Stop visiting /r9k/, this place isn't good for you.
Between all the baiting, trolling and self-loathing the only thing this place is doing is helping you cultivate your insecurities.
Go do something productive with your life.
i fucking hate being australian, time zone does not line up with the rest of the world (the part that actually matters) and now that it's nearly midnight and i'm shit faced and want to spill my guts to some fellow robots it's like fucking day time for them
I'd like to get your take on the classic proverb "can't turn a ho into a housewife"
>Imagine you net yourself a legit 9-10 /10, has plenty of mutual interests and will be completely faithful and treat you well...... at first.
>The catch is that she has fucked over 50 men, easily, if not more than 100. If you can't fuck her better than they did, she will start being a passive bitch toward you slowly until the breaking point where she cheats.
>How will you ever accomplish the task of being the best lay she's had, knowing that your dick is nowhere near the biggest she has fucked and that you're nowhere near as talented at fucking as some of those other men?
Any robot who can answer this riddle will be hero of all
its not about the sex. that's just degenerate commercialism. you need to be a fucking man that she looks up to. basically her new "daddy", but not in an RP way. do you remember when you were 10 and some 17 year old guy did something cool and you were in awe and all that, that's how women want to see their man.
Once you've had a variety of dick you'll get bored of locking one down eventually.
She will cheat. It's a guarantee. It's only a question of when.
She cheated on her daddy in the past and she'll cheat on her daddy in the future.
A whore is a whore.
Honest question anons. What constitutes a premature ejaculation? What's average? How long do you anons last?
i just stayed up all night playing video games for 4 nights in a row. lol ask me anything
>yes i do not have girlfriend
>i was playing mostly counter strike go and warframe
>no i did not ditch my job
So, we're working together on this project anon.
I hope you know what you're doing because I'm completely lost *tee hee*
Oh, are you looking at my top? Do you like it?
I just got it the other, day. I think it really brings out my best features
Hold on, I'm getting a text from my boyfriend, I'll be right back
>gets up and walks out of the room
>So, we're working together on this project anon.
It better be a milk related project
>lol anon not all women are like that
STOP THIS all women are whores in some way or another and all they want is simp men that can provide and white knight for them. All women will fuck you over in some way
This desu, if you not secured a gf when you were a teenager you probably will be a cuck forever, all women are used goods after 15yo.
Just found out I can't have children yesterday. It's pretty depressing and has me questioning why I should even live
Is there any meaning in life if you can't even pass on your genes
If you couldn't have them yesterday, can't you have them tomorrow?
Hello guys (:
New fembot here from reddit!
I've a small suggestion for this subchan. Since it's so difficult to navigate can we make it a bit more intuitive?
I am sorry if I posted this in the wrong place like I said I'm new. Much love everyone <3
Hello guys (:
Old robot here from YTMND!
I've a small suggestion for this fad machine. Since it's so hateful, can we make it a bit less jarring by not posting the hate symbols?
I am sorry if I posted this in the wrong place like I said I'm old. Much love everyone <3
Bad bait is bad, come back with something better
Tell me how pathetic your life is.
>work at walmart overnight for the past 11 years
>no dreams or career goals
>stream LoL for 6 hours
>repeat until death
At least my life insurance payout will give the few people who treated me with a little bit of respect a nice payday.
>work graveyard for 4 years
>time and space is meaningless
>friendships and relationships confuse me
>no education, can't drive, don't want a cell phone
>never leave the house
>being alive confuses me
so I just had a close encounter with a giraffe at a park for the first time in my life
what the fuck? How did this animal even came to existence?
So, I have to ask you guys a question. How do you feel about female on male pedophilia?
Do you stand against it like you would male on female pedophilia? Or do you actually don't care?
Do you wish that it was more encouraged and that a female came after you when you were younger?
Just honestly curious. I know some people see it as no worse from an older male preying on pre-pubescent females, but I know that it doesn't seem to be particularly frowned upon in society.
It's wrong for the same reasons. That being said, when I was in my early teens, it was my fantasy to fuck an older woman, like 30s-40s, so for me personally I don't know if I wished it were encouraged, but I wish I'd be luckier.
I don't see pedophilia as something inherently wrong, but because of the harmful effects it can potentially have it usually is. My idea was to have the gov't develop a licence of consent, which would allow people at whatever age to be able to consent if they were able to pass tests of psychological maturity - i.e drinking, credit cards, sex.
That said, I don't think many 10 yr olds would be able to pass the test, but if they could, more power to them.
People whine about double standards but there's nothing fundamentally wrong with it so long as you ensure that a minor is not legally responsible for any consequences of sex (ie, a woman who falls pregnant from sex with a minor should not expect child support payments).
ITT: Shit that gets your blood boiling at work
Ill start co-worker calling in cause they are too hung over so im stuck here from open to close.
Guy I work with will call in sick because he wakes up with a headache. Pop some pills and get into work, faggot. Then the next day he'll tell me about all the video games he played or the stuff he went in did while he was supposed to be at work.
>enter your room
What do in this situacion?
>25 year old uni student
>find a pair of mummy's thongs
>slip into one cause they look comfy
>fast forward 2 days
>at summer wageslave job working manual labor
>bending over to work on somethings
>boss walks by
>"nice underwear faggot"
>feel like shit and embarrassed
what do i do?? I dont think i can go back there