I've never talked to this girl before but I remember her from high school before I graduated (she's a senior now) so I messaged her
She's already calling me daddy and sent me nudes after just 2 days of talking to her
It's literally that easy, you just gotta bee yourself
A .45 bullet to the head at point blank is impossible to survive, right? Like, 0.00001% chance that I'll live? I don't wanna turn myself into a veggie that's shitting himself all day.
If you shoot yourself in the front of the head there's a very, very, *very* narrow chance it'll miss both hemispheres of your brain and pop out the back of your head. But realistically, if you shoot yourself anywhere in the brain you're going to die instantly.
Probably. Just dont do it with someone elses gun otherwise you will just ruin it. Brain guns end up pitted and rusted to hell inside police evidence bags and the grey matter blowback into the barrel ruins it.
>lie down in bed trying to sleep
>think about all the huge mistakes I made in my life
>curl up and whisper "I want to fucking die" over and over again
I made an android app and put it on the play store.
Could you help me out by trying it out and tell me what you think? I'd really appreciate it. I don't really have anyone I can ask personally.
Fuck. I forgot to put the name on the first post, im so sorry.
It's called "AimlessEats" on the google play store.
>Be naturally smart
>don't really try to hard in high school
>still get a 3.9 gpa
>get a couple scholarship offers that would allow me to go to a uni for almost nothing
>don't really care about getting a nice job so I turn it down
>currently living at my parents house
Who here /apathetic/
>tfw made 33 on ACT but graduated with 2.8
>currently shitting up college, failed 2 classes this semester
I don't have the drive to do anything with my life except browse the internet and shitpost all day
What is your biggest obstacle to having a romantic relationship with someone you truly want?
Stop worshipping/orbiting women.
Never how else will I get her to marry me
Can I still worship Space-Jin's hime?
You see this guy? He had a girlfriend, and he was a brony. How does it feel to know that people on /mlp/ have a more active sex life than you?
What do robots think about this video ?
Particularly interested in what non-english robots think and also views on the roasties and police
sorry m8 couldn't watch that shit for more than 1 minute
you bongs are so fucking deformed looking because of your shit diets and lifestyles. accent is also disgusting
a pussy who is thrilled to have this "power" over the pedo.
if he was really that mad about it then would just gun the fucker down and go his way, all he is doing is using the opportunity to feel strong and cowers behind the cops when he feels threatened.
I love you twink anon, I'm going to marry you, you know who I'm talking about
Dropping out of college. I never liked it. The only good thing about college is that I lost my virginity in freshman year. Aside from that, I fuckin hate everything about it. I hate mindlessly going to classes, doing shit assignments that don't mean shit. I fell into a meme major (English) because I couldn't handle the actual hard classes like business, math and science classes. Have no plans for a career, haven't had a gf in a year, no friends, but fuck it. I think about life too much instead of actually living it. Honestly, I don't even care about having a six figure 9-5 desk job that'll crush my soul and make me hate my life. I just want to get laid, get paid, and have a cute, comfy girlfriend. It really sucks that society uses fear to manipulate kids into going to college
Anon, you need to be able to look at people in the eyes when talking to them. Practice with me
please post gondola
i want to be comfy
This comfy feel
>Tfw no gf to bend over my knee and give a sound, well deserved spanking
>tfw no gf to cuddle after her spanking while she sobs, telling her I love her and that I only spank her for her own good
>tfw no gf to give a good dicking after a spanking to take the pain away
Feels pretty bad man
>tfw no mommydom GF to give me spankings and gently love me afterwards
Is this worth killing myself over? I'm too weak to decide, please be honest.
So that's my younger brother in the pic beating the shit out of me in a recorded play fight. He's 11 years old, 70lbs and about a foot shorter than me. I'm 18 years old, 6'1 and 120lbs. The pic doesn't really show this well except for his leg muscles in pic, but he's strong for his size, got an 8 pack, more muscular than me, does gymnastics etc. This leads to him taunting and bullying me often, who is the opposite of him; i.e. an unfit dumbass.
It's not only that, but he's smarter than me too. Gets straight A's and is thinking of taking the Mensa test while I probably am not going to even go to University (college for mericans).
He's better looking than me as well. He's had countless girlfriends while I've never even kissed a girl before. I've found 2 used condoms in his room before, at 11 I was just playing dungeons and dragons all day.
Our parents love him more, you can tell they think of him as the successful son. And most importantly I'm just known as his bitch. For example, last week he pinned me down and spat on my face. He told me not to wipe it off until he said so which happened to be the next morning.
There's literally not one thing I'm better at. I guess I'm asking this for an ego boost, maybe for one of you to somehow persway (I'm so stupid I thought persway was a word until it corrected me) me that I'm better at something, anything but I doubt I am. Is suicide my best option here?