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The world can indeed be your oyster, arcanines

>>38439493
>indulge even further in degenerate acts
>see? The world is so beautiful

Yeah, no thanks. I don't want to be a scumbag AND a hypocrite. I'll just rot away in my room.

>having the courage and confidence to start a revolution or live dangerously or even talk to girls

uh yeah hi I know this post got you a lot of upvotes on reddit but /r9k/ is a bit different, uh I don't think this will resonate with many people here.

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>>38439403

why did he kill himself, he was such a qt

>>38439403
she's cute I love her so much

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>>38439438
its ok we're all part of a never ending story
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRN-8w1DPuc
hes up there watching us with great hair

>>38439284
Why do you believe you have no chance at all of getting this?

>>38439284

I'm curious where you pulled that number from.

>>38439284
What are you, around the age of 20?
You have more than double your lifespan ahead of you.

Just be patient and work harder. Girls will suck anything that has a wad of cash.

Hawhaehahw
Cucked by dicklets. You must be a new species of fagg.

>that dolphin tattoo

why do people get tattoos? they are so fucking retarded

That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight losing my religion oregano

>>38439260
Help me bumperinooOO

I never started. Do I win at life?

>>38439276
Yes. Theres a big bad challenge you passed on. Its so hard to quit for most people...

I will paypal you 10 dollars if you punch yourself in the face on video

This is pasta, but Uncle Remus will lead you to the land of neetbux and leeching of the government

Foist thang you gots to do is

1. study on up on yo "disibility" this mean that you need to decide what yo ailment is gone be and you has to know teh ins and outs so you can start to modify yo behavior to those specificationmins. that way it will appear genuine to the case worker and any quack they send you to.

now if you done has a real problem which if you're a shut in you prob do even better. its still good to be edumicated on what you want to convey so you can receives duh SSI.

There is no easy way. You will most likely be denied the first time too. It WILL take about a year to apply, including meetings with people at a SSA office and some random shrink that will ask you random questions.
Good luck on getting enough to live on too. It is possible to live alone on bux, but only if you move to a flyover state.

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>how do my fellow robots cope?
i don't
i spend all day every day playing vidya trying to distract myself from it
worst part of the day is lying in bed where there's no more distractions

>>38439226
Death is the best thing there is. The problem is the suffering that usually comes before it.

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>>38439226
>How do my fellow robots cop
>e
I realize that everything is a distraction and that people don't like to be reminded that time is running out but instead they sit down on their asses and focus on television

Nothing matters in the end, we're all nobodies whose graves will one day fall apart and new bodies will be placed over our old ones, it's happening right now, how many humans lived before you, do you ever think about them, no one does and someday you'll just be another number added to that forgotten list

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>>38439147
I love those shiny oily pink cocks.

I always disliked foreskin.. but something snapped recently and all of a sudden I really really like uncut dicks. Can't explain it for the life of me

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>I can't stop myself from stroking it

Send dick pics to your family members

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>>38439145
Hentai, what else is there to do

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>>38439182
What hentais do you recommend?

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>>38439107
polygamy is a sin tho anon

>Capitalism not only accumulates wealth, it accumulates pussy too.

read Extension of the Means of Struggle

>>38439107
>it just hit me
karl marx was a lazy hobo jew who never worked a day in his life but wrote about exploitation

communism is a classic jewish trick

>>38438971
>we must stay true to nature!
>resists his natural urges

>>38438971

I dunno.

What do you *think* is wrong with you?

Your body is more intelligent than you and your stupid ideas desu.

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No but forced sex is my fetish

>>38438879
moar please you beta fool

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>>38439065
>said the future rapist

I wonder why they won't just move the thread to where it belongs. There's absolutely no benefit to it being in /r9k/

it's literally just them talking about smegma and shit.
why wont mods remove it?

>>38438795
At least it's got a 100% filter rate, trap shit still creeps onto my board despite having 50ish filters

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Yes. Be a hot summer day on a japanese town with a cute girl who sneaks out of her mansion to be with me because her parents dont approve of relations that dont come from prestigious families. Were sat down outside eating a popsicle, were both wearing shorts and sandals while trying to catch a breeze. After the treat I read to her for some time as i have done for months while laying on the grass under the shadow of a cherry blossom tree. we have both read multiple books to each other and sometime try making potraits.

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>>38438791
I'm extremely nostalgic for 90's NYC/Tokyo, but I grew up in the rural US South in the early 2000's. It's a weird feel and I always am attracted to big cities because of it.

It's like I miss a life I never had.

I just create my own places and I sleep in them. Makes me wake up badly but at least I have a reason to get to the end of the day.
I'm too tired to describe them so I'll lay down few keywords: post-war, few people, still war, crysis, surviving, no money, sunny days, winter nights, re-evaluation of scraps, strong relations between people

>>38438699
That's a micropenis, anon.

quit being so fat

>>38438699

Looks like some kind of animal, like an anteater.