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>not ugly
>decently fit
>not manlet
>be myself
>be more confident
>lower my standards
>STILL NO GF
This is it. No more nice guy that's seen as a friend, I wasted all my neetbucks in an expensive skin treatment and I signed up for driving test, I am not a human dildo or an emotional tampon and I'll not die alone like you fucking fat roasties

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2017-07-15 07:00:09 Post No.38382952
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:00:09 Post No. 38382952 [Report] [View this topic]

>Nofap makes me extremely pent up and sexually frustrated, autism rage
>fapping makes me scatterbrained and strung out

WHAT IS THE ANSWER

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:01:19 Post No.38382968
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>>38382952
A gun, Anon

Anonymous 2017-07-15 08:14:00 Post No.38383912
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>>38382952
Remove porn stimuli, deny yourself exposure to digital arousal. Maintain that for a two weeks in order to normalize, fap only to imagination. You'll fap less and become more stable and less like a dysfunctional rat hitting a cocaine lever at the slightest amount of stress.

Anonymous
2017-07-15 06:56:36 Post No.38382898
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:56:36 Post No. 38382898 [Report] [View this topic]

I brushed my teeth today

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2017-07-20 11:43:25 Post No.38507633
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:43:25 Post No. 38507633 [Report] [View this topic]

>wear glasses
>can't cosplay because of it

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:44:30 Post No.38507657
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you can cosplay as harry pongo you dweeb

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:44:43 Post No.38507661
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:44:43 Post No.38507661 [Report]

Just take off your glasses

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:47:11 Post No.38507714
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>>38507661
Can't see shit homie

Anonymous
2017-07-15 06:54:46 Post No.38382874
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:54:46 Post No. 38382874 [Report] [View this topic]

Friday night, alone playing vidya again.
What are you other robots playing tonight? Listening to any nice music too?
Are you comfy? Do you wish you could be out with friends tonight?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:24:51 Post No.38383309
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>>38382874
i wish i had a future.

Anonymous
2017-07-20 11:42:50 Post No.38507620
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:42:50 Post No. 38507620 [Report] [View this topic]

>spend an entire day swipping right
>only 10 matches are fat disgusting she-beast
>even the people who swipped dont want to talk to you
> make fake account with your Average chad
>an endless stream of girls match with fake account
>dont have to message first because they all want me

I want to strangle every fucking female on this website

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:44:12 Post No.38507650
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What did you expect? Tinder is for sluts who want Chad. We all know this.

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>>38507620
>I want to strangle every fucking female on this website
there are none here you fool

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>>38507620
tinder is for fucking. nobody wants to fuck a ugly loser such as yourself.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:52:07 Post No. 38382831 [Report] [View this topic]

>hey anon, why is there so much peanut butter on the dog's fur?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:49:38 Post No.38383617
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>>38382831
What did he mean by this? I have no clue.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:50:23 Post No. 38382811 [Report] [View this topic]

wouId you drink her bIood?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:51:02 Post No.38382817
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>>38382811
>tfw have a fetish for blood

yes. yes i would

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>>38382811
As a doctor that is incredibly cringey, that's not how you cannulate you dumb bitch

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:44:14 Post No. 38382732 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone want to play a 2x rate Ark private server over the weekend? It comes with 11 quality of life mods and I could add more if enough people wanted it. I could even add a nude mods, since you guys like to fuck each other so much.

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:06:24 Post No.38383058
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>>38382732
I wished I could play anon...

Anonymous
2017-07-20 11:41:41 Post No.38507593
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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:41:41 Post No. 38507593 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get my butt this big? Pls help.

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Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:46:06 Post No.38507690
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>>38507593
butt injections
they transfer fat from somewhere else and put it in their butt, either that or they get implants which are worse

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>>38507593
>that
>big

step up anon

Anonymous 2017-07-20 11:49:03 Post No.38507748
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Squats
Oregano original

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:44:06 Post No. 38382730 [Report] [View this topic]

>2017
>still no beta uprising version of 9/11

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:01:34 Post No.38382974
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>>38382730
Bumooppoooerooooo

Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:07:34 Post No.38383080
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>>38382730
What if betas were the bad guys all along?

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>>38383080
What are you suggesting?

Orotigogogo

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:27:13 Post No. 38382477 [Report] [View this topic]

>car ahead of me going a bit slower than I am
>as I approach see dump trump and coexist bumper sticker
>change lanes to pass and casually look over to see what driver looks like
>androgynous 16 year old looking girl
>immediately speeds up and levels her car with mine
>don't look over because autism
>she revs her engine and stays next to me
>eventually speeds passed me when she realizes I'm not interested in racing

Did I do something wrong here? Doesn't seem like she wanted to coexist tbqh

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:25:37 Post No. 38382454 [Report] [View this topic]

"Hey folks, hope you're having a great time and enjoyed the meal. I specifically hand crafted and prepared tonight's dishes. Your waitress will handle your bill, but since I'm the cook and going to check on the other guests, you can tip me now."

wat do?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:33:30 Post No.38382573
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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:33:30 Post No.38382573 [Report]

Can we please please please meme this practice into Yelp reviews of restaurants

>Wonderful meeting Chef David, he was very polite and thoughtful. It's so cool how you can tip the head chef directly rather than deal with front of house people. You can always spot the newer diners who balk at tipping the Chef personally. Why would anyone be so rude or ungrateful?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 06:20:57 Post No. 38382390 [Report] [View this topic]

Is it weird i feel happy when i masturbate?

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Anonymous 2017-07-15 07:45:24 Post No.38383566
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>>38382390
I feel guilt and sadness after a bit of cum

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