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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY DO I HAVE TO KEK TOMORROW WHY CANT THURSDAY BE FRIDAY I DONT WANT TO GO TO WORK I JUST WANT TO DRINK AND SMOKE AND EAT TENDIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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s(a)ge in a very original way.
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Does love only exist for Chads?
Origami
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Love doesn't exist, period
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Looks like it'll be another night without eating anything besides the greasy fast food my brother got this morning.
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MAMA TOLD ME
, NOT TO SELL WORK
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17 5 SAME COLOR T -SHIRT
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SEEN YOU RIDIN' ROUND WITH ALL THEM GUNS FLEXIN BOY, LORD KNOWS YOU GOTTA LICENSE FOR EVERY ONE OF THEM BITCHES
STOP FLEXIN BOY YOU AIN'T TRYNA CATCH NOTHIN'
AYE
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Prospective applicant sends online applications. Doesn't show up, speak with manager, and give firm handshake. Never hears back - UNEMPLOYMENT. Many such cases!
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>>38354810
This meme will never get old
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>>38354810
Its your own fault for not having a firm enough handshake
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Vous etes ou ma gang de BS?
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On aime pas les Quebecois par ici...
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>>38501232
tu restes ou!!!!!
je travaille dans 2 heures
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Est-ce que c'est le fun etre un BS? Les pauvres, c'est souvent des cons.
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>tfw no matter how many gfs you have, she will never be taller than you
why even live?
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Calling all anons.
Let's face it, the meme production on this board and site has been shit for a while. We need something new to rival pepe, before the normies make the meme economy even shittier.
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>>38354747
"You can do anything you set your mind to, Champ. All it takes is showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and handing him your resume. It's that simple."
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>>38354747
N-N-N-NEW MEMES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
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>>38354747
Is this a good meme meme meme
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>match cute girl on tinder
>don't chat very much but we agree on a date
>first one on one female contact in 2 years
>my 22yo khv's ass first date ever
>get dinner
>extremely nervous
>try to talk about trivial stuff like family and where she lives
>I come off very forced and there are many silences
>afterwards she sends me she did enjoy herself (much too my surprise)
>send her some messages the next week but her responses seem so cold I stop messaging
>she never messages anything
>it's been 4 months already
How bad did I fuck up?
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Instead of focusing solely on how much you fucked up, consider that it simply wasn't meant to be?
Just because she isn't interested anymore doesn't necessarily mean you did anything wrong. She said so herself that she enjoyed it; if it were really so bad, she probably wouldn't have bothered to say anything at all.
There could be any number of reasons she stopped reciprocating that have everything to do with her and nothing to do with you.
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Why even live? Is it normal for your gf to take 30-40 minutes before she replies to your message?
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Sadfreg needs to cry.
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>>38354709
Too late for tears
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Things get easier too, good luck with everything. Hope tonight gets easier for you.
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>>38354709
>b me
>b in serious car accident 2 months ago
>airbags failed, seatbelt save me from heroing through window
>left with serious traumatic brain injury
>MFW not even 30 yo
>MFW can't work anymore
>MFW my existence is pain 24/7
>MFW not a single friend, family member or coworker has come to visit me since accident
>MFW I spend all day on 4chan looking for any conversations no matter how brief
>MFW don't know how I will pay bills
>MFW getting more depressed and lonely by the day
>MFW feels bad man
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When Trump says 'Sad!' at the end of his tweets, it sounds silly in English. But how silly does it sound in other languages?"Unhappy!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1hM-k3aUY
How do they translate Trumpisms?
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>tfw parents overprotected me all my life
>tfw they didnt let me go outside with my friends when i was 13yo
>tfw my friends didnt invite me anymore because i said 'no' all the time
>tfw now they are shouting at me all the time
>'WHY DONT YOU GO OUTSIDE WITH YOUR FRIENDS LIKE NORMAL KIDS OF YOUR AGE
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stop wasting time on r9k and go outside and be yourself, jorge
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>>38354648
I am you from the future, if you don't turn your life around ASAP there will be terrible consequences.
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>>38354586
That's why people sneak out
Also as you get older, the more parent want to hang out with you. The opposite is true as well.
I have little to no remorse to saying no to hanging out with family, since they never fucking hang out with me.
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>sister bought me a Oh Wonder album
>never heard of this band before
Why would she gift me this?
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she wants you to fuck her brains out obviously shes a whore who fucking loves anal and deep throat face fucking. Duh, retard.
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>>38354549
Cuz their music is really good and trendy
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Why would she think I listen to this kind of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAhRiUeJ8E
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>"uhhhh anon, well, come on, you know what to do suck it and get it all lubed up before he puts it in my ass"
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>>38354543
She doesn't do anal, stupid
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>>38354611
never understood why some of the hotter blacked starlets don't do anal, i mean your already debasing your self to the lowest form of degeneracy why not go all the way?
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>>38354702
They say that so they can get some BBC seed in their cunts and breed with alpha males