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If feminists try to ban anime from being seen in US, how would you feel?
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i'd side with the feminists on this one. anime needs to be made illegal
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>>34518753
i would laugh it off because that would never happen
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>>34518753
Id feel bad for the 3-4 weebs who watch it

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You wake up tomorrow with a superpower, along with 5% of the population.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

What do you do with your newfound power? Keep in mind people with superpowers are highly sought after, both by employers and hitmen.

(you can come up with a limitation if your power is too OP)
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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parental_Selection

>find a pregnant black woman
>turn any stacy that annoys me into the baby's mother
>mfw she tries to hide her black baby to avoid public shaming

best thing is, nobody can even find out it was me
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>>34518746
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freeze_Vision

>go to fancy restaurants
>freeze peoples' food to make them think the place is bad
>charge competitors to help ruin reviews
>profit
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Reversal

This is one of the biggest wildcards ever.

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Let's assess what /Britfeel/ is

They claim that they need a general because of unique British feels that we won't relate to. but it's nothing about that at all, it's just a strange collection of obscure gimmicks

>Waifus
Usually once per thread, people will be asked to post their waifus, the weebs will gather round and roleplay, adding 'san' and '-u' to the end of most words.

>Shipman
You might remember this forced meme on /r9k/ generally, but it appears to be contained in /brtifeel/ now. As well as Shipman, britfeel seems obsessed with multiple serial killers, currently they are obsessing over 'the pusher' which has been debunked as a myth. They like to pretend 'len' one of the waifus, is the serial killer in question

>Kay
Some fat old ugly woman on YouTube who makes cooking videos like she is a celebrity chef, they obsess over each video, and some suspect her son might even be a regular poster

>East Devon
This is the worst gimmick of all. One poster constantly claims that he is 'stuck' in East Devon, and thinks this is in anyway relevant. Just iamgine if someone repeatedly made threads such as 'Hey guy's I'm stuck in Western Arizona'

>Nightwalking
Someone walks around aimlessly most nights, and posts picture when he has returned. Some joke that 'lenlad' or 'the pusher' might be out to get him one day. They often try to guess what location he has been to each night.
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>>34518743
>obscure gimmicks
you just don't get it mate.
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They just need to go on soc and stay there.
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>>34518743
As an inhabitant of the isles, I can corroborate here and tell you emphatically that it's a load of shite.

They're stuck up northerners aka scum and just want a corner to circlejerk in.

Worst threads on this board bar none.

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WOULD YOU? Y OR N
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>>34518596
I rather die in a fire.
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>>34518596
Her pussy looks like roadkill grossss
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>>34518596
if she had nice big ass those hair woudnt bother me

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Why are women heartless monsters devoid of compassion? I mean, I can understand not wanting to take in refugees, but this quote is fucked up on so many levels. Of course it came from a woman.
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I liked Kanye West's "Heartless"
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>>34518569
Yeah, let's see her say that when a terrorist organisation takes over America and she has to fear for her life everyday
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>>34518592
Come on now. Americans aren't THIS stupi..

http://foreignpolicy.com/2016/09/14/u-s-to-take-in-an-extra-25000-refugees-in-2017/

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You got caught up on work over the weekend, r-ri-right?
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>>34517810
>tfw 24
>tfw stiII in uni
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>>34517835
>25
>considering going to Uni after
7 years of retail work
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>>34517810
I got absolutely no work done and am irreperably behind. Just fuck my shit up familia

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Why do black people have to be so different, rude and judgemental.

They dont even give you a chance to like them anymore, its like theyre being meta uncivilized assholes at every chance possible.

This is cherry picking I know, but why cant all the cool black people gather in one communi yt?

The ones that dont harrass people constantly or exhibit derisive anti intellectual character values.
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>>34517773
>Why do black people have to be so different, rude and judgemental.They dont even give you a chance to like them anymore, its like theyre being meta uncivilized assholes at every chance possible.

Blacks have been asking the same question about whites when they put them in chains, OP
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>>34517773
Because, stupid niggers are stupid
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>>34518061
But whites are known for cruelties and crimes that are average and common.

Blacks may not have invented sagging pants or grouping up on steps insulting and coercing people who walk by, but they sure ass hell perfected it.

