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>tfw gf is making me drive her and her (guy) friend to the store so they can buy groceries and cook together
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What a cunt. break up with her, anon.
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Leave her.
Your mother did not raise a cuck, did she?
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Why are u driving them homie are u a taxi driver / robot machine

Why the fuck would you want a wife so badly, /r9k/?

>have to wagecuck in order to save money for mortgage, son's college tuition, and insurance
>barely get any sleep because my wife would always tell me to get something from the store while I have to finish a project.
>since I am the man of the house, I have developed atychiphobia and constantly worry if my family would be homeless and starve to death
>sex is not fun anymore and my wife always complains that "we don't spend too much time together."
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>>38671350
>meanwhile jamal is fucking your wife on the side
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>marriage
You have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>38671350
>having kids in the first place

your fault entirely

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What's your inspiration to become a better person in general(getting fit, becoming smarter,etc) /r9k/? For me it's Kaiji from Kaiji Ultimate Survivor. WE CAN BECOME BETTER PEOPLE IF WE TRY
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Good taste anon.

For me it's one punch man.
With determination and hardwork you can achieve things way better than those who already have had a boost in life (rich family, good upbringing) and you can be way better than they'll ever be.
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>>38671587
>WE CAN BECOME BETTER PEOPLE IF WE TRY
It's been like 30 years, Kaiji tries his hardest to do well but he ALWAYS fucks it up and still fucks up
Most of that Mangaka's protags are just huge fuckups except for Akagi and even Akagi is an autist
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>>38671344
Johnny Joestar
Went from being a shitty person to a slightly less shittier person

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What do you think of this girI?
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>>38671335
>big crooked nose
>bony leg
Barely a 2.5/10
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>>38671335
Looks decent. Why is that you?
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My first impression is that she's a dishonest person who is too focused on looks because she wears a lot of makeup.

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*Tries to get eye contact from you*
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*fart in my hand and throw the fart over to her*
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>smile at her
>get a look of disgust as the friend she was referring to walks past me
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>>38671315
>is blind

What now

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>"dude just talk to random people bro. You gotta practice your social skills somehow."
>go to cd store
>see qt girl
>ask about the cds she's getting
>chad comes out of nowhere (literally nowhere I didn't see him before)
>"Is this guy bothering you? I can get rid of him."
>"S-sorry I was just-"
>"Do I have to kick your ass? Go on, get out of here."
>leave store
>look back and see them talking and smiling at each other

I'm not allowed to talk to people at the following places: bars, clubs, restaurants, the park, the movie theater, the book store, and now the cd store. Either I get insulted in my face, or they outright ignore me, or I get threatened with violence. Where the hell am I supposed to practice my social skills?
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>>38671286
>Just talk to random people
Fucking kek whoever gave you that advice just trolled the fuck out of you or they gave you a caveat that you didn't fucking follow and subsequently got embarrassed
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>>38671286
They purposely never respond to these threads when you actually take their advice and it fails miserably. This why you don't listen to normalfags. They give really horrible advice that know doesn't work. It seems like they purposely give you shit advice to make your life worse and lead you closer to suicide. I believe that is their end goal.
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>>38671286
Im a failed normie, we can talk on discord if you want, I usually just lurk though.

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Stop having casuaI sex.
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Start having casual sex
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>>38671208
I'll live as I please you bald bitch.
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>>38671208
damn he's qt, what's his name op?

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Why don't you have a full head of a hair anon

it's 2017
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>Dead hair follicles cannot be restored
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>tfw scalp is red all the time.

How do I fix this? How do I fix shitty skin in general? I'm okay with shaving my head, but I can't do it in the condition I'm in now.
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>>38671653
tgel my dude

For shitty skin in general I do this before bed every other day

>rinse and dry face and neck at sink
>splash some alcohol free skin toner on face and neck
>wait a minute or three for it to dry, then start applying revitalift on face and neck
>leave it on and go to fucking bed

Works super duper well speaking as someone who was assumed to be 40 3 times in one week.

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And why did I learn this so late?
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>>38671205
Would you get with an ugly fat girl just because she was nice?
I mean are you really surprised people only fuck each other based on looks, when you try to do it yourself?
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>>38671266
You're right. I don't know how I fell for the personnality meme when I was younger.
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>>38671205
Women care about genetics such as height just like men care about weight. The difference is women care about things that cannot be changed while men care about something women easily have control of.

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its 01:08 in the morning and its my 19th birthday.
>ill get two birthday wishes on my facebook from my mum and brother and thats it
>ill be a pathetic embarrassment sharing my birthday with the two people i know, my mum and brother
>they'll get me a cake and let me have one beer
>feel ive let down mum for being such a pathetic excuse for a son with no life
>ill go to bed at 10pm and cry myself to sleep

fuck my life
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Habby Birthday anon, anyway, i hope that you find something you love, and start doing something cool with your life. -A
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4 days after my 19th I left for BMT, that was like half a year ago. Tech school sucks ass but at least my parents say theyre proud of me
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that 2 is better than none. call me when no one in person has wished you a happy birthday in about 20 years, and you are just an empty shell of a person, and what you have now OP , you remember as the 'good times'

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Can rich people be robots? Discuss rich people.
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>>38671128
is that a black vampire behind her?
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Look at how many vomit-inducingly ugly Jews there are in Hollywood; then remember because they are rich, the hottest women in the country will let them piss in their mouths for a leading role. Money = power.
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>>38671390
what is this vampiro

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Glass of whiskey, a few cans of beer and 2mg of xanax. It feels so fucking wonderful WOOOOh
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>>38671123
go away degenerate druggie
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>>38671123
But how do yohvlive without the weed part? Weed comes first everything else is just a luxury
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>>38671177
Stop being stupid anon

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Hypothetically, if you had a gf and she cheated on you, could you forgive her?
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I would just cut contact on the spot, never looking back, never thinking of it again.
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>>38671114
It depends. In this case, I'd forgive her, but I'd tell her that I am not interested in a relationship with her. I'd remain friends with her, good friends even, but considering my tripcode, I wouldn't have even been having sex with her, and the fact that she turned around and had sex with someone else would basically tell me that she didn't care enough about our relationship for me to commit my life to it. And I'd explain that to her.

Any other scenario, really, I'd cut ties. I'm a good person, but I've cut plenty of ties, I have no qualms doing so.
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>>38671159
This is the way to do it
No words, no actions, just vanish instantly from their lives and leave them to be the lonely worthless fuck they are

I'm going to a normie party this weekend where I only know a couple people there

Any advice robots?
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Your friends will introduce you to new people, if not, force yourself to talk to someone
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>>38671276
>force yourself to talk to someone
Welcome to hell OP.
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>>38671108
Know that normie parties are a meme and that no one really enjoys themselves. It'll be guys sitting around and smoking weed, drinking beer and talking. The girls will ignore every guy who isn't
Chad and dance/be silly by themselves to show the guys they won't put out for how much fun they're having. The normies will also take a whole heap of pictures and post them to instagram to boost their social status and show people that they're in the in-group. Maybe there'll be some drama, but nothing huge. It'll probably be a 4/10 experience at best.

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>she doesn't speak with proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation
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>she observes grammar perfectly but her style and vocabulary are run of the mill
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>>38671083
>He plays shitty weeb video games like dark souls
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>she dresses provocatively and then complains about men oogling her

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