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[greentext]tfw when no gf[/greentext]

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I just want to forget what I can never forgive.

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>hand me the controller sis

wat do

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Really really bored...

What do you suggest me to do??

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>tfw haven't had sex since two Christmas's ago in the parking lot of a Tim Hortons

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>dad tells me there's hope for me to lose my virginity
>"how?"
>"I saw this website on the internet with women looking for young men in our city"
>"T-thanks dad"

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I've finally done it. I have a girlfriend now. And a job. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll miss you all. I love all of you.

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>be mostly skinny, have a slight potbelly
>have tried to lose it multiple times over the course of the last year
>each time I start, i convince myself that it's not that bad and go back to eating normal
>wear baggy clothes to hide being skinnyfat

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Any other robots have ocd? If so we should be friends.

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>tfw no self-stimulating autism spectrum gf

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>OMG Stacey, you and anon would look sooo cute together xD
>ewww no
Why do they do this?

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>going to fuck my usual hooker today
>fap to some doujin so i can last longer and not waste money
>after the fap, lose all interest in having intimate contact with a woman
>call her up and cancel, use the money to get Chinese food instead
why does this always happen

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Thoughts on femdom?
Is it healthy?
What percentage of women would you say are into it?
I want to have a chick dominate me as long as there's no butt stuff to be quite honest with all of you, family.

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How to disrupt a neighbours party. Normies in the house opposite me are having a loud party. There's not many of them but they insist on staying outside. The cunt who owns the house constantly has parties like this.How can i fuck with them. Nothing too serious, i don't want any fatalities

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I think giving foreign aid to some nations might be counterproductive. Instead of helping those in need, people will actually suffer more by giving foreign aid. Most of the time, people suffering from hunger are those living in a very corrupt government. Which is why most of the aid goes to the corrupt leaders. When a corrupt leaders gets foreign aid from other countries, they often stay in power longer by getting money to reward their essential backers or by bribing high ranking military officials to fend off any dissent. This in turn makes the people living in those country more miserable by making corrupt leaders stay in office longer.