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>>38881648
You'll get tired of playing games and it'll just be a porn and shitposting machine.

>>38881648
what were you using before?

>>38881648
Fucking quit with this picture you faggot

>>38881630
It's Saturday you fucking retarded man-child

>>38881721
not op but the world aint flat so it can vary, infact it's sunday here
I sat in bed most of the weekend watching TV shows on my phone because I don't want to leave bed. like I do every day, the weekend is irrelevant

>>38881630
>khhv
What's the 2nd h stand for? I know this is r9k but how can someone never get hugged by a girl, just doesn't sound possible.

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>>38881613
>video starts introducing girl
>she's wearing a sexy outfit, stockings and heels
>sex starts
>she gets naked instantly

>>38881644
>Looks up cosplay sex video
>She gets completely naked halfway through

What is the point

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>milf/gilf
>she has a clit piercing

>>38881610
western sexbots always look creepy af

japan will become the world's biggest economy when sexbots become a thing.

>>38881678
>western sexbots always look creepy af
it's like they're manufactured for a reno brothel

they should make alien sexbots first because that skirts more easily around the uncanny valley and is something you can't get from any real person

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>>38881610
I'm personally not getting one but I'll enjoy watching the biocunts lose their shit over it.

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ACT IMMEDIATELY
HONOR LIBERTY BY TAKING THE FINAL AND GREATEST LIBERTY OF ALL
IT IS A PRIVILEGE TO BE CALLED IN ACTION
YOU TAKE AMERICA WITH YOU

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WE WILL EACH BE REMEMBERED
USE THE METHOD MOST AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THIS TIME
YOUR COURAGE WILL INSPIRE OTHERS
THERE IS NOTHING TO FEAR

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THE TIME HAS COME
ACCESS TO A LOADED FIREARM IS IDEAL
PLACE MUZZLE (HOLE OF GUN) UPWARD TO ROOF OF MOUTH
THANK YOU
JOIN YOUR NEIGHBOR, YOUR FAMILY, YOUR GOD

>>38881555

She is bored or...

She wants to talk to you.
Either way just be friendly and chat back.

>>38881555
shes bored

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>>38881632
>>38881654
You think so? Most girls just ignore me completely so this is really throwing me off. Last night I was sweeping and she jokingly said to her friend "get in his way" while smiling but not in a malicious tone, more like a playful one. I just nervously smiled back and did a fake laugh. Man, why are girls so hard to read?

>>38881554
"y'all" is short form for "you all"
it's just that the south made it sound like a hick word.

>>38881590
This
Its essentially sayong the same thing as you guys

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>>38881590
>>38881662
I know that, but why the fuck do they feel compelled to use it? When people speak in real life "probably" sometimes comes out sounding like "prolly", but if you TYPE "prolly" to me you're going to look like a fucking faggot.

I would choose to bum this thread.

>>38881551
Maybe I would worship Avandra.
Just because I have short moments frequently where I get extremely lucky.

>>38881854
>>38881854
I think I'd follow some of the Elder Scrolls dieties, since they're proven to exist and seem like pretty cool guys.
Except when they force you to do shit for them, fuck that.

>>38881544
Big feet > small feet

Ayy lmao, it's the Far East missing kinsman

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We need a /big asian feet/ general.

Huh?? What''s this??

Let's get this one going for old times' sake.

/id/00000000000222222/

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>>38881477
>a black woman if you found out she was black
so, how does that even go?
do I just look at her and not know that she is black by her facial features and darker skin?

>>38881477
>if you found out she was black
Is she a reverse rachel dolezal? Am I being soul man'd?

>>38881477
>would you date a black woman
Stopped reading right there, and yes

It shouldn't have a strong stench unless it's fresh.

Anon, do you have anything you want to tell us?

>>38881340
I've being worrying recently about this. Now I always open my window and use air freshener after fapping.

>>38881340
OP, you are lewd af lmao

Yo.

Usually not into trannies but

That's a handsome man

>>38881338
In a classroom

>>38881413
I don't go to school

Very original

>>38881298
I think you already know the (((answer)))

this is surprisingly unoriginal

>>38881298
Hormones in the food, lack of exercise and sunlight, vitamin and mineral deficiencies. Simple. Also, fashion has changed drastically.>>38881298

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>>38881298
white women have always been op with black men. We have a similar american history. Whhich is probably why they crave the BBC from the superior bull

Are you 12? Nobody still randomly gets a boner he doesn't kind of have control over after 18.

>>38881272
The question is WHAT ARE YOU DOING??? Wasting your time on a stupid larp thread like this. Just kys

Holy shit.

Look at the bog pill on that one !