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last wanked on the 30th. just keep your windows and doors open. feeling fine atm

>>38820845
Failed on day 2, wanked 4 times. Aiming for 3 days next.

7:00 AM, day 5.

I think my libido's been killed. But hey, here's to reaching day 30 lads. You all can do it.

>>38820803
>What the fuck?
same

What makes them think he was aiming for her tho?

He was actually possessed by the ghost of Eddie Guerrero and took his vengeance on the world with a colossal frog splash

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>>38820781
>cuddling him
>getting a male dog
>being this cucked

you can fuck it's warm little holes

>>38820813
redpill me on fuckin a female dog

>>38820764
How many spoons are next to me?

>>38821196
None thahaethaeraetagt

When will you die? Original oregano.

would you just look at that
when I see a nigger like this I like to just look at it

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>>38820747
He literally has a weapon of mass destruction in his pants.

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>>38820747
You're really high right now, aren't you?

I have work in the morning

I live on the west coast, and I don't have the resources to mail myself packages of food for five months while hiking the PCT.

Ticks. Fuck those things.

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ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SPEAK WITH THE MANAGER AND SHAKE HIS DAMN HAND, CHAMP!

>>38820706
i don't wanna work at fucking McDonalds as a best case scenario.
Not my fault to job market is fucked nowdays.

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>>38820706
Yea totally! If I Get a job then not only will my life still be pointless but I'll be able to make someone else a lot more richer, successful and happy! I'll finally be able to affors that $2k a month apartment I never wanted but have no choice to live in and let that eat away at 75% of my income! Oh wait, let's not forget taxes. Gotta give thw gubberment a large cut of my paycheck so they can buy a new shiny gold nuke bullet that they will never use! and now I'm left with a few dollars left to spend on some shitty fast food


Fuck off dumb slave

>>38820662
Did you call these girls "roasties" as well?

>>38820662
I used the word cuck once IRL in it's actual context and was made fun of relentlessly by my mate telling me to spend less time on the internet.

We were talking about this girl who's bf asked her to marry him. He is ultra beta, studying astrophysics and I know for a fact she has cheated on him with a drug dealer I know.

>>38820662
I used the term redpill once in a discussion with cyborg friends.
They understood 'reptil' instead of 'redpill'. So they ended joking about reptilians and making fun of me.

Never again

this isn't a library cunt, get out the way

>>38820656
fuck with dick

>THIS STUPID CUNT IS IN THE WAY REEEEEE
*silently go around*

a lot and she probably thinks about me

>>38820605
That's hot anon tell me more about your relationship with your mom.

>>38820589
No she just has loud sex. I got my PlayStation taken away along time ago for yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP at 2a.m.

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when that cool late summer breeze comes in and caresses your person and you're instantly brought back to a time when you were in your teens. Sure they sucked but you had that glimmer of hope that you'll find the means to get it together since "you're still young" You had more doors open then,than you do now. Most of the doors of opportunity have shut. You realize you can't pull the young card anymore and it's time to get to work and start making things happen now to salvage whatever you can get. you don't have the privilege to relax, your brain won't even let you play video games anymore without it telling you to get off your ass but you're so used to doing jack shit that you stay stagnant because being in the little dirty fishbowl of your room is what you're comfortable with and the big waters outside your glass are too scary. So you sit in a cloud of the same shitty thoughts and consuming the same media you have been consuming since your younger years because it's what you're comfortable with and your "routine" seems impossible to break.

I've had enough. I don't want to see 30.

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>26
>graduated my tech school and ready to start career
>kind of worried I'm starting late but at the same time I should be well established by 30 at this rate which isn't so bad
>can't find job in field for months now
>going to be right back where I started before school working in a shitty warehouse soon because I'm getting too far in debt

Why can't I find a job. I didn't even pick a meme career or degree, I'm a mechanic.

I can only get 6 and a half hours of sleep. I can't sleep after that no matter how much i push my self the day prior. I try to lay in bed but once i'm up,that's it

>>38820570
I fear the faces of those lives that stayed in that God damn desert. Not worth the kike degree I got anon. Jew-S-A

>>38820596
This. Shit hurts so bad. I just want to catch up on sleep and not be so fucking deprived but whenever I go all out and go to bed early I always wake up 6-7 hours later, even if I'm still tired.

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>>38820545
Yes, the MBTI is mostly bullshit; just use it as a guide or a form of entertainment.

HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP BEING AN INFP?

I WANT OFF THIS FUCKING RIDE, I DONT WANT FEELS

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If you're not getting a constant Type no matter how many tests you take, you're either bi-polar or don't know yourself well enough to take the test accurately.

>>38820532
esoteric niggerism

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The kind that need to go back to their containment board.

Sage

>>38820606
oh? did my post... TRIGGER you?

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>tfw literally everyone on the couch is consuming something

>>38820471
Thank god im not a woman

I'm what tumblrinas call an aroace anyway, I don't feel love or sexual attraction.

So, long story short, virgin and happy because I don't need other humans.