>want to make cup noodles
>put them in, set for 2 minutes
>forgot to put water in
>plate has shattered and there's a smoldering black lump in the microwave
>open the windows and shut the microwave
>get yelled at when mom comes home
>>want to make cup noodles
>>put them in, set for 2 minutes
>>forgot to put water in
>>plate has shattered and there's a smoldering black lump in the microwave
>>open the windows and shut the microwave
>>get yelled at when mom comes home
That one's been posted before. Post a different one, dummy.
how do you kiss? like what the fuck are you supposed to do with your tongue and your lips. do you suck in or blow or what? this is so confusing to me and i kinda wanna know just in case i ever get the chance to kiss a grill.
Does anyone else eat this shit raw? Literally I open the mf package break the noddles up with my hands and distribute the ramen powder on it. It's delicious but people have called me weird. Also, pic related is the best flavor to do it with
Been counting calories for the last 3 days.
I'm eating less than half of what I normally do. All I can think about is diving back into the fridge for more food.
I'm so sick of being a fat fuck. Fuck the cravings.
Why does it have to be so hard?
Eating food is disgusting.
I hate eating. I make food just do others think I'm eating it, then I throw it away. Fuck I hate eating. Every time I eat, it means I've failed. If I break 600 calories I hit myself as punishment.
How do we get the mods to ban all the straight normies?
Shut it homo
Beat it faggot
Out ya go homosexual
Straight or youre going straight to a electric fence
but honestly id be nice if youd forgive me for sharing my opinion because we are all the same race and
JK kill yourself you fucking degenerate
hurricane irma killed my dog
It's coming my way and this is legitimately my only fear. I don't give a hoot about my home or neighborhood as much as I do about my dog but he's old and tired and I hope we'll be fine.
>graduating from college soon
>going to be a teacher
I-I will finally do something.
Fembots, would you fuck
or datesomebody if they're almost completely a shut in but had a really nice body? A-asking for a friend
What was the highlight of your week, anon?
>went to skatepark
>bunch of locals showed up
>we all took turns skating this one spot
>somebody put it on facebook live
>I was landing tricks
>People were clapping and high-fiving me
>told me I was "on fire"
>told me "anon, I really want to see you land that"
>after we all had Subway together
I'm struggling at uni and haven't had a day like that in a really long time
>sit next to guy in class
>try to smile and say hi to be friendly after three weeks of never talking
>he literally just says sorry but I don't really want to talk to you
Shit like this has happened 6 times these past 3 months and they've all been the only times I've actively instigated conversation with somebody I didn't know.
Am I doing something abnormal here? trying to talk to people in class? Am I being stupid for wanting to cry? I know i'd be terrified if somebody said hi to me but I'm trying to get over that fear...
>>sit next to guy in class
>>try to smile and say hi to be friendly after three weeks of never talking
>>he literally just says sorry but I don't really want to talk to you
>Shit like this has happened 6 times these past 3 months and they've all been the only times I've actively instigated conversation with somebody I didn't know.
>Am I doing something abnormal here? trying to talk to people in class? Am I being stupid for wanting to cry? I know i'd be terrified if somebody said hi to me but I'm trying to get over that fear...
Dumb sissy anime boi.
Actually it's been going on for years and whilst no identical, people just don't seem to be interested in me at all even if I try to be nice.
I don't know if people just hate me for no reason, I'm certainly paranoid that it's true.
Maybe it's because of my accent?
idk maybe I have autism and I come off as rude?
Imagine if it was Judgement day and Jesus shows up and says "I'm gonna save everyone exceeeeept this guy." and just points at a random person and he's the only guy out of billions of people who doesn't go to heaven.
That would be pretty silly, huh?
I wonder what that guy would think. What would everyone else think? What if that guy was you?
>What if that guy was you?
Would be ok desu
>have the whole world to myself
>do whatever I want
>go whereever I want
Would start a small makeshift homestead to grow vegetables and fruits, and salvage things from other people's abandoned homes to use to hunt animals with.
and no person could interfere.
Would probably find myself something nice to do so I don't get bored, since pretty much every resource would now be available to me without any cost like money.
But yeah, it would be silly and quite unfair if it was random, but the person chosen would still get to be alive, which I'm not sure is good or bad considering if Jesus came again that probably means heaven and eternal paradise actually exists.
Everyone else would probably be smug that they're with their friends in heaven (or probably suffering in hell) or they would be sad that they don't get to experience earthly pleasures anymore.
>that time dad tried to kill mom
aww yes story time!
Why haven't you dressed up as a girl and let strangers on craigslist cum inside you yet? What are you waiting for?
Because if I tried to crossdress I'd end up looking like pic related
>You want me, don't you?
i only want you for your delicious footpussy
Reminder that these are so called "red pilled" and "Traditional women" in the West.
I hope so but the nature of the rest of the posts makes that dubious at best. ALL of the female comments are in the same vein while all the dude commenting are just going
>What the fuck?