dad are gone too.
i feel so lonely for some reason even though a lot of friends are nice to me
it hurts so bad i want a mommy
my head is burning again. i dont want to cry anymore.
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who is aya? i'm also hurting, anon.
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>>36936455
okay so what you need to do is kill yourself for watching that pedofag show illya kaleid and whatever the fuck its called
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>>36936465
dont cry
just lay on the floor facing down and you'll destress

im trying not to think about it but i have nowhere to go
i feel like im going insane it hurts so bad. i want aya
aya was my only friend and aya was nice to me back then
it hurts i want a mommy mine died
it hurts it feels like im going to die again

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I got my autismbux I told my psychologist I browse r9k and he approved it.
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>>36936424
Good for you, Anon. Being a NEET is the ultimate goal in life. I wish I could quit being a wagie to become a superior being, powered by NEETbux.

Stay comfy my brother.
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Lies. The psychologist can only give a professionally recommendation to your doctor, then the welfare system that has to approve it.
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>tfw work at welfare office and turn down NEETs while giving jamal and paco the approval

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>tfw barber gave you two trims yesterday and you don't need to go in today
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Stop wasting my tax money you pathetic neet
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>>36936540
Someone needs to fund for my haircuts ragie wagie. The law is the law. Your taxes are mine and I am automatically superior.
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>>36936575
Neetyboy how much money do you make a week? I want to quit and live the time rich life but I'll probably have to move into a poor person suburb to afford it

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4491294/Blue-Whale-game-mastermind-says-s-cleansing-society.html

What does r9k make of this guy? He manipulated at least 15 girls to kill themselves, as well as making them self harm and kill pets prior to this.
What about this suicide cult in russia, that's weird as fuck, why do teenage girls do it, why would they possibly need anything else, they have it easy anyway
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>>36936344
>He convinces over a dozen girls to kill themselves
>i can't even get one gf
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bump for discussion lads
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>why do teenage girls do it?
as someone who grew up in eastern europe:

most of the childhoods are FUCKED. parents are strict, they use extreme punishments, alcohol and drugs everywhere you go, everyone has crazy family and economical problems, bullying in school is normal, the view on mental health is fucked

no wonder teenagers are so fucked up there

>they have it easy anyway
kys

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post your waIlpaper
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I like your wallpaper anon
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Nice background anons
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>>36936320
Best wallpaper in my arsenal.

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If you wear sunglasses for any reason but medical necessity, please jump off the nearest skyscraper.
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This. Unless you have a problem with your eyesight, stop wearing sunglasses. Otherwise you look like a tool.
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>>36936232
What about people with blue eyes? There more sensitive to the sun
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>>36936198
I disagree. If you are outside and it's sunny you should protect your eyes.

inb4 reeeeee normie he goes outside

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If you haven't been a socially isolated shut-in NEET for at least 10 years you cannot refer to yourself as a robot.


I'm so sick of people coming on here who've had a bad day at work and just want to vent about how much they can't stand it because of X or Y reason, but they just continue going anyway, because they're normies and need to finance their normie lifestyle.

I'm also sick of the younger-faggot normies who come on here and claim to be robots because they've been out of school for a year or so and haven't done anything since. You're not a robot you faggot, you're just a lazy cunt that's being a edgy young rebelling faggot; you'll get bored soon and join the workforce, you wont last much longer NEET, why? because you're a normie at heart.

Not until you've exposed your mind to 10 years of social isolation and NEEThood, you're not a fucking robot, so stop fucking thinking you actually are.

I'm fucking so done.
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what if we only go to work because we live with our parents and it is the only way they will let us live at home now that we have reached a certain age
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>OP is normalfag also
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Hate to break it to you, but not everyone has someone to fall back on or is able to cheat the government. If that's the case, you get a job or you kill yourself. Getting a job doesn't automatically make you a non robot either. Working doesn't magically make autism go away

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Would it be a bad idea to rent a room in my house to a 21 year old girl?
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>Buddha was uncomfortable in the presence of women, and hesitated long before admitting them into the Buddhist order. His favorite disciple, Ananda, once asked him:

>"How are we to conduct ourselves, Lord, with regards to womankind?" "As not seeing them, Ananda."
>"But if we should see them, what are we to do?"
>"No talking, Ananda."
>"But if they should speak to us, Lord, what are we to do?"
>"Keep wide awake, Ananda."
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>>36936127

>most college girls are a general mess. Expect tampons in the toilet.
>You will never know if she is a party girl or if she brings lots of boys at her "home".
>If it's some shy girl then go for it, they usually keep their rooms clean and won't cause you problems.
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>>36936252
This, despite misusing greentext and tripcode.

