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>the bad thoughts came back this morning
ill take you everywhere
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>>37733511
Great album, the first 3 and the last songs are my favorite. I might be leaving soon
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>>37733511
Mine still haven't left. Anyway, great taste, m8.

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People who have a social media accounts not only aren't robots, you don't deserve to live. If you have any kind of social media account then fuck off you human garbage.
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>>37733447
does reddit count as a social media account?
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>>37733506
No, but it's still means you browse Reddit, so fuck off back there.
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I don't watch facebook, but need it for work..

besides, since you don't have one, you wouldn't know how to use it. Sure, i've friends on it but barley see any of their post and only see pages i've liked.

But don't want it since i hate people having another way getting hold of me.

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SOMETHING
INSIDE
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS, ITS COMING OUUUUUT
I FEEL LIKE KILLINg
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
LET LOOSE TO THE ANGER
HELD BACK TO LONG
MY BLOOD RUNS COLD

THROUGH MY ANATOMY
GROWS ANOTHER BEING
ROOTED IN MY CORTEX
A SERVANT TO ITS BIDDING
BRUTALITY BECOMES MY APPETITE
VIOLENCE IS NOW A WAY OF LIFE
THE SLEDGE MY TOOL TO TORTURE
ASI POUND DOWN ON YOUR FOREHEAD
EYES BULGING FROM THEIR SOCKETS
WITH EVERY SWING OF MY MALLET
SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN TILL BRAINS SEEP IN
THROUGH THE CRACKS
BLOOD DOES LEAK
DISTORTED BEAUTY CATASTROPHE
STEAMING SLOP SPLATTERED ALL OVER ME
LIFELESS BODY SLOUCHING DEAD
LECHEROUS ABSCESS WHERE YOU ONCE HAD A HEAD
AVOIDING THE PROPHECIES OF MY NEW FOUND LUST
YOU WILL NEVER LIVE AGAIN SOON YOUR LIFE WILL END
ILL SEE YOU AT MY FEET ETERNALLY I SMASH YOUR FACE
FACIAL BONES COLLAPSE AS I CRACK YOUR SKULL IN HALF
CRUSHING CRANIAL CONTENTS
DRAINING THE SNOT I RIP OUT THE EYES
SQUEEZING THEM IN MY HANDS NERVES ARE ENTICED
INVOLUNTARY PULPIFYING FACIAL REGIONS
SUFFER AND THEN YOU DIE
TORTURE PULVERIZED
AT ONE WITH MY SIXTH SENSE
I FEEL FREE
TO KILL AS I PLEASE
NO ONE CAN STOP ME
CREATED TO KILL
THE CARNAGE CONTINUES
VIOLENTLY RESHAPING
HUMAN FACIAL TISSUE
BRUTALITY IS NOW MY APPETITE
VIOLENCE IS NOW A WAY OF LIFE
THE SLEDGE MY TOOL TO TORTURE AS I POUND DOWN
ON YOUR FOREHEAD
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BLEEEEEED ON MEEEEEEEE
DIGESITNG THE CLOTTED SCABS
UNGODLY
BLOODTHIRSTY
PASSING ON MY CURSE, THE SPELL PUSSING GORES
OF THOSE I INFECT BECOME MY LOYAL SERVANTS
TO RIDE ME OF MY OWN ROT
WHITTLING MEAT FROM THE BONES OF THE DEAD
PULVERIZING PELVIC REGIONS WITH A SLEDGE
THE MUTILATED BODIES I LEAVE ROTTING
AFTER I HAVE FUCKED THEM WITH MY KNIFE


BECOMING A PRODUCT OF MY OWN NIGHTMARES
A BLEEDING SAC OF INFECTION, YEARS DECEASED

I HIDE MY SLOBBERING SKIN, COVERED BY A VICTIMS FLAP
I LOVE TO WATCH THE BLOOD OOZE DOWN THE BODIES STUMP LIKE SAP
A VULGAR WAY OF LIFE, MY HIDEOUS SIDE IS NOW REVEALED
REMEMBERING THE FUTURE IS KEY TO UNLOCK MY PAST
LEAKING MEMBRANE, CONSUMING BODIES
CARVING OUT THE CUNTS, BLOOD MY LUBRICATION

