Small life improvement tips thread
Swap coffee for green tea
>drink green tea
>tastes as bitter but isn't palatable
baka, does sugar even mask the taste?
Start doing cold showers.
My friends call me polar bear now
they also often leave early because they can't handle the cold water
Swap anime for cyanide
How would you make him more attractive?
He should grow a hipster beard and start dressing casually
>>38473920
Have him wear a suit that actually fits.
>>38473920
Reviewbrah alpha photoshop thread go
>girls in friends circle decide to ask guys out for prom
>Every guy except me and my 5'7 friend was asked out
Feels bad that I look better than some of the guys in the group but because of my height I wasn't asked out
>6'2"
>never asked out for prom either
Does this mean I'm a manlet too?
>12 year old cousin can reach the top shelf and you can't
manlet
builled at school
still had gf's and lost v at 15
how did you fuck this up r9k?
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23574940
>>38473866
STDs are a natural part of life. You're not going to stress everytime someone catches the cold. Why? because its the accepted norm as should STDs. People having sex is not news.
>>38473909
Filthy roastie detected.
>>38473866
lol, no kidding. teenage girls are massive sluts with n-counts in the double digits before they turn 18.
>>38473909
>having an STD is just like having a cold
how the fuck do I stop staying up late? I tell myself I'm gonna fix it every day then I see the clock and its already 2:00 AM
You're a nigger faggot it's to late for you
I fixed that problem by getting a physically demanding job
Now I go to bed at 8pm and feel like dying literally all the time.
Go to the gym and realize after 2 months that no matter how good your diet or excerise plan is you will never get gains without enough sleep. Oh, and sleep at the same time everyday.
It will fix you right up.
>Be shy femanon
>Only into thuggish, douchebag white guys
Halp.
>>38473839
>Halp.
KYS
>>38473865
>KYS
kys
original
>>38473839
Look for roblox hackers they'll rape your pussy good
Is she a femanon?
What do her feet smell like?
jesus fuck eye makeup is so gross
makeup in general is disgusting. Women walk around like clowns with their faces painted and the closer you get to them the grosser it becomes.
I hate that dumb whore so fucking much. I hope somebody shoots her in the head.
>>38473734
>t. Virgil
>in game with 6 randoms
>one is a girl
>trash talk her
>the whiteknights jumps to her rescue
>whatever troll the game and move on
>next game the girl and the whiteknight is in premade
i felt terrible anons.
>>38473702
Do they really win though?
>>38474337
so far its online but what if he meets her and they fuck?
>>38474462
Well then, shes a roastie.
2D>3D
post robot anime OST's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcVzjajuRLg
>>38473645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03qBqP2I4p8
Always thought this was decently robot tier.
>>38473779
Not really sure what defines "robot" OST's but you're probably closer than the OP. Bebop OST is god mode overall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pwwXxvFGmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjWMZcN5R2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgRez-lExHU
>>38473645
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAXrRWLKzko
Why do women even keep existing after 25?
This is just painful.
>>38473611
your mom is wondering the same thing about you OP
holy shit thats fucking sad
>>38473611
Yeah, she's turning into old leather. But she's not 38, she's 44.
Job interview @ 11
It's 6 a.m. Been up all night.
Hour drive to interview.
Dad's going to leave for work by 7.
Then im gonna jerk it.
This will probably make me fall asleep and miss my interview.
Even if I do make it, I'm going to be braindead from no sleep.
So I best jerk it as soon as dad leaves
Fuck
What kind of job is it? Fug
>>38473584
Customer service
Oooo
tfw you messed up the private torrent tracker interview lasting over an hour, I get two more trys, why even life
A reminder.
If you take anti depressants or anti anxiety pills, that makes you weak, subhuman, damaged, somebody to be careful around, and to avoid, in the eyes of normies.
If you get drunk regularly, hard liqueur, etc to get over your mental problems, they see it as if you've been hurt in some way and they feel like they need to cure you.
This applies specially with girls. A girl will respect you more as a man if you drink, than if you take pills.
So if you're ever put before a choice, alcohol vs pills. Chose alcohol. Even if its not as effective as pills.
Oh and another thing. If you've got nothing going in your life, get addicted to alcohol. You need some sort of an identity. Something people can emotionally connect to. And its much better to tell people you're a recovering alcoholic, than having nothing going in your life.
>>38473512
>advocating alcoholism
Yeah, after a few stints in jail, 3 DUIs, loss of jobs, loss of friends, loss of family, living on the streets and eating out if garbage bins, I'd advise the lads to choose the nothing option.
>>38473580
And look at you now. People admire you for going through that. You've gone through a shitty period in your life, but now you're better. People know you've been in pain. They respect you for it. It gives you character.
>>38473631
Bullshit, I keep that shit real close to my chest. I once bashed a cab driver for not letting me smoke a cigarette. I'm not letting Normies know about that.
I live in Sweden so we don't have college, the degree you apply for after high school will determine your career.
I'm 18 and so next year I'm going to apply for University and what education I pick will be the biggest decision in my life because it will determine my career for 40 years.
I have good grades (straight A's) so my parents want me to apply for medical school because the pay is good and it's easy to get a job.
The problem though is that I don't really have a burning interest for anything. I like science and philosophy but that's 50+% of all degrees.
I'm becoming very anxious, how do I know what career path is the right one?
>>38473462
>we don't have college
University is college, it's just a shitty american term
Just b yourself
I find it hard to believe you aren't interested in anything, how boring are you?
>>38473462
They should let you take a bunch of unrelated classes first year?
Take like 8 classes that you could envision yourself interested in taking further and see where you go from there.
What did you like doing in high school?
>>38473462
Pilot. So much fun
>just eat more bro
>just lift bro
why do normies think gaining weight is so easy? I eat all day and still don't gain a fucking pound. Lifting won't work unless you gain weight. I wouldn't be nearly as self hating if it wasn't for my skinniness
t. 5'10 130lbs
>>38473448
Than go die in a ditch you useless cunt
>>38473448
Don't
You will regret it. If you want to look good, the single most important thing is to be lean. A lean, defined face and a skinny-ish body look better than bloated muscles and a similarly bloated face.
>>38473448
Being fat is way worse kid
Catchy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LMVGdWYZbA
We must ruin Eggman's life
>again with this guy
Why are robots infatuated with him?
>>38473457
how many fucking times are you little shits seriously going to try that?
speaking of eggman what happened to the blonde girl that use to ironically do the eye rolls and say she's trying to steal all your attention and get beta orbiters and then had that video about her breaking down in tears and crying about how she's not waifu material and just wants all the attention and beta orbiters?