I fell asleep with the person I have a crush on
they're still sleeping.
how can i be androgynous/femboi if i have religious parents? they wont even let me shave my face
>be 8/10 chad confirmed by soc
You lying fuck that's not you. Somone this attractive wouldn't even be posting on /r9k/ he would be swimming in pussy as we speak.
Literally wake up to a goddess giving him a blowjob while two girls make him his coffee and scramby eggs.
your pic look like this
What were the goth/emo kids like at your school anons?
did you ever have a chance with a qt goth girl?
>had a crush on a qt pale black haired goth girl with perfect boobs
>nothing ever happened
The goths at my school were fucking psychotic
>the goth girl who stripped in class to a boy she likes
>she proceeded to empty a fire extinguisher on him when he rejected her
>the goth lads who set a guy on fire because he slept with one of the goth girls who they all crushed on
>the fucking goth kid who got his own truck and decided to run a rugby player over with it
>the group that got expelled becasuse they set a fucking computer lab on fire and locked a kid in for apparently "stealing" one of their friends away
ITT: normies getting BTFO
Post Wikipedia articles, news stories or other sources where normies die or are maimed and laugh:
Didn't really help that he had cassette tapes full of delusional rantings, didn't report it right away, and gave a coup de grace to a small teenage girl. It's not like his home was being invaded by hulking Niggers with guns.
I'm pro-Castle Law but this guy went too far. Once the threat is neutralized, stop shooting.
>he wears a hoody and jeans in the summer
ITT we rate each other's desktops
Wallpaper is a gif. It's raining.
Aesthetics meme and you have icons on your desktop.
I'm home alone for a week and craving coke because I used to do it when my parents went away. Now I try to stay loyal but it's really hard, help me. r9k, the craving is strong
If you quit coke you will be able to enjoy scenes and everyday pleasures like nice views.
why is lil uzi so cute?
How do I guarantee morning sex?
Why do you people come to a board full of virgins and ask questions like this? I'm a fucking normie too but damn at least I PRETEND to be a robot. Maybe you're a former robot-turned normie and you're excited about your new life so you want to show it off to everyone?
Did he learn his lesson?
how does one stop being a khv?
>you're walking down the road
>and this chick looks at you and smile
Be honest guys, what you will do?
Help me. I've fallen in love with a dead man.
Who will get them
Make this get count robots