https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI_oZEUpiqk&list=PLg7B39GsONiSDiB5pevfvV92tmjxFnHtQ&index=14&shuffle=4328
>this song describes my life and possibly all robots
>>37631612
Who is this smegma enigma?
Unoriginal
>>37631612
i wanna fuck that girl
>>37631704
I bet she could take a dick
I have nothing to offer, but REEEEEE, FUCKING NORMIES.
>>37631570
I once put gorilla glue in stacy's key hole for her car, she had to get the thing replaced which must have cost a shit ton.
I clean sinks with dirty piss soaked toilet water but that's about it.
>>37631570
I got revenge on my parents by being a useless, unemployable, virgin sack of shit.
>you aren't insecure about my past, are you anon?
I'm jealous of your past, it should be my face covered in cum with a huge cock in my mouth.
>>37631476
I would love to lick the jizz off of her face like a good little cuck.
>what do you mean smiling and posing for the camera with cock in my face reflects poorly on my personality
Am i decent looking??
>>37631374
You look like the reincarnation of Elliot.
>>37631374
You look like a school shooting waiting to happen
>>37631374
You look like poopoo peepee pepe
https://www.reddit.com/r/communism101/comments/5qtc3u/what_can_i_do_as_a_teenager/ Jesus Christ i hate reddit..it's also funny cause if this kid have gone thru what a lot of Russians did during Stalin's dictatorship he wouldn't have ever want anything to do with communism
>>37631365
Stalin is the only human to be objectively worse than Hitler in terms of death count. Try telling that to the next antifa fag snowflake you see.
>>37631365
How fucking old are you?
You must be either retarded or incredibly young and sensitive to think any of us care about your Reddit repost.
>>37631419
There were a lot of people worse than Hitler though.
What's with some of you with high as shit standards.
>Show friend cute girl saying I'd date her
>"wtf anon, she's fuckin' ugly"
>Ask her to rate her
>"She's like a 5 or 6"
What exactly is wrong with average?
>>37631259
>What exactly is wrong with average?
You're interpreting it the wrong way. Nobody says it's bad looking. They're just being honest they're not going to put up with a whole lot of shit trying to hook up. If it were an 8 or a 9 they'd be a lot more subservient. Maybe you should stop being such a control freak.
>>37631291
>Maybe you should stop being such a control freak.
Where did this come from?
>>37631309
A lot of it is people just being controlling. They don't react the way you want. That's a problem for you because you have control issues.
>There are people on this board right now that have a girlfriend, social life and a job
OUT NOW OR LURK
NO POSTY FOR YOU
>>37631215
I have one of those.
Question is, which is it?
>>37631242
youre a wageslave AND a loser
Just go outside. Why is it such an abstract thought that someone could have a girlfriend here? This meme of "all users are le alone xD" has run a bit think now.
Have you ever gotten a mouthjob?
yes it was good
>>37631211
>Have you ever gotten a mouthjob?
blowjob you mean?
yeah, she told me to tell her before i cum, I didn't :^)
nope how can i get a girl to do this to me
>meet a girl online
>likes anime and metal
>talk a lot about anime and metal
>has my humour
>likes memes
>still a Virgin
>lil bit of a hentai
>7/10
>meet her
>40 mins away from me
>kinda uglier than on her photos but still hot
>go to her room and watch tv with her
>start trying to get down on her a lil bit
>massaging her breast
>kissing her
>grap her by the pussy
>after a few min she says stop and we go back to watching retarded videos on youtube
>still laying close to each other
>confesses to me that she is actually a lesbian and thought this was just a meet up between friends
>diedinside.exe
how do i stop being depressed about it
>>37631210
>He fell for the 3d meme
My condolences, dude.
did she moan at all?
maybe u can turn her bisexual
woe her romantically rather than sexually
>>37631277
she had widen pupils and was horny for sure, but she wrote me after i got home that it was unacceptable that i got so sexual
>Be black
>Constantly have dreams about being turned into a a bimbo and fucked by white guys
blacks make believable trannies
in this day and age you just have to go on grindr and find yourself a daddy to suck his cock
just flirt at first, send pics of your dolled up ass to them until you get used to making white cocks hard
just do it
dw its natural senpai
>>37631347
>this picture exists
anyways, OP is turned on by this
who wouldn't want a feminized airheaded nig slobbering on your dick
Bots, how do I get a qt butterface gf?
You don't.
As simple as that.
>>37631116
whats ur kik nigger
>>37631283
>kik
I'm a robot, I don't use that trash.
Kek me and my friends Just started a new discord if any Robots wanna join here
discord gg/mEfFNBu
it's /comfy/ my fellow neets
Yeah it's been Good so far just wanted to get some more people
Join for more sexy pnor
Fembots, can you compete with this girl(male)?
I think you should actually do the commit
>>37631043
Yes. I am fertile, white, and have good genes. Not to mention I have a (non roastie) vagina. I win in every way.
>>37632262
>she thinks an innie vag is better than a roastie vag
lol
are there any comfy robot discords that aren't full of attention seeking traps?
https://discord gg /EGXtMxy
This one is pretty nice and has less of the shitty traps and attention seekers
>>37630994
No. Your only option is to become a trap and steal all their beta orbiters
>>37630994
Yesm this one is filled with traps.
CODE: yBpFVt5
Which waifu would you choose robots? Choose carefully...
Comfy waifu is superior
>>37630972
girls in a lot of clothes are a cute desu
>>37630972
I would chose Saber