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No. My mom recognized how socially inept I was so she told me that even though I'm smart enough to be homeschooled I would need to go to school anyway to learn how to function around people

Get the condoms! It's time for sex ed!

>>34440244
No, my parents wanted me to be successful.

>>34440235
Wow get a life you fucking loser

>>34440259
I'm sorry I can't help my thoughts

>>34440235
can't really imagine anyone deserving something like that just because of their gender

if I had to make a wild guess I'd say you're a sociopath or just an asshole OP.

After years of being alone and ignored all your life, you go through a phase of extreme self loathing and hate. After a while, you just accept things for the way they are.

After I stopped caring about everything around me and just did my own thing, I decided to get fit and fix my diet up. I heard that helps with energy and depression.

I also stopped watching porn and was able to focus on my studies and found a good job.

Women did start paying attention to me. Some even straight up ask if we could fuck.

But once your dead inside, your pretty much gone. The desire you think you want isn't really what you once thought it was.

So you just ignore and continue doing you. Because it really doesn't matter any more...

>>34440468
thank u anon, u summarized my life in a post. had a horrible personality and look in early life, so i changed it up. i fake everything that i do, nothing makes me happy anymore besides social interactions with friends who stayed with me from the beginning.

>>34440233
It's pretty amazing. I stayed with a fat ugly girl for almost a year because she was in love with me and I liked it. It's like being a king. A woman that loves you will think you're the smartest person in the world, believe everything you say, laugh at all your jokes. Plus you're actually comfortable enough around her to b yourself. And she'll let you do just about anything in bed.

It hurt dumping her though

>>34440229

I recognize Spyro. What are the others?

That's actually pretty damn good for a 10 year old, and that's assuming he drew them all recently.

>>34440247
i think it's that game "skylanders" that they put spyro in and turned him into a toy whore

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Still looking for some friends to hangout with

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Bumpu for serber

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Any qt is welcome to our niceu server

>>34440179
>Hey everybody it's Cancerboy!
>pours vodka down trach tube

>>34440179
>cwcswt dressed as bat chair
>look at her in the eyes and tell her she should have dressed up as Profs. X instea
>Her mom just glares at me as if I cussed her out
>the sleeper awakens
>Ka Ha Ha Ha Ka Ka Ka Ka Ha Ha she crackles
>everybody staring at me
>Flap my wings to try to get away
>only just relise the church party is at my house
>...
>...
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34440281
> Typical bat migration patterns

Used to watch it religiously back in the 90s and early 2000s when they actually put effort into their matches. It's like they won't let them do anything fun anymore.

Undertaker and Kane forever.

>>34440142
My favorite is John Cena although Conor McGregor is really starting to come into his own now too

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OOOOHH RADIO, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

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>>34440134
>you will never become a great general under the heavens
Fuck real life, robots

>ywn have a pure korean princess from the past

https://youtu.be/NJXoL79f6Pc
https://youtu.be/oPwI_rtzqkE

- https://youtu.be/5XaJzbl0Tyc
- https://youtu.be/dltD89ViCXw
- https://youtu.be/gWJl8xcUNUc

>>34440134
>ywn bed a qt steampunk airship captain in her stateroom quarters
>she will never masterfully dominate you in her Victorian sporting outfit, in her wood-and-brass-decorated bedroom
Feels wrong universe, man :(
feels bad man

>>34440106
You shouldn't have hated me and told people to hate me when I was those things. Calling me those things cause I'm a white man made me rebel and not care and you created that which you despise

So fuck you nigger

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>>34440106
>tfw you'll never locked away in Ms Henson's basement to be used for her own depraved sexual exploits

So sad

What are you gonna do to stop me,dumb bitch.

>>34439997
"I don't like it"

Don't fucking overthing it you autistic fuck

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>>34440031
No, yeah, I get what you mean, but that seems kinda blunt, she gave me a whole song list and put effort into it and shit. I don't wanna be dishonest and pretend or whatever

>>34440126
Alright, then say "not really my taste". It's never good business to be dishonest, but you can express yourself politely if you don't want to hurt feelings.

not much, damn you're jacked bro, what kinda routines you doing?

Childhood is hating chad
Adulthood is realizing beta males are the problem

Beta males who give females all the free gifts and attention women could ever want are the problem, not chads. You don't see chad giving twitch sluts $$$ for being female and playing a videogame on camera.

>>34439977
I just eat, lift a lil, go out. Whats you're routine broteinpowder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vj092UgKwQ

4 years of liberal tears

do it for the things you like

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>>34439750
>SHOW HIM WHERE TO SIGN

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>>34439750
I knew I'd need some memes or my board would surely die!
I remembered I had frogs and roasties and that Wojak guy.

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>>34439773
>Hello!
>(REEEEEE!)

It's riveting, yet crushing to be all on your own.

Alone, homeless, minimum wage cuck, and fat

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i think im starting to lose sexual attraction

Jesus dude. Get help

Where do you get used panties from?

I've never really had the opportunity, not looking to buy them online either

How did you get your hands on said panties?