SPEWING PUS ON ROTTED SKIN
I CELEBRATE MY CRUELTY
BOILS BEGIN TO FORM
DRIPPING ON MY TONGUE

SWALLOWING THROBBING GLANDS
THE JUICE LEAKS FROM MY LIPS
MY ONLY THIRST IS PUS
ERUPTION OF CYSTS


INCURABLE DISFIGURED BODIES,I RAPE THE DYING
HORRIFIC SITES NOW MANIFEST, PENETRATING INNER ORGANS
THE RUPTURED ORGANS LEAK THE FLUID THAT I SEEK
TO BREAK THE INCANTATION OF MY DAMNATION

SPLIT WIDE OPEN
BLOATED ORGANS BURST
NERVES UPROOTED
REOPENING HEALED WOUNDS
ON MY BODY
SUCKING ON THE SORES
INGESTING MY OWN FLUIDS
SELF-PARASITIC PUSS INDULGEMENT
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>>37733415
>SOMETHING
>INSIDE
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A dick?
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>>37733415
classic Cannibal Corpse
good shit anon

For Femanons that have a bit amount of weight, how do you feel of the idea of someone worshiping your squish?

How many anons want to worship a girl's squish?
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Im into anywhere from thicc to landwhale. I have a thin gf and she's really nice but I sort of wish she was bigger.

Sometimes when we cuddle I want to grab at her big squishy belly but she doesn't have one.

But doesn't purely because of how it'd make your parents feel?

They'd be so much better off. But I think of my dads reaction upon finding me dead and blaming himself and just how that'd feel and I feel like shit. So I'm not doing it. I'm just living in limbo.
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Is freelancing a meme? Many people recommend it for loners and NEETs as a way to get a work without too much difficulty.

But as far I've seen it's pretty much a meme, at least for the entry level jobs: There's a fuckton of Filipinos and thridworlders doing the data entry jobs and everything entry level, employers for those jobs are in a 24/7 power trip since they get tens or hundreds of applicants for every little task and other skilled fields like translation are pretty difficult to get in unless you're willing to work for bread crumbs for months.

Or maybe is it me I'm not looking hard enough. Thoughts?
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my ex gf literally A639Yp
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Daily reminder that this is our hero.

He stood up to the normies
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What about Frank and his loli sidekick?

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should I start spending money on camwhores and porn? I don't spend on anything else and it's the only thing I like, might as well participate in the economy I figure.
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>>37733178
buy lottery tickets. win mega millions

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>look at Twitter account of attractive woman at workplace
>she tweets in such a "basic" way I can hardly believe it
>she looks MUCH less attractive in her pictures, to some disconcerting degree

Have you seen this before with women? This is the second time I've seen an irl hot woman look much worse in her social media pictures.
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>>37733084
Sure. My oneitis looks horrible on any picture from high school than I am in possession of. By horrible i mean falling from 8 to 6 out of 10.

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If you're so smart, explain this:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6x_zO0IIsE

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Manlets are able to get bitches easily and an average (5'11") Joe like me can't. How is it fair?
I can't even go anywhere and get sluts because I don't have any social skills or friends.

Fuck this shit, people don't care about your looks, all they care about is social status.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwilqASK5c0&list=WL&index=67
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>>37733063
>Fuck this shit, people don't care about your looks, all they care about is social status.


Fucking duh. Why are you even complaining about that? You can easily change your social status by getting a decent job. Stop being a lazy sperg and maybe you'll get some ass.
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You don't come across as the kind of guy a girl would want to be with, when she has so many better options.
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Height doesn't mean shit but those girls are so trashy, you don't want them anyways

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My armpits smell like weed
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This pile of branches smells like weed.
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Smoke your armpits
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I smell like hash

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im so baked guys (:
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>>37733031
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

DUDE
ORIGINAL COMMENT
LMAO
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Weedasaur : )
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>tfw smoking the rest of my weed tonight
>only alcohol from here on out
Should I just fucking kill myself?

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So im in a groupme with 90+ other people on my track team from school. Me and my buddies are bored. What would be the best way to fuck with them and cause chaos??
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