I just ordered Chinese food, what's /r9k/ doing
I thought I'd have the house all for myself, but no. Normie step sister had to break up with her beta bf and move back in. This day sucks. I wanna smoke weed and get drunk and scream like I always do when I'm alone.
How do I calm down when I get really really angry?
[greentext]tfw when no gf[/greentext]
I just want to forget what I can never forgive.
>hand me the controller sis
Really really bored...
What do you suggest me to do??
>tfw haven't had sex since two Christmas's ago in the parking lot of a Tim Hortons
Don't fuck me until i get a double double, ehh
>dad tells me there's hope for me to lose my virginity
>"I saw this website on the internet with women looking for young men in our city"
I've finally done it. I have a girlfriend now. And a job. I don't need you guys anymore. I'll miss you all. I love all of you.
>be mostly skinny, have a slight potbelly
>have tried to lose it multiple times over the course of the last year
>each time I start, i convince myself that it's not that bad and go back to eating normal
>wear baggy clothes to hide being skinnyfat
Any other robots have ocd? If so we should be friends.
>tfw no self-stimulating autism spectrum gf
I have one. You need to be really patient and really understanding, and maybe even autistic yourself. You need to stimulate her more than she stuns herself.
With a good dick it's not that hard.
>OMG Stacey, you and anon would look sooo cute together xD
Why do they do this?
>tfw a Stacey said that to oneitis and it actually worked
From kindergarden-10th grade whenever id bump into a girl in the hall way they would scream
It stopped when I threatened to kill one of them with graphic details and brought them to tears.
>tfw always was creepy autist everyone was afraid was going to shoot up the school
>going to fuck my usual hooker today
>fap to some doujin so i can last longer and not waste money
>after the fap, lose all interest in having intimate contact with a woman
>call her up and cancel, use the money to get Chinese food instead
why does this always happen
Thoughts on femdom?
Is it healthy?
What percentage of women would you say are into it?
I want to have a chick dominate me as long as there's no butt stuff to be quite honest with all of you, family.