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>had gf
>she kisses like an absolute beast
>rough as fuck, goes on for ages and she always wants to
>just want a nice gentle kiss sometimes
I mean, I didn't even bother kissing the one before that in high school. Pretty sure both dumped me just because I didn't always feel like dealing with their shit, but it's for the best. At least my lips are all to myself now. Not saying it's not worth it to kiss some girl, but it's really not very fun past a certain point.

t. autistic norman

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/comfy/ Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:12:42 Post No. 35389006 [Report] [View this topic]

who here /comfylife/

i live in a 3 bedroom house with two roommates, deliver chinese food, and drive an 80's asian sport car.

>tfw living meme

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:15:30 Post No.35389063
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>>35389006
how do we convince more people to feel comfy working dipshit jobs?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:18:37 Post No.35389121
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>>35389063
i just feel like i'm filling a role someone's gotta fill, and besides, delivery money is pretty gud

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:26:17 Post No.35389267
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>>35389006
Im a high school senior, already got accepted to college with bonkers amount of scholarship

Been chilling out, listening to my favorite podcasts, smoking weed, life is good right now, I'm happy

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:11:43 Post No. 35388995 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw they drew first blood

any vetbots here what unit where you in?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:14:52 Post No.35389044
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US navy submarine. Won't say the boat but it was an LA class stationed in Groton

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>>35389044
tfw almost met a robot irl

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:20:40 Post No.35389161
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>>35389123
I only got out a few months ago so maybe you did

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:11:01 Post No. 35388975 [Report] [View this topic]

who else here feeling /hystericalanduseless/?
complete emotional wreck and not a dollar to my name, but want to listen to some comfy, mellow sad-ish music, r9k recommended

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:15:02 Post No.35389047
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>>35388975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MpdIi_V_tE
get ready to kill yourself

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:16:19 Post No.35389074
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>>35388975
Any genre in particular, OP?

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Don't Play This Song by Kid Cudi

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:08:55 Post No. 35388933 [Report] [View this topic]

>be me
>be in middle school
>being really fucking depressed
>this one girl who is in the same grade as me is cute
>after autistic attempts at getting her to go out with me
>a week later we stay after school
>she takes me into a back room in the school library
>there is small closet in the side of the room
>says "I bet I can't fit inside that"
>fits inside.png
>in like 30 seconds she climbs in too
>she makes out with me in the closet
>boner.exe
>she wants me to lick her tits
>confused but complies
>continues life like nothing happened
Sixth grade was weird

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:27:04 Post No.35389285
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if this really happened I'll chop my dick off

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:37:33 Post No.35389514
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>>35389285
Legit happened.
Why do you think I tell this shit to 4chan and not my therapist

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:43:26 Post No.35389634
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:43:26 Post No.35389634 [Report]

She also gave me a hickey in band class one time

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:06:10 Post No. 35388885 [Report] [View this topic]

>long, tiring day in wageslavery and it all begins again tomorrow
>realizing how far you seem to be drifting away from your close friends and how little you have in common with them
>fail with literally every single girl i meet
>not even trying to be hyperbolic or humorous, the amount of times i absolutely fail with women is almost comical
>universe decides to give me a second chance with this other girl and she texts me first
>she never texts back, probably something i said
>sit in traffic for an hour on my home, almost get hit because people are idiots and stuck behind old asian ladies that slow down to 10 mph when they want to merge lanes or turn
>get home, smoke a bowl, ready to unwind and forget about the stresses of the day and make efforts to think positively for the rest of the day and play some overwatch
>first round we stomp on them, then my faggot roommates decide to download something, lag jumps up to 1800.
>game is unplayable
>can barely even be on 4chan because every single page takes 3 minutes to load

why am i made to suffer at every fucking turn?

WHY

CANT

I FUCKING

RELAX

FOR ONCE!?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:07:37 Post No.35388906
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>>35388885
>wagecuck
There's your problem.

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>>35388906
Well how the fuck can I escape? Don't see a way out...unless....

