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>>37727480
did you get reapd irl by him

What did they do to you?

oregano

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>>37727497
Cheated on me.

It's been four years, Jakob, but I still hold a grudge. You're mistaken if you think we can ever be friends again. Stay away from me forever.

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Feels pretty bad, mang. Especially since my oneitis hates my guts.

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>>37728108
What do you mean anon? Did you do something wrong?

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I know that feeling, OP. Fucking sucks.

Just jack off to hentai and you'll be asexual in no time my friendo

I never gave a fuck about sex, I always wanted just to kiss, cuddle and lie in bed with someone

>>37727399
Unironically and unoriginally this
It's kinda nice desu

femanon here
everything is said

>>37727321
source please on the orignal rapbit.

>being romantic is evil! liking people is bad!

I want this generation to be over

Lol put me in the screencap
Reddit sux
Lolololol

Spirituality is hard tho.

The voice in your head tells you you're wasting your time no matter how many results you see with your own eyes.

And a lot of emotional shit surfaces that you don't want to deal with.

Halp

>>37727261
Keep at it and life will prove for you, time and time again, what's right and what's wrong. Besides, you can feel the truth already, if you sit still and listen. Do some meditations, any type will do. Go to the nature, listen to positive music, wear vibrant clothes, don't eat corpses. Keep at it and you will change something in a way that will always suprise you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKncH1M1hU0
this is a good beginner meditation.

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I-I'm apart of this one.
http://discord.orbitchan.org/

>>37727413
>pretending to be a woman
>can't speak English properly
Fuck off

I would strongly suggest not joining or participating in that discord server. Consider this a friendly tip from someone that shouldn't offer it.

>>37727090
How did this happen anon? Did you ever try to stop your habbit of isolation once you realized the path you were on?

>>37727090
Wanting to change or wanting something more is the first step to change. What are your options? Do your country have any affordable options? What would you have to do to get where you want? Make a list. See if that list could have alternative options

>>37727090
Why lol? Just go outside faggot

>>37727026
Yes, but the jews over charge for smokes and it makes you smell like a forest fire. But if youre like me and don't care about that or the cancer then its great to pass the time

No. It's a disgusting habit. Smokers fucking annoy me and stink like crap.

>>37727026
Yea, but not A class ones. I'll stick with rolling tobacco and papers.
It makes me not think of my life for 10-15 minutes, witch is good.

somehow I think it would make a good juxtaposition of a character like yourself observing some tragic hero in a book/movie/etc

but I this realized that's literally the definition of an narrator.

why don't you become morgan freedman, op?

>>37727018
>60 more years
You gotta be 18 or older to post here

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You can do it anon, I believe in you! After all, you only have to be courageous for a brief moment! Then it's all over!

>>37727001
Should I know this cat?

Oh yeah we used to be dorm mates in tradeschool. He was a pretty cool cat (XDDDDDDD) when i was around. Would always ask for cheeze burgr and what not.good times.

Biblically?

yes. if you've been around for a while and you still remember how it used to be, there's nothing for you here. go to the other imageboards

>>37726975
i said it before and ill say it again robot has to be deleted, wait a year or two and revive it again

other than that it serves no purpose at the moment

what other imageboards are there for people like us?

The only threads of quality on /r9k/ are latina and THICC threads.

Because my wife and I arent degenerate

>>37726973
What do you mean with degenerate?

Because I'm not a couple
Because I'm not pushing 40
Because I'm happy being clean
Because I want to cuddle with somebody familiar, not have degenerate sex with random people

>>37726946
meeeeeeeeee. makes me wanna kms even more

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me
>didnt want birthday party
>tell mother i can not like them
>she starts going off at me about not having responsibilities and asking what more do i want from her
>run away to my room
>next day 20+ people appear, though none are actual friends, not that I dislike them

i ask of you what have i done to deserve this? 22 yo btw

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>>37727030
i dont get why mothers do shit like this. if you dont want a birthday party then she shouldn't for you into one. my mother wants me to take her couch when i move out. i keep telling her i don't want to have to rent a U-Haul to move a fucking couch and can get by perfectly fine sitting on the floor or a folding chair. she then proceeds to blow a gasket and rant on and on for 10 minutes about how i'm not grateful. NO YOU STUPID CUNT I JUST DON'T WANT TO BOTHER MOVING A FUCKING HUGE ASS COUCH!!

dont hold smoke in, any smoke, unless you plan on ripping your lungs
you fucking autist
it also has zero benefits
you
fucking
autist

Weed is a lot different than weed from the 70's hippy era. As a regular smoker you'll have to build up a tolerance to reach that level where you're relaxed on it. If your tolerance is too low you'll have those near-insanity highs

>>37726967
i usually hold a bong hit in for like 3 to 5 seconds and i remember one time me and a friend smokes hash and 5 bags of weed through a bong. we were walking near a road and i even had to sit because i was so stoned. ive heard you should smoke only a little for a nice chill effect?

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I want one of those too

>>37726825
Used to have one. Miss laying my head on her legs. So soft and squishy.

Want want want
Someone dump their collection