I've gone without sex for 3 weeks and have now jerked off 4 times in this day
Is this normal
Help me
Pic related
I jerked off 12 times in the last 2 days
Oh no anon, three whole WEEKS!!
>>39637038
whats it like to think 3 weeks is a big deal
The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the normalscum hordes.
>no women
>no trannies
>no unvirgins
Join now at https://discord[dott]gg/kFKHdn8 to bolster the resistance
>inb4 b-but muh discord is for normies
Normies use 4chan too, does that mean everyone on 4chan is a normie? Stop trying to find excuses to whine about. Don't be a cuck, join the resistance now.
also no fags allowed,
An original bump for the resistance
>>39637018
>implying anyone wants to chat with you losers
This is why you're on r9k in the first place. We've taken over because y'all clearly are not meant to make it in this world and we don't want you to have a place to vent your thoughts and feelings because you're all literally useless lmao. Get a job Melvin
>ptosis
>can not make eye contact because of fear of people noticing
>it's still fucking noticeable even when you're not looking at anyone
>looking down with your eyes only magnifies it by 1000%
>to avoid that, have to slouch over and point my face down towards the desk when doing anything that requires me to look down
>makes face asymmetrical, rendering even the chaddest of chads into fucking monsters
IF YOU DONT HAVE PTOSIS, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
pic related isnt me
>>39636900
>tfw don't even have this my eye sockets are just different sizes and it causes one of my eyes to be more closed
Have you tried opening your eyes wider?
>>39636900
What's the underlying cause for your ptosis? Myasthenia Gravis? Horner's Syndrome?
>see average girls all the time and find them attractive
>even am interested in an average girl at work
>tell myself I don't have high standards
>tell myself my only standard is not fat
>want a virgin girlfriend because I am insecure
>finally get set up with a girl who is a 20 k.v. (i am 23 k.v.)
>she's kinda ugly but not fat
>I am ugly
>find myself not really wanting her
Hahaha hahaha fuck me in a hypocrite. I am realising I only want a gf to validate my broken male ego. And I want her to be as hot as possible. And I want her to be a virgin so she'll be mine forever, mine mine mine. Even if another man marries her later, I'll still have cum in her first and own her. Fuck, I could save pics of me coming on her and send them to her future boyfriends. The fact that that thought is even in my head, is why I will die alone. And I deserve to.
A moat of honesty. Yes youre a piece of shit like most so i guess in the end youre a decent person.
Everyone is a hypocrite to some extent.
for whatever reason i prefer flawed girls to beautiful girls. i am confident in my looks so its not a matter of insecurity, i just think having ugly features is attractive
>>39636823
>fake self-summary
if that was her real summary, she would be qt. But you JUST KNOW she wants Chad.
>21 yo NEET skinny beta male
>entire job history has been retail bullshit
>dad comes up to me
>"I know a guy who works at lockheed martin, he says security guards there get paid $20 an hour. You should just go work there!"
>lockheed martin
>hiring me
>to be a fucking security guard
>when I barely leave the house and can hardly manage to drive a car
>just give them a firm handshake and they'll hire you no problem
>this is what boomer/gen-X parents actually believe
how are people this out of touch with reality
To be fair I did body gaurding for some shady people when I was like 16 for $25 an hour plus tip. But I'm also 6'0 and 230 pounds of muscle and fat.
>>39636818
yeah then you fit that role perfectly. I'm like 5'8, barely weigh 130 lbs. My dad just keeps suggesting things which aren't a good fit at all. It's like if your dad kept pestering you to be a dainty pencil pusher or something
damn this is some good bait but i will refrain from giving away my (You)s
in the event that this isnt bait, anon your dad knows his shit, lockheed martin will get you the tightest pussy when people hear you work for the worlds greatest weapons manufacturer
if you do not accept that job at least tell you dad to help one of your friends get it
how can i make my apartment feel alien and new again? i want it to be like when i moved in
>>39636638
Wear a blindfold.
Get new furniture
>>39636638
Move your furniture around. Maybe even get rid of some of it and get new stuff. Rearranging stuff can be really good for yr mental state I feel like.
I know you're thinking about her, what's her name r9k?
I'll start
>Courtney
>Agatha
origami
>>39636659
>agatha
jeez gramps, she died 25 years ago get over it
Dia
Is alcohol the perfect robot drug? It hates you as much as you hate yourself.
>>39636602
>It hates you as much as you hate yourself.
Kek
Fuck I hate alcohol it's so gross and shitty. It's worse then dxm, at least I don't throw up and pass out on dxm. alcohol is like poisoning yourself
>>39636770
alcohol isn't all that good of a drug. But it'll do. And most importantly you can just walk into a store and buy it, you don't need to fuck around on darknets or have to know a guy who knows a guy.
I wasnt a feminist gf who's really cute when she gets upset over my antiquated values, and we'll squabble and such but always make up in the end because we're able to accept our differences.
Anyone else know this feel?
>>39636583
no
feminists are terrible
>>39636583
>tfw feminists are the only people who show interest in me
>>39636608
I'm against feminists 90% of the time, but being a feminist is mainstream for girls here, so it's hard to avoid. Knowing a few of them I've come to realize it's not really a deal breaker. As long as you stand your ground she won't cut your balls off, and if you connect on a deeper level she'll be able to accept your anti-feminist opinions as long as you're not a dick about it.
>20 years old
>About to turn 21 soon
>Don't intend to ever start drinking or smoking
Who /straightedge/?
>tfw been drinking every day aside from exam days since I was 17
Fuck I wish we had a 21 year legal age instead of 18.
>>39636556
sorry m8
i dont drink but i smoke hella weed
its the only way to deal with crushing reality without taking pharmaceuticals
>>39636556
I smoke and drink once in a blue moon to remind me how much I don't like it.
why are girls so bad at handjobs? seriously
I want a girl to make my face look like his with a handjob
>tfw parents jew cocked me
>tfw all women I get frisky with always try to jerk me off
>think they can just slide their hand up and down cock
>never think of using any lube
Dumb women
>>39636527
they aren't used to it like men are so they don't have the stamina to do it correctly
t. someone who has received handjobs from men and women
> "okay class, split into pairs"
> everyone splits off, looks around the class
> sees pic related sitting in corner all alone
> accidentally locks eyes with her
w-what do
If a girl like that is in high school all alone then that should raise SEVERAL red flags.
>>39636522
Wake up.
Oriii
if shes alone shes probably a fucking weirdo
I love you dumb sissy white boy poster
>implying there is one of us
You have much to learn :)
>>39636518
>implying there is one of us
You have much to learn :)
dumb sissy white boy
>>39636491
Awh, such a silly lil boi
What's the most painful rejection you've ever had?
Literally told me that they didn't want to talk to me after I said hi and after they reciprocated the greeting I started blabbering too quick cause I thought I had found a potential new friend but I creeped them out.
Let's just say I went home and cried and haven't tried to talk to another person of my own accord since.
Hilary duff making her Instagram private... hurts real bad
I worked up the courage to ask out my oneitis and she said yes. Then she canceled on me. Tried to make it seem like she was busy. I asked her out again and she kept beating around the bush. It became pretty clear that she had some time to think about it and realized that I'm into her and she really didn't feel the same way.
Like 10 years later I'm having the time of my life smoking weed and jacking off to anime sluts, so whatever
Could I smash off tinder?
>>39636459
I'd like to sterilize anyone who's ever used tinder.
>>39636459
DUMB
SISSY
WHlTE
BOI
go to bed falcunt