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>lie down in bed trying to sleep
>think about all the huge mistakes I made in my life
>curl up and whisper "I want to fucking die" over and over again

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Hey guys,

I made an android app and put it on the play store.

Could you help me out by trying it out and tell me what you think? I'd really appreciate it. I don't really have anyone I can ask personally.

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>Be naturally smart
>don't really try to hard in high school
>still get a 3.9 gpa
>get a couple scholarship offers that would allow me to go to a uni for almost nothing
>don't really care about getting a nice job so I turn it down
>currently living at my parents house
Who here /apathetic/

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What is your biggest obstacle to having a romantic relationship with someone you truly want?

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Stop worshipping/orbiting women.

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You see this guy? He had a girlfriend, and he was a brony. How does it feel to know that people on /mlp/ have a more active sex life than you?

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What do robots think about this video ?
Particularly interested in what non-english robots think and also views on the roasties and police
https://youtu.be/C3xxrEcLYZQ

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I love you twink anon, I'm going to marry you, you know who I'm talking about

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Dropping out of college. I never liked it. The only good thing about college is that I lost my virginity in freshman year. Aside from that, I fuckin hate everything about it. I hate mindlessly going to classes, doing shit assignments that don't mean shit. I fell into a meme major (English) because I couldn't handle the actual hard classes like business, math and science classes. Have no plans for a career, haven't had a gf in a year, no friends, but fuck it. I think about life too much instead of actually living it. Honestly, I don't even care about having a six figure 9-5 desk job that'll crush my soul and make me hate my life. I just want to get laid, get paid, and have a cute, comfy girlfriend. It really sucks that society uses fear to manipulate kids into going to college

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Anon, you need to be able to look at people in the eyes when talking to them. Practice with me

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please post gondola
i want to be comfy

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>Tfw no gf to bend over my knee and give a sound, well deserved spanking
>tfw no gf to cuddle after her spanking while she sobs, telling her I love her and that I only spank her for her own good
>tfw no gf to give a good dicking after a spanking to take the pain away


Feels pretty bad man

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Is this worth killing myself over? I'm too weak to decide, please be honest.

So that's my younger brother in the pic beating the shit out of me in a recorded play fight. He's 11 years old, 70lbs and about a foot shorter than me. I'm 18 years old, 6'1 and 120lbs. The pic doesn't really show this well except for his leg muscles in pic, but he's strong for his size, got an 8 pack, more muscular than me, does gymnastics etc. This leads to him taunting and bullying me often, who is the opposite of him; i.e. an unfit dumbass.

It's not only that, but he's smarter than me too. Gets straight A's and is thinking of taking the Mensa test while I probably am not going to even go to University (college for mericans).

He's better looking than me as well. He's had countless girlfriends while I've never even kissed a girl before. I've found 2 used condoms in his room before, at 11 I was just playing dungeons and dragons all day.

Our parents love him more, you can tell they think of him as the successful son. And most importantly I'm just known as his bitch. For example, last week he pinned me down and spat on my face. He told me not to wipe it off until he said so which happened to be the next morning.

There's literally not one thing I'm better at. I guess I'm asking this for an ego boost, maybe for one of you to somehow persway (I'm so stupid I thought persway was a word until it corrected me) me that I'm better at something, anything but I doubt I am. Is suicide my best option here?

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>tfw you will never be a cool punk from the 1970's

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i need movies that is about the blackpill philosophy.

please suggest