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What thread was most memorable to you in all your time on R9K?
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aquarium anon
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>>36599160
/mr9ga/ threads 1-3
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the thread about that guy who went russia to meet pigeon girl. it was /r9k/ iirc
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What do you guys think of elliot, is he a tv version of elliot rodgers?
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>>36599078
When is the new season coming?
Also, he is a robot.
Just because he had sex with some junkie doesn't mean he's a normie.
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No.
Very original indeed
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>>36599078
>gets a high paying tech job
>has some levels of attractiveness that makes at least two decently attractive girls want to fuck him
>mentally ill though
he's a cyborg, but still pretty normie
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>only stupid people believe in Go-
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How do you fuckers put up with the thought that one guy is constantly watching you and writing down every bad thing you do? It just gives me such huge ass anxiety that I'd rather stay a deist
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>>36599151
I'm more curious how they can believe some guy 2000 years ago had superpowers and could cure disease and turn water into wine and shit.
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>>36599210
Damn, you just outsmarted all of Christianity
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Does graduating college makes you less of a loser?
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Slightly.
But "graduated 2008" and then a huge gap of nothing to 2017 has it's own pains.
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Yes. It's an accomplishment.
Think of how many niggers get scholarships just for being niggers and then never do a damn thing once they're in college.
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Only if you're good looking.
Bcfbn
>tfw you earn your money by doing hard work
>tfw you get the beautiful satisfaction of helping customers
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Tomorrow might be the end my 7 year neet streak. I hope I don't pussy out of the interview.
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>tfw you get the beautiful satisfaction of helping customers
t. Some guy a week into his first job
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>>36598987
Tfw i get paid for pretending to be working
>Le graphic designer
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I'm making an Elliot Rodgers mixtape. Suggestions needed 2017-04-27 08:48:13 Post No.36598971
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I'm making an Elliot Rodgers mixtape. Suggestions needed
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Like ER, I love 80s music. Post some good ones
I recommend this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9gKyRmic20
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https://youtu.be/CdqoNKCCt7A
https://youtu.be/4N1iwQxiHrs
https://youtu.be/0_O3wgiymXg
I too love 80s music op
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>>36598971
>momma
>tfw you wake up in the morning hugging your pillow saying "momma" and "I love you femanon"
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>>36599119
Why get your gf off 4chan though? Why not goddamn reddit or something? Maybe tumblr if you find a decent weeb girl. There's 90% men in here. Even on /cm/ there are gay guys...
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honest thoughts on vagina?
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>>36598963
i just want to fuck one i guess
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I don't know what a vagina even is
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they're high maintenance as fuck and smell really bad
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Has this nigga been releasing a video every week (at least) for the last 6 years?
First upload 2011
Now 2017 and still pumping out videos on basically a daily basis.
Why has nobody made a compilation video of his face so we can watch this guy grow from a little kid to basically a young adult?
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Leave this chanel and unsubscribe if you are subbed (I'm serious)
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>>36599102
Why?
oregano state university
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>>36599102
FUCK OFF NORMIE PISS OF SHIT
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What the fuck are you look at stupid robot?
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nothing ur eyebrows just look like smeared deer shit. carry on
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>>36598919
good post op, top notch
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>>36598919
whut r u 2 potato 2 lok to da bar ? :')
fuck off with your shitposting op
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Why Do Women Love Assholes? 2017-04-27 08:45:01 Post No.36598895
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Why Do Women Love Assholes?
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>Always considered myself to be decently attractive (7.5/10)
>/fa/ as fuck
>Regardless, could never get laid
>Was always talkative and nice to most people I met
>People liked me, yet took advantage of my kindness
>Started getting sick of being a friendly virgin
>Started drinking much more than I had previously
>Steadily grew into a dickhead
>Became sarcastic as fuck
>Literally can't stop talking shit to people; so much so, that it regularly gets me into trouble
>Friends beginning to dislike me
>Women are now all over me
I'm literally stealing people's girls at this point. What the fuck? Seriously, why are women like this?
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>>36598895
assholes are just more succesful in society.
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>>36598895
Because they know, instinctively, that they're below you. Continue treating them as such, and don't invest in them emotionally.
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>>36598895
It's not that they love assholes, per se, it's that, being the submissive sex, they love dominant men. Dominant men tend to be assholes.
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Do robots like this show?
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I like it but I don't talk about it with people.
Same thing with arrested development.
It makes the show less fun.
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>>36598930
>arrested development
oWo
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It's a good show. Anyone who says otherwise is a 16 year old contrarian fedora tipper.
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Why are black weebs such good friends? You guys are bro tier as fuck please by my friend
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>>36598876
If that's what you wish for then I'll comply anon.
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>>36598876
Because we got bullied more than anybody so we are much more understanding .
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They're very calm. Three I've met never cursed once the entire time I knew them.
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Posters on /r9k/ who piss you off 2017-04-27 08:44:09 Post No.36598875
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Posters on /r9k/ who piss you off
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That fucking faggot who has been posting "Just woke up who wants to give me a blowjob" threads every morning for the last few days.
>pic related is mfw I see his threads
Stop being a fag on my board you cunt. Go post on /lgbt/ or /hm/. Seriously fuck that guy. You all know who I am talking about right?
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>>36598875
The black suburban communist who keeps posting claiming that white people need to pay 15 billion dollars in reparations to blacks.
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>>36599070
Fuck any and all race bait posters.
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'fembot' posters who HAVE TO include somewhere in they're post or comments that they're female, just to get attention. What's even worse is the beta cucks who actually give it to them.
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How did you fuckup today, Robots? 2017-04-27 08:43:59 Post No.36598870
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How did you fuckup today, Robots?
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ITT share your small fuckups you had today
>Sitting behind qt3.14 oneitis in school assembly
>Looks behind, sees me, says "hey"
>Panic
>Reply with "Shalom"
I'm not Jewish
>She turns back
/pol/ was a mistake
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>bought beer
>it's bad beer
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Whats wrong with that? Your brain is fighting with your disease and you dont even appreciate it, faggot. He rejected that slut to help you recover from her influence.
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>>36598870
That actually sounds quite funny
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Have you ever used a toilet paper roll to fap with? I don't mean the hard cardboard part I mean the soft inside with the roll removed.
Pic related, I thrust inside this roll and came buckets while I imagined fucking this girl in the ass.
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>>36598864
Wouldnt it be really dry and irritating?
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>>36598897
If you get the really soft brand and put lube/lotion in it, it's fine. Feels exactly like fucking a chick in the ass.
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>>36598864
I did it sticking a pen in the hole and adding some lubrican . It was heaven, hand masturbation never made me cum that much . I could even use the paper afterwards because of the glove. Highly recommended.