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>start smoking again
>realize I hate smoking because I have to spend time away from computer alone with my thoughts
I am going to DIE
I AM GOING TO DIE!!!
MY WHOLE LIFE IS A JOKE AND I'M GOING TO DIE!! I FELL THROUGH THE CRACKS OF SOCIETY!!!
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>>39641138
Stop originally smoking anon :)
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Im quitting smoking right now. Quit with me op.
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>>39642113
Not OP but it's not possible.
Some things are and some things aren't and quitting smoking just is not are.
Unless you have been smoking for only a few years and aren't actually addicted.
what are your opinions on stretch marks?
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>>39641122
Absolutely disgusting. I'd immediately dump a girl if I found out she had them. Just fucking gross.
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>>39641191
what about on yourself?
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>>39641122
Natural consequence of being a person with skin.
Got huge ones across my lower back from when I shot up to my current height at like 13, as well as the usual places like hips, knees etc.
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/learning/ a language 2017-09-10 06:10:08 Post No.39641072
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Any robots here learning a language? If so,
Age:
Language:
Time spent learning:
Why you started learning language:
How proficient are you in language:
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>>39641072
>>Age:
20
>Language:
Japanese
>Time spent learning:
around 6 months
>Why you started learning language:
interested in learning Japanese
>How proficient are you in language:
so far I would say around a little less than N5
I learned kana, basic grammar structures, some kanji
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>>39641072
>24
>Spanish
>20 minutes a day on average
>Testing out theory on neuroplasticity
>Can read non-translated comics, but can't capture majority of words if spoken too quickly
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>>39641092
Fuck off we're fulllll
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Why are black people so much better at Twitter than white people?
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The way they express themselves is way funnier, just like self-aware retarded children.
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>>39641109
Eh yeah. I would be lying if I said I didn't watch EWN for that reason
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SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BITCH IRL YOU WOULD TREAT ME LIKE A SUBHUMAN YOU FUCKING WHORE ROAST SCUM
>dreaming about something funny
>wake myself up by laughing
>try to remember what I was dreaming about
>realize it wasn't even funny, it doesn't even make sense
does this ever happen to you?
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>>39641029
>He finds joy in his dreams.
>He's ever happy.
Ahahahahahahahhaahaa!...
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>>39641029
yeah, recently i had a dream were bruce wayne and clark kent have to play D&D but their in a hurry so they say "dont bother explaining the rules we'll figure it out as we go. the DM tells them they need to make characters so they say "we can just play as ourselves" and then when the first enemy appears they panic because they realize they niwave to reveal tgeir identities to the DM
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>>39641029
I cannot comprehed having a funny dream. How can you imagine something that amuses you so much that it can make you laugh? It's beyond me.
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>tfw aliens probe my boipucci
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>>39641024
>>tfw aliens probe my boipucci
dumb sissy anime boi
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>>39641145
>dumb sissy anime boi
nothing is stupid about this post
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>>39641024
>>tfw aliens probe my boipucci
Dumb sissy white boi.
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I desperately need advice
I'm a christian man in my late 20's and I have been looking for a relationship leading to marriage for quite a few years now. I have a great job that God's blessed me with, no debt, and am in a strong position to provide material needs to a wife. I've been checking off the various boxes over the years to become a better mate, yet I cannot seem to find any girls of marriage potential.
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO FIND ANY CHRISTIAN GIRL WHO IS A VIRGIN. If I successfully get a date, as it moves along I am constantly disappointed to find out they have had sex with numerous men before.
Each makes the typical statement that they were mistakes and they've asked God for forgiveness and moved on. Unfortunately, as a potential husband, there is no option for me to "move on" beyond the infidelity.
It's extremely disheartening to not even be able to find a virgin Christian girl, much less one that I could marry.
Any thoughts or suggestions?
I'm tired of the "you're young, don't worry about it, you'll find someone" type lines. Yes, I am young, but I want to find the wife of my youth. And each year I am forced to wait, the odds of finding a woman who can wear white at her wedding drop more and more.
My female friends keep telling me, "It's not that big of a deal, past is past, focus on the present, and no girls over 20 are virgins. The fact they've had sex doesn't change anything." But not only do I DO NOT BELIEVE THEM, there's lots of scientific as well as biblical evidence for it being a big deal! And that's on top of the human feelings of betrayal, shame and dishonor of knowing your wife was getting drilled 24/7 by Chad and Tyreeze, while you were studying, working hard and trying to improve yourself! That kind of mental images will be there for a lifetime! Images of her being sexually active with her lovers! This is driving me insane!
Thank you in advance for your thoughts.
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>>39641018
Also I want to mention that I'm a virgin and I've been saving myself to marriage.
That's why the sole idea of waiting my entire life to open a cum-stained smelly disease ridden packaged where so many dicks have been in already, MAKES ME FURIOUS.
