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>>36100084
3 years a neet nigga. I could've mastered a new language with that time. The only thing I've mastered is the art of self deprecation.

Just have a goal, man.

Mine is to get into law school with a full ride so I'm studying for the LSAT like every two days.

>>36100613
It's easier to fantasize about the end goal than actually working towards it.

Anon, you're not crazy, you're just a walk-in soul! Basically, the old inhabitant of your body left, possible due to desperation or a near-death experience, and you -the REAL you- took the wheel. It's a perfectly natural supernatural phenomenon.

>>36100240
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk-in

>>36100066
My only moments of happiness are the extremely brief moments of lucidity when I sleep and first wake up, but it never lasts outside of that point.

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You're not even trying with the bait.

>>36100162

you are right

I know what to do but I can't put in the effort because I'm too lazy

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>>36100038
>tfw scrolling through countless okcupid profiles looking for women with big tits
>mfw chestlets message me after visiting their profile thinking i want to talk to them

The power to be utterly forgettable

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I regularly think about what I would do if i was invisible...

Then i realised I already am.

The power to die in my sleep

guys only please

90% sure you're the next Elliot.

>>36099959
this guy is literally chad

>>36099939
have conversations with different people Anon

I know this feel as well. Fucking normies think they are the more pure and blameless people but in reality they're just as cruel, rude, and inconsiderate as other people. It's always the normies talking in the library, it's always them that walks to block the whole pathway.

At least robots/autismos have the decency and mental capacity to think of other people

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I feel you too man

>>36099939
Then they don't want to talk to you, it's plain and simple. Just end the conversation when they do that.

>>36099842
>that kid who sucked his toes in class and assembly and killed himself and his dog a year later

>that kid who always got in trouble for writing profanity on the walls
>that kid who people talked to only because they didn't want me to shoot up the school

>>36099842

>that kid who did an out of nowhere speech about how we should all follow Jesus or we'll burn in hell and got in trouble for not respecting religious differences
>that kid who showed hentai in his class presentation on anime and tried to convince us it was genuine art
>that kid who shit in a garbage can because all the stalls were full

OP here, Semester has been a real struggle here. I took by far the hardest econometrics professor available so it's been kicking my ass, but if I do well on the final I can pull a B at least a C+ regardless. Socially things have been ok but I toxified the group I had hung out with the whole year so I've been taking a hiatus from them to study more.

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>>36099775
Studying abroad in Guatemala this summer, lined up an internship in the fall, and will hopefully graduate a 3.98 GPA.

Things seems to be going well, robots.

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i dropped out of college before my final coursework, which alienated everyone who expected anything great from me and has left me with no qualifications
am i missing out by not going to uni?

>>36099740
Thats the dirtiest asshole ive ever seen

*fap fap fap*

>>36099740
what the fuck are those pellets?

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I was going to fap tonight. But no more.

>>36099706
We all may die in a nuclear holocaust within the next 5 years

This is good news to me, some might find it weird, but I'm moving to knoxville to be closer to my only friend.

>>36099731
Not me, I'll die sooner.

That's impossible. How can you see me...

*takes off mask*

...when you can't even see yourself?

It's time...for the truth to come out...kid...

>>36099684
>B-b-but I don't stutter

>>36099861
maaaan i just wanna be in a place where everyone has super narcissistic and violent urges against society but doesn't pin the blame on the lowest hanging fruit

Going "girls stink" is low brow even for a 6 year old

If sex is that important fix yourself and have it and kill yourself

I wish there was a place where people with the same personality and willpower as hitler went to shitpost

>>36099598
literally doesn't matter if I can't talk to girls let alone get them in my bed

>tfw when cumlet
>semen always drips instead of shooting
>will never give a girl a facial

>>36099628
Jerk off less and edge more for huge cummies

at least you have us robot

>>36099530
Thats what the internet is for

>>36099570
>>36099573
Not the same desu. I wish I had a real person there to talk to, who knows my name and likes me, not my anonymous posts.

>>36099501
oh shit dude you're gonna die soon. RIP OP

unless you're hiccuping for over a month you're fine you fucking faggot

>>36099501
Nah. Hiccups are just your diaphram spazzing out. You'll be fine, anon. They should go away. Just don't drink fast

>>36099476
>"Should be good, I just printed it this morning!"
that's genuinely funny though

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>someone dies doing something stupid like driving drunk or trying to do a stupid stunt
>"Lol, what an idiot. Someone give this retard a Darwin Award XDDDDD"

>someone dies attempting to climb Mount Everest, which is equally stupid and pointless
>"OMG, what a tragedy! :*******("

Shit, am I one of those customers?
>cashier counts my change
>sometimes say "i trust you"