How much salt water from the ocean do I need to drink to kill myself?
Will a gallon work?
(5'6, 115 lb male)
Not sure about salt water, but if you just keep chugging normal water and dont pee you can cause your red blood cells to burst and die that way. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6261509.stm its been done before but probably gonna suck getting there
>>38338911
ahahaha you will just make yourself puke, son
>>38338973
how would one "not pee"
>work at at a small convenience store
>a small qt girl just started a week ago
>first time meeting her because we are working together
>try to flirt with her and make her laugh and it goes fine without me sperging out
fastforward 5 days
>she asks me if she can tell me why she is angry
>say that the guy she is dating is making her angry because he slept in during an exam
>
>
AND JUST LIKE THAT I'M KEKED INTO THE FRIEND ZONE
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
kys normo
no sympathy for cucks
>>38498158
why? im a KHV
>>38498123
Just be friendzoned? Who gives a fuck.
One day you'll realize the wisdom in the above two sentences.
I now completely believe that death is a comfy thing. I feel actual comfort when I think about being dead, it's just so completely worry free. No bad days, shitty feelings, whatever it is. Just peace. Anyone else feel this way?
All men die lad.
mrw I don't have a qt kgf
they all look the same
same plastic nose
same plastic chin
same everything.
Korean women seem pretty scary/mental and fake though, man, not to mention they also seem westernized to the point of being gross like western women too. To be fair I don't know enough about Korean women though, and these are broad generalizations based on surmisings from intuition.
life sucks... oh well.
Discuss ERP
>>>/trash/
There you go.
Orig
when did you realize joji was cute af
>>38498024
Makes fun music with chinks too.
https://youtu.be/m9l3_6yNjrs
Hafu's should just stick with Asians. We look too weird to fit in elsewhere, no matter how perfect and eloquent our verbal abilities are.
>>38498024
newest filthy frank was shit. his channel is now basically "pink guy: the musical"
>trying to find a full time job above that pays above minimum wage as a college dropout
>>38338720
"Champ, it's all about persistence -- and persistence pays off. I'm taking you to look for a job, and we won't take no for an answer until someone hires you on the spot. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you're the right man for the job. Now go out there and get 'em, Champ."
>>38338720
I feel you man. I don't wanna go back to sales
>>38338720
Truck driving
Labouring
Machine driving
Front/Back End loaders
Excavators
Bobcats etc
What's your relationship with your mother like?
Do you banter together?
damn. i wish i could call my mommy a cunt
>>38498008
i /banterous/ here
>>38498008
My mum and I have the best bants when we're walking the dog together. She also talks a lot of shit about my dads side of the family
Last one turned into a talk about 7zip or something, judge my shitty cluttered desktop and ill judge yours.
>Fnatic
dunno what to tell ya man, i've got a slideshow cycling through my /b/ folder on dual monitors, no icons, and floating taskbars on autohide
>buy large sample of uranium ore online. make sure geiger counter readings are dangerous
>place under bed or near wherever you sleep
>continue life as normal, pretending it isn't there, telling no one
>eventually, cancer diagnosis
>dump uranium ore in the woods
>die
easiest way out. not quick, maybe painful towards the end, but easy
try to at least enjoy some of the sympathy from family/friends after the diagnosis, and take advantage of a life insurance policy to be paid out to someone you care about
>>38498004
Where do you get uranium
>>38498004
Cancer is a terrible way to die. No way. Not trying that shit at all.
>>38498146
are you serious? you don't even notice it.
>order nuggies at mcd's
>throw away receipt
>dont remember order number
>realize i wont know which order is mine
>sift through their trash can to find it before i realize i look stupid
>panic and run out the door
someone else MUST have done this before
Retard you fucking wasted your money what the fuck
>>38338633
>>38338800
this thread has good dubs
>>38338858
That retard has wasted his fucking money can you believe that
I've got this lump in the foreskin of my penis and I'm kind of nervous. It's been there a few weeks, and I actually thought it went away until recently. It's pretty noticable, and again it's actually *in* the foreskin, not attached to the shaft or anything. It gets hard when I do, otherwise it's pretty soft. Do you guys think I'm okay?
get a check up anon. this sounds bad
>>38497984
Snip snip goy
>>38498000
I will. I'm not gonna lie, I'm pretty scared.
>tfw tall, hairy, deep-voiced guy but secretly want to crossplay
>Get prescribed antibiotics >Take half and stop when I feel better
Take all of it anon, it's good for you
>taking jewbiotics
Your just taking Jewish nano bots
>>38497968
>not taking any and all antibiotics to create drug-resistant superbacteria to wipe out the normalfags
You are but an apprentice in the dark arts.
>read x reader fan fiction again
Make it stop