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>>35388885
i know it sucks
you're not alone my man

Donatello (ID: !!Zsc1ldA9jBU)
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Donatello (ID: !!Zsc1ldA9jBU) 2017-03-09 02:05:20 Post No. 35388872 [Report] [View this topic]

Enjoying my evening Rockstar and basking in delight
How are you feeling?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:08:31 Post No.35388924
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how did your looks drop to the 3/10 or below range over just 1 (one) year?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:10:09 Post No.35388954
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Stop stalking mei

hack_blastard (ID: !ZBVtO05IZw) 2017-03-09 02:11:05 Post No.35388978
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hack_blastard (ID: !ZBVtO05IZw) 2017-03-09 02:11:05 Post No.35388978 [Report]

https://youtu.be/7NwFwY8QMXs

Donatello watch my youtube video. Dont you have a channel too? Post it

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:05:13 Post No. 35388869 [Report] [View this topic]

What are the demographics of this board? How many people on Earth go on /r9k/? How many are lurkers? What are the age groups? Country proportions?

I've been here for several years and I still don't know this stuff yet.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:08:50 Post No.35388930
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:08:50 Post No.35388930 [Report]

Most recent poll said majority was aged 18-20.

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:10:23 Post No.35388960
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:10:23 Post No.35388960 [Report]

>>35388869
the demographic of the board is anonymous users

fuck off to reddit if you want more details than that

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:15:20 Post No.35389059
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>>35388960
ok... well maybe it'd be nice to know exactly how many people go on here.

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Music Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:04:20 Post No. 35388854 [Report] [View this topic]

What is /r9k/ listening to?|

>pic related, Vessel by Lorn

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:05:09 Post No.35388866
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hatsuni mike

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>>35388854
Acid Rain is my favourite music video
Listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC_EZojjbsc right now
Especially "I'm Not Like The Other Girls"

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:08:30 Post No.35388922
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3wa9eee0H0

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:01:51 Post No. 35388817 [Report] [View this topic]

Who still still wears tube socks?

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me nigga. what you tryina say about tube socks nigga?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:06:54 Post No.35388897
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i wore them today and got many looks. they were christmas themed =P

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:11:19 Post No.35388984
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>>35388817
Me and i still wear tighty whities too. I find them very comfortable. You wanna fight about it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:00:59 Post No. 35388801 [Report] [View this topic]

I tried so hard and got so faaarr...

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:58:17 Post No.35389970
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IN THE END I STILL WANT TO KMS

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>>35389970
>>35388801
KEK
orhon

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:58:12 Post No. 35388749 [Report] [View this topic]

>these are the best days of your life

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:59:57 Post No.35388783
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that's true, so make the best of them.

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>>35388749
and i get to spend it here with my best friends

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:03:22 Post No.35388837
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>>35388749
>go to college
>go home
>"Dont do that! Make friends and stuff!!
>join a club
>excluded from everything
"Best years of your life"

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:58:05 Post No. 35388746 [Report] [View this topic]

I think I might finally do it, I think I might ask a girl out for the first time in my 20 years of existence. The small, shy, and really cute girl in my chem lab who has insisted on being my lab partner and sitting next to me has only ever been very nice to me and laughed at all of my jokes. She dress modestly, (not like a typical roastie) speaks very softly and has a beautiful smile.

I think im gunna make it bro's, I've never had a girl at college be nice to me like she has. I think I might ask her to go get tendies at my favorite restaurant a couple miles away. Is this a good idea? Any tips for a KV about to ask a girl out?

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:18:10 Post No.35389108
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How the fuck do people ask girls out??? Especially if you don't hang out with them regularly. Otherwise, I could see a path.

Do you just "wanna get coffee"?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:35:50 Post No.35389470
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>hehe anon, i was just pretending to like you so you would do my schoolwork.
>what i really want is chads big hard dick.

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>>35389108
>>35389470
You guys are dicks, holy fuck.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:55:39 Post No. 35388699 [Report] [View this topic]

girlfriends are just optional paid DLC in the free to play game of Life

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:08:56 Post No.35388932
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>life is pay to win

seems legit

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>f2p
>requires monthly subscription of $600

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this nigga right here dropin some knowledge on a nigga for real

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 01:54:57 Post No. 35388693 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you get a girlfriend like this character right here, Ojou her name is and she is elegant.

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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:16:18 Post No.35389072
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>>35388693
How do I obtain one like that, smarty pants?

Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:17:42 Post No.35389097
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Anonymous 2017-03-09 02:17:42 Post No.35389097 [Report]

I don't care for the Galkos. If I wanted impure girls I'd go after 3D

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>>35389097
Ojou isn't impure though, she's sophisticated.

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