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ITT: Faces of /r9k/ thread. We show our face and give a little info about us. Pic is me and I think Oskar Dirlewanger and Himmler are soo badass.
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>tfw 8/10
>still no gf
Yes, I do feel entitled to a gf. I deserve one.
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>>36936119
Since when does Stanley not have a perfectly round face? Suspicious...
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>>36936119
>non-white
>higher than a 5

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Lately I've been told I look like one of three things. Apparently I give off an old man vibe, a school shooter vibe, or a vampire vibe. Girls that I've talked to all agree that I look like someone from twilight. I'm not really sure how to take this or if this is even a compliment or an insult. What do people say you look like anons?
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Uh take the twilight thing as a good thing. You school shooter
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>>36936028
better than being told you give off "serial killer vibes" like me.
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>>36936028
>u hab vampire vibe

who the fuck says this gay shit

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>started working out for 1 week now
>have no gym nearby so i do it at home
>doing bench pushups but using the bed to keep my feet on it
>fucking retarded grandfather walks in, i'm completely naked
>he's not even knock or anything just straight out opens the door
>FUCK SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>scramble down the bed like im the ring girl, trying to get back on my feet
>end up lading ass on the floor and covering penis with my hands
>grandfather goes in a shock
>(he actually has mental problems, few years ago a bunch of veins in his head popped, which caused he cardiovascular attacks, giving him some slight form of retardation)
>he puts his hand on his heart and says
>''what.. this isn't normal what the hell are you doing, posing naked ass for photos.. what the hell is wrong with you''
>i snap at that remark but try to keep my cool
>''no im not what the fuck close the door, let me get dressed, CLOSE THE DOOR''
>he just stands there staring at me like a senile cunt
>then walks in and starts yelling
>''WHERE DA GODDAMN PHOEN WHERE YOU PUT IT YOU?!?!!??''
>''JESUS CHRIST ITS ON THE FUCKING DESK ARE YOU GODDAMN BLINDS ITS RIGHT THERE IN YOUR FACE''
>he leaves a plate of something on it and gets out of the room
>get up, get dressed, angry as fuck
>take a look at the plate
>extra sugary snacks on it, looking at them make me feel sick
>internal raging
>throw the entire shit in the trash
>bit of rage slips out after that and i end punching the door
>grandfather hears the loud noise
>barges in like the fucking hulks and starts yelling again ''WHAT A HELL ARE YOU DOING??!!!''
>''FUCKING NOTHING PLEASE JUST GET OUT''
>''WHERES THE FUCK FOOD, WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?!''
>dont respond
>he looks in the trash, finds it
>starts crying while rummaging through it to grab the food
>he takes it out and puts in back on the plate and leaves it there
>then starts talking about how we'll all be sorry one day, when he stops breathing and won't be here anymore
>and he goes in the basement to get drunk
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pls someone resbond
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Why were you doing pushups naked?
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>>36936291
This
Oregonian of Oregon

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Do you agree with this? What are your thoughts?
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>>36935987
>single mother at 26
the prophecy fulfilled
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>>36935987
>Yet she cakes herself with makeup to maximize her attractiveness
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>>36935987
Guarantee she can't get a serious bf because she's a vapid bitch

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Oh god I have diarrhea again!
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>>36935959
When you're climbing up a tree,
And somethings running down your knee,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.
When you're running really fast,
And somethings leaking from your ass,
Diarrhea,
Diarrhea.
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>>36935959
>tfw severe constipation

Feel like i'm being sodomized by a horse every time i try to shit
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>>36936006
hot

oregagagagano

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OI YOU

WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET?
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>>36935950
>Even as a 26 year old virgin I'm still deluded enough to believe that I can make it and have a wife and kids.

I just want people who love me.
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>>36935950

I'm too much of a pussy to pull it off...
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>>36935950
Could ask you the same question, OP

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Why is moving out so hard even when you have the money saved to do it? I just can't walk out the fucking door and get it over with.
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>>36935919
Because you're a coward robot who will die alone in the not so far future
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>>36935919
Give me the money then you fucking pussy.

If I could afford it, I'd leave in a heartbeat
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>>36935947
>>36935988
Not helping at all

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