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ok dude nice blog

>>38849793
>why do you want gf

Intimacy or seks?

I don't live in the east coast, but I hope you find a good gf. Here is some luck: *just imagine me sending you luck in an cute envelope*

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I never chose to be gay and repressed it for a long time forcing myself to masturbate to straight porn
I am hardcore repressed robot fag.
No one would suspect I am gay because I have a deep voice and am not feminine.
BUT I LOVE GAY PORN AND BIG COCKS AND TWINKS UGGHHHHHH
Sadly I have no friends and when not at college I stay in my room all the time. Girls occasionally approach me and try to flirt with me by flicking their hair and starting small talk. I just reply with bluntly and frown at them.

>>38849779
>Why are so many of you guys so gay?
it's good

>>38849779
sexual deprivation + porn = robots with very low standards

most guys here woudlnt fuck any of the dudes in pic related, prison gay. infact most trap lovers would accept a regular woman if given the chance

left knee is fucked and I even have a bandage for it, I dont use it anyway, its not that bad. Other is fine tho

>>38849752
They're fine, hairy but fine
Is it true that fapping too much affects knees?

>>38849752
My knees are fine but my back is fucked.

>>38849744
I sure hope that he's talking to his female girlfriend

>>38849846
It doesn't matter who he's talking to.

>>38849744
Nice abs, moot.

I'm getting fucking stoned! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON.. WEED! Smoke weed every day!

watching baseball
playing nothing
eating nothing
drinking beer
listening to the byrds possibly

hopefully i don't annoy my neighbors with my drunken singing again.

>>38849738
Sitting in the middle of nowhere in Africa trying to stay sane until I go home in 3 days. Getting depressed because I know I'll never find a gf.

>>38849726
Phil Collins and Huey Lewis

>>38849726
Why do robots have such differing tastes in media than normies? I understand they have different lives and values so they search for different experiences and underlying from their media, but
>just because you don't agree with a songs message doesnt mean it sounds bad
>just because you don't like the object a painting depicts, doesn't mean its bad to look at

A lot of taste here seems like flat out contrarianism

That said OP, theres nothing wrong with liking a different type of music, its unique and interesting, don't ever be ashamed of taste unless its degenerate (pedophilia, anime, etc)

I always hear people say it's bad if you say you listen to anything that isn't rap or country, but that's what I do. Granted, I still have more specific preferences within what I listen to.

American asians yes

Nope. That'd be white women.

>>38849737
White women are sluts on the surface but once you try anything they turn out to be very prude.
Asians on the other hand are mostly opposite. Look cute and innocent but are natural whores.

>>38849645
> 180 cm
> manlet

nani nani

>>38849645
xander i know its you
grow a pair you bald faggot

>>38849645
>180cm
>manlet
what's next?
killing yourself if you are under 2 meters?

>>38849642
Myself, easy. Everyone else has redeeming factors.

>>38849642
Some dickhead methhead who harrased me back in highschool. He came over to me to aparantly apologize for being rude. He made shake his hand that was lathered in mayonnaise.

Myself when I look in the mirror. I try my best to be a good person but I'm the bad guy all along

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I don't. Wagecuckery is hell. Just try and get another one that's more bearable.

>>38849612
I was a dishwasher for 3 days and quit..it was an absolutely miserable job and all the waitresses were bitches to me

>>38850257
I quit after a day. Mostly because the chef was a cunt. There's other low end jobs that aren't as miserable. Go do those, OP.

>>38849557
Goodluck.

originale

dont forget to study on the other side boy
remember to fall for the racism meme too because everyone should be white and american

>>38849557

Denzel?

>>38849507
You're not gonna do it yourself? Why? I mean, I can claim it if you really don't want it, but why not?

>>38849610
I thought it could be more entertaining than having me just post what people say to random girls, but you could if you want.

>>38849662
Very well, I will try to make it fun for you guys.

i honestly hope he doesn't, because where else can i manipulate virgins to pay for sex

When women stop having an overwhelming amount of power in society for how useless they are and when normies stop valuing female life more than male life.

>>38849498
This kind of shit is what this board is cultivating. A culture of little bitches

>>38849446
Can't think of too many reasons not to.

>>38849446
scenario 1:
>purge betas
>get overrun by hordes of foreign invaders because literally not enough males to form a military.

scenario 2:
>purge betas
>welfare state collapses because there aren't enough people working to fund alphas who don't work and unemployed single mothers

Betas spend their day half at work, half at home, shitposting. Still, they work, and they are quiet, you don't see them go out in protests or people calling the police because of them being loud in late night. They are functioning just like robots. Why is that bad?

wish i could help

>>38849417
Dare you to erase them all

choose what you consume wisely