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you're gonna wind up a Beta Bux, in a dead bedroom that gets divorce raped.
go start hanging out on reddit dead bedrooms OP, thats your future
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>>39641076
That meme is not even funny
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>Put $20 in the lottery vending machine at CVS to buy Powerball and Super Lotto tickets
>The touchscreen doesn't work at all
>Long as line at checkout
>Don't want to deal with the waiting and talking required to get my money back
>Scratch-off tickets have separate buttons
>get 4 $5 scratchers
>win nothing
>go someplace else with a lottery vending machine
>make sure the touch-screen works before I put in money
>buy 5 Powerball and 10 Super Lotto tickets for $20
>win $17 back
>at least no one else won the jackpot
>much less worse odds of winning the $13 million super lotto
>much rather win the powerball jackpot of $115 million
>even better, would be perfectly happy winning the next mega Millions jackpot of $76 million and wake up Wednesday financially set for life
I still haven't found any alternative to winning the lottery other than suicide in 10-15 years or getting a rich friend to keep me in their house as their NEET pet. But I absolutely have faith that I will win, and am lucky to have money to spend on lottery tickets, but no money or resources to do much of anything else to improve my situation except gambling. I have exceptional capacity to be happy, being a virgin, 'manlet,' 'wristlet,' alone and autistic don't bother me, but the one thing I cannot be happy about is the reality of money-slavery, and the only way to truly rise above such scarcity in the only life I have to live is to win a lottery jackpot. And I absolutely believe it can, must, and will happen, "I will win the lottery" is practically the creed of a personal religion for me.
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>>39641006
Well, false hope is better than no hope I guess.
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>>39641006
If you do win hire an investment expert.
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You're not going to win. Stop being a dumbass and invest your money in something useful.
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Financial aid for school 2017-09-10 06:01:06 Post No.39640950
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>be me
>lose eligibility due to not taking a semester seriously enough and procrastinating
>parents may currently be onto me having lost it
wat do, do I come clean, or do I try to further hide it?
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I pity you.
t.stopped going to college, lost aid, payed my denbts at 10$ an hour and took forever and now I'm neet and live on the edge
one of these days I'll man up and kill myself, physically I've turned to shit and mentally I'm worse. I don't think I can function anymore.
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Same situation.. I lost 7k in grants this year because in the summer term I failed a course and dropped below the minimum courseload. So I said fuck it, dropped my courses in the revision period and Im taking a year off school and will get my aid next year. itll be nice having a break to do nothing. Ill graduate a year later, but oh well.
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>>39640971
You can try again, do a trade.
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Do you think your life would be better if you were Albino?
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No, I'd still be ugly and I'd have more skin damage.
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no, a few years ago some albino guy on the train had to literally hold his phone up to his face because presumably his vision was shit (as albinos tend to have poor vision). I like my vision
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>>39640941
No. If I were an albino I'd probably be dead by now from how much I'm in Nature.
So yes, my life would be infinitely better.
>thanks for inviting me over for vidya tonight, Anon...
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haha she don't like men
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Hey Anita,
did you ask Zoe if she could uhh come over later, you told her i liked her right
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>>39640860
sorry i have to cancel
i ran out of power
sorry :(
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what do i tell my barber to get this haircut
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from the side
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>>39640869
>Bring phone / print out a picture
>"Can I get something like this?"
There ya go anon, plain and simple.
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show him this picture
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>mfw I erp with fucking losers on /r9k/ again
I'm disgusted but addicted at the same time
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>>39640802
>mfw I erp with fucking losers on /r9k/ again
I'm disgusted but addicted at the same time
Dumb sissy anime boi.
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>>39640802
I've never tried it, but it seems alright.I feel like it's how you're supposed to satiate your fantasies, but I'd be too afraid to ask about them.
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>>39640985
>Dumb sissy anime boi.
DELETE THIS
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>it's another episode of "anon spends time making Youtube videos and doesn't get any views" episode
>implying I'm going to post my channel on "instant-dislike-chan"
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Post your channel. I'll give you as like if quality is high enough
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>>39640799
Let us be your only views
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How hard can it be?
>feminism criticism with a cartoon avatar
>suck "famous" skeptics dicks and leech off them like that ugly half black dude with the beard
>anita sarkesian in title
>feminism ruins videogames
There, at least 10k views in a week
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>just get a job lol
>just go to school lol
>just dress better lol
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>no place will hire me
>can barely attend school because no transportation and i can't afford an uber everytime
>can't afford new clothes because I have no job and I have no sense of fashion
why even bother
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>>39640702
>just get a job IoI
>just go to school IoI
>just dress better IoI
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Is dressing better the biggest meme of all? Being well-dressed doesn't make you less ugly, if anything the contrast of ugly face and 'nice' clothes is jarring.