Sure every race and ethnicity has criminals but none prop them up like black people do.
Sure you can say society gas lighted them into doing it the same way heavy rooted blacks today eat "soul food" e.g pig feet, pig guts, chicken feet. Because it was probably the gross parts offered to them as slaves so they figured. Hey lets turn this around and now make it our thing.

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Oh hey they wagies. On the way to work? Don't mind me, I'm just having my usual morning stroll to pick up the newspaper. I think I might walk to the park and enjoy nature as intended.

You? Ah that's right, Mr noseberg wants you in early to finish a project which will see his profits increase.

What's that, unpaid? Ah well maybe next time once profits are at 345billion per quarter.

Oh was that your bus? Next one is in half an hour? Better pay for a taxi then or you'll be late and deducted pay
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>>34517643
sh-shut up u-u useless leach
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Put me out of this misery, Pepe. I hate waking up.
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>Mr noseberg

top kek

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>gf starts making me wear condoms
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>>34517563
>your gf doesn't have an IUD
She's either stupid irrational or both
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>>34517563
I know that feel

I only had unprotected sex 3 times in my life with my virgin girlfriend

The feeling was so amazing I think about it before bed
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>>34517563

>gf started making me wear condoms
>left her

Just pullout or use the calender method.

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Cut your balls off and start taking "antidepressants" and "mood stabilizers".
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>>34516811
by becoming a skeleton.
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>>34516811
just improvise, let your emotions lead the way but learn to improvise new ones if the need arises.
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>How do i become emotionless ?

>>34516901
>let your emotions lead the way

gee buddy

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>the last sentence triggers the robot

I have been following the cosmopolitan/buzzfeed stories on snapchat for a while, the stuff that is seemingly promoted there is often, and I huge that word sparingly, degenerate.
Today they have for the second time in two weeks a story about some woman having three men as her partners, before that is was about a woman with a cucked man in an open relarionship, where only she fucked others.

Considering the whole "fuck white people, you are racist" narrative they are pushing along side this I do wonder what their end goal is.
Why do normies eat this shit up?
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>>34516105

We are living in the Kali Yuga

Only once this world dies will a better world be born
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>>34516105
robots get triggered that nobody wants to date them when they aren't actively seeking somebody to date. you know, basic shit like hygeine, good fashion sense and the ability to say more than hi, i'll have 20 nuggets, and thanks to a woman
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hypergamy is white culture you idiot

sandniggers, asians and everyone else didn't have this crap before white """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""

blame whites for being defective sociopath humans

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One o' these again
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>>34515115
That is why headphones were invented
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>>34515189
>"Eww anon's got his headphones in"
>"Probably listening to screamo shit like slipknot xDxD"
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Dark Places- Hollywood Undead
Gone Forever- Three Days Grace
I Am Machine- Three Days Grace
One For The Money- Escape The Fate
Fumes- The Eden Project
Dope Dealer- Schoolboy Q
Ride- Twenty One Pilots
Hypnotized- Pillar
Monster (DotEXE Dubstep)
Phenomenon- Thousand Foot Krutch

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Here's the answer to that question, straight from the girls over at /cgl/.

And you know they know what they're talking about. /cgl/ is the board with an average sexual partner count of 11 and an average age of 21.

Dicklets BTFO'd.
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>>34515095

>Caring what women at cgl think
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>>34515095
Big dicks are scary. I'd rather have someone that came in an attractive way than someone with an above average sized dick.
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>>34515121
Stop trying to protect their feelings. Dicklets must bow down before their masters.

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you do realize this guy is living the dream, right?
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can you honestly say you're not jealous?
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>>34514748
Besides the furry porn yes. If it was hentai on the screen I would agree. I wish I didn't see the monitors desu it was a boner killer.
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he will kill himself before he hits 50

that's his future, and the future of every tranny

good luck

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>female co-worker said she will be my wingman and help me get a gf
>also made 3 friends at work and we are going to hang out at a bar thing sometime soon

:)

see all you losers later, I'm about to become a normie with a cute gf.
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>>34514599
Keep it up anon! best of luck :)
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>>34514599
>female co-worker said she will be my wingman
sorry anon :(
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>>34514599
anon you now you cant become a normie no matter how hard you try.

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