Would you be a slave boy for life for a chubby master? I know this isn't for everyone, but I know some of you cute little sluts are into it.
Where are you ?
>>36245458
I have a fever that can only be cured by having a cute boy whimpering on the end of my buttbreaker.
>>36245458
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Chubby as in muscular (aka bear)
Or chubby as in a fucking fatass?
>A 5'0 woman can be attractive
>A 5'10 woman can be attractive
>A 5'7 man might struggle with women his whole life for being merely two inches below average height.
How is this okay? I thought being an attractive man was all about personality and being confident and stuff right?
Fuck off, cunt. Short people pretty much have the same opportunities in terms of employment and what have you as tall ones. People finding you ugly isn't a form of systematic discrimination. I say this as a turbomanlet.
>>36245435
Men used to have to be tall to defend the woman, and women still find being tall attractive because of it being embedded mentally.
>>36245574
Taller men tend to be more successful, and ugly men are almost never successful. you fucking bootlicking piece of shit.
Look at all the politicians, CEOs, upper management, etc: it's all tall men. Manlets get fucking shit on by everyone, including other men. Height discrimination is real.
Fuck you.
Is my fetish weird? I Photoshop pictures of Cara Delevingne with Nazi stuff and white supremacists and it makes me really hard for some reason. I have more photos of this stuff if you want to see
>>36245389
>Is my fetish weird?
Yes.
>I have more photos of this stuff if you want to see
No thank you.
>>36245389
>Is my fetish weird?
nah, your photoshop skills are 5/10 tho
>>36245429
Ignore this fool
Post them pls. I'm sure theres a few jewels
What do you think your future gf is doing right now?
Will you be happy to end up with the same girl who is serving Chad now?
What do you mean? That's Chad's gf he's gonna take care of her.
>>36245334
>future gf
I have already given up on such delusions
>your future gf
Which one? I'm tall, attractive, gainfully employed, and fun to be around. I'm gonna have plenty of them.
Damn, whiteboi. You real cute. Come holla at me.
>>36245277
what? i dont speak ebonics
>>36245277
Only if you stop the shitty hair straightening bullshit. You're not fooling anyone,nigger.
>>36245277
>U-uhmm y-y-you to-o?
>have housemates
>sharing some common spaces
>go to the kitchen
>one of them is cooking home made bath salts
>we don't have a bath
>mfw
What exactly is going on? Is it a code name for explosives or something? The ingredients didn't look edible or smokeable.
>>36245266
Smoking was close
>>36245266
"Bath salts is a term used in North America and Europe to describe a number of recreational designer drugs."
>>36245376
>>36245399
What do you think it was? It seems complex but not too much and there were some colorful material like thick salt but green or some shit.
New census, reveal the race of r9k.
https://www.strawpoll.me/12741079
Claiming this thread in the name of Blackbots. Cumskins need not apply.
Just try to make it active for a while. If you are white, do you consider yourself better than others?
I have a /pol/-tier question: are slavs white?
A girl likes me for some reason, but I don't like her the same she likes me. I don't know what to do. I just want to die live and die alone in peacewith my waifu, now this girl bugs me all the time. I'm not even good looking, what did I do?
Describe her anon. if you don't seem interested she's either ugly, fat or mentally disabled or you're some extreme autist.
>>36245228
You'll be fine Lej ;)
>>36245270
I don't know how to describe people, she has dark brown hair is 1,56m small weighs 55kg and looks average.
Is this how you do it?
Want to enjoy a /comfy/ minecraft experience with some of your fellow bots? Come on down to Gondolacraft, we have Non-pvp factions and a consistent community. No normies allowed!
98.168.28.81
>Non-pvp
>>36245256
pvp is for normalfags, robots are the real builders
>>36245312
maybe but griefing is pretty antisocial and I'm gonna do it
I have had epiphany.
I have nothing to lose but my freedom.
There are numerous robots here that want to die yet cant because
>muh mommy
>muh daddy
>muh pride
If you live in the united States I will come and kill you.
I have enough money to travel and enough time.
But no will to earn enough to afford a HOUSE or a place to live to end my suffering.
But you guys do.
So lets engineer a solution
Say if I kill enough of you guys and spare you the shame of suicide.
I get the death penalty and get to die too
I am serious about this.
Text me.
>>36245145
Okay, FBI.
Im also baffled as to why this hasn't happened yet.
Don't be an idiot either, tell me how you want to die and we'll work on making it painless
>>36245196
Fbi?
You're obviously too dumb to understand how that doesn't make sense and therefore content with life.
Get the fuck out of my thread you mouthbreathing deadeyed waste of sperm and oxygen.
How do traps get pregnant like pic related?
I thought they don't have a womb
>>36245142
The baby grows inside their boipussies
>>36245142
Those are cum babbies. The take in so much cum it begins to hardened and dry out, forming a womb for the sperm to stay and form a baby.
>>36245142
I thought he was just REALLY fat.
>2020 is closer to us than 2014
>>36245029
We're closer to 2030 than 2000
This was surprisingly not original
>>36245264
We are closer to 2300 than 1980
>>36245291
This actually fooled me for a second
Is Danielle a passable /r9k/ infatuation? Could I, dare I say it, waifu her?
>>36244997
She has amazing boobs.
I wouldn't say she's waifu material though.
>>36244997
Piss off mate, she is mine.
>>36245034
She also has a qt face.
>>36245102
I can't help me if she chooses me to have her as waifu.
What are some positive things that have been happening with you lately?
I bought a desktop vaporizer and my quality of life has improved 5 fold.
>>36244978
I actually managed to get accepted into one of the highest schools of my country (Sciences Po). So that's a good prospect. There were more than a thousands participants, and only 60 winners in all France...including me.
It feels really weird, because I never thought myself as someone who could manage this: I studied quite hard, but always thought I was going to fail. i said to myself "Well, let's just do it and get it over with...", and now, I will most likely get to a prestigious school and get out with a high paying job and a name for myself...
I honestly don't know how to feel about this. but now I need to manage to get this year at uni, otherwise they won't take me, and I feel very anxious about it. the exams are in two months, and I'm very afraid of failing: it would be missing an occasion I will never get ever again...
Please tell me it's gotta be fine, that I'm going to make it.
>>36245008
For weed or Nicotine vapor? What brand?
>>36245166
That's awesome bro. Just don't fuck it up by getting lazy, getting (too?) caught up in drugs, or getting bogged down with shitty people. You seem hard working and focused, so I'm sure you have it in you.
>that gay kid who couldn't go 10 seconds without telling everyone he was gay
Like seriously dude, nobody fucking cares. Being gay doesn't make you special.
>>36244951
I'm gay OP
This is an original comment
These threads have gone down hill.....
>that "kid" who keeps making "that kid" threads on /r9k/