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Have you ever seen some one fall for the trap meme IRL?
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>>36375024
Yes. Tjis one nigger in my high school was one. Never seen another since
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>>36375024
>>he thinks it's a meme
What a fucking autist
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>>36375092
Is it not a meme?
Are women biologically evil or culturally evil?
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>>36375007
Are niggers biologically idiots or are they culturally idiots? The answer to my question is the answer to yours too
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>>36375007
Do devout christians really believe that Adam and Eve's story with the talking snake and the rib happened? They just see it as a lesson, r-right?
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>>36375007
Culturally, women have been babied by modern society. Making them self-involved entitled entities
Biologically I don't think either gender is evil, though they both have their sadistic specialties.
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Who else /Elliot/ here? 2017-04-18 08:52:52 Post No.36374999
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>MFW listening to the first part of My Twisted World
I relate too much
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My twisted reality was a good read. He spent too much time bitching and not enough time lifting though.
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>>36375724
>cant even be a good writer like him
Should I end it?
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A fresh story
>siting browsing /r9k/
>hear a bunch of squicky. loud watery noise from the next room
>open the door to find out sis doing with someone she just met
>go on a rampage start hitting them both
>parents rush in to stop me
>both the slut that used to be my cute little sister and her fuckfriend left
>thinking how to kill myself right now
Elliot was right
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I have severe depression and I hate myself a lot. My only hold in life is my girlfriend which is inherently unhappy with me and about to break up with me. I had it coming for a long time now and I really don't know what to do. I need to get away from this town, this friends and these memories asap before I go completely crazy.
Thought I'd try to get fit and join some foreign legion or terror organisation. You know, the kind of things you do when you're finished with life.
Taking proposals as to what to do.
Reaching out to family is not an option because I have none. Is there maybe a way to work abroad just for food and accommodation?
I just think I need to get away before I get suicidal again. Maybe, hopefully, I'll finally have the guts to do it then.
Also first time posting on this board. I don't know why I came here. Hear you guys were whiny pieces of shit as well so I thought I'd be in good company.
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>My only hold in life is my girlfriend
stopped reading there
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>>36374940
Moar Ethan memes!!
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>>36374975
congrats
>>36374987
agreed!
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Are you going to go try the Starbucks Unicorn Frappucino?
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>>36374898
I'm not a gay, sorry, Opie.
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>>36374917
>tfw no bf to drink coffee with
Hurts man.
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>>36374917
There's no such thing as sexuality when you're desperate enough.
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all I want is a gf that's bigger than me so when we cuddle together I can say "you're a big girl" and she can say "for you" and then we fall asleep holding each other
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>>36374797
>tfw no bane posting big babe to crash my plane
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>>36374797
Eww.
Original.
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>>36375376
gas yourself pedo
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What would a 10 year old version of yourself think of you now?
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>>36374785
"Huh, things really don't get better"
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>>36374785
>well, at least your dreams of playing video games all day came true
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>>36374785
I was diagnosed with stomach ulcers around that age.
>Hey your still alive, why?
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mom just dropped the reality bomb on me 2017-04-18 08:42:38 Post No.36374759
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mom just dropped the reality bomb on me
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>be 22 old me
>neet sperg
>live in huge rural area with not much to do when it comes to getting a job
mom just went on a rant about how I can't live like this anymore. I'm 22 years old and all I do is spend my day at home either playing vidya or doing some other mundane hobby for recreational purposes.
I have to get a sleep schedule, start going to those NEET meetings, meet people, make friends and move on in life
fuck, I feel like just running away or killing myself
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>>36374759
>feel like killing myself
Do it dude, teach that roastie bitch of a mom of yours
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>NEET meetings
What are those?
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>>36374996
I think he's talking about job interviews but idk
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Vote for Communist Party of China on June 8th
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>>36374693
First for the shittest forced meme in the history of forced memes
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First for Xi
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>>36374730
4th for Yinggan
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>dull and worthless person
>get GF
>feel good at first
>insecurities about being a worthless and dull person start
>driving GF away
does anyone else feel this? just share advice pls
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>>36374691
>identifies insecurities
>insecure
No
fuck off, normalshit
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Yeah, I feel you. There is a YouTube video on the science of it, if I find the like I'll send it
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>>36374766
Here it is, OP
https://youtu.be/CMGtCBEe1NM
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hev u avr smelt a gil
?
dey smel nys
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has no 1 rely avr smelt a gil bfor
?
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oo key centz no wun hev avr smelt gil bfor i hev gif for u
i fown dis gil
she has agre too let u smel hur
plz smel hir
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i smel gil wen fell on bus
wes amezinhh
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What's for dinner robots 04/18
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>>36374479
>eating little niggers
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lentils and rice
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>>36374506
I have one near my apartment and I didn't wannadrive
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Fembots, you exist for one purpose and one purpose alone: To be raped. Over and over and over again.
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there is no such thing as a "fembot" it just does not compute
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>>36374472
The only fembot I met was just a weird gamer girl with plenty of orbiters. They think they belong but they don't.
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>>36374502
>fembot
>has orbiters
these descriptors are mutually exclusive
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No MBTI thread?
Take the test here:
https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
Statistics per gender: http://www.slayerment.com/mbti-gender
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>>36374426
>INTP
>average
Fucking kill me
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>ISFJ
>hardly ever doing anything for myself and self-disruptive behavior added to lazyness is ruining my future while I could easily improve it if I ever put in minimal effort
Idk, I deserve all of the bad things as a result of my actions
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So INTP/ISTP mansterrace, I could already have guessed that
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>tfw no cute little mulatta daughter to pamper and spoil
Just end me pham
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>>36374354
Coal burners are disusting.
So is that little abomination
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>>36375969
She's cuter than you plebaroni
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>>36374354
looks like she got hit with a bus with that nigger nose