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Trannies = fake news

DO NOT FALL FOR FAKE NEWS LEFTIST RHETORIC
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Congrats on making one the most terrible post I've seen in the past couple of days.
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>>38737888
kek anon never thought of it like at
traps amd transfags are really fake news.
>>38737922
t.butthurt fag
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>>38737922

I don't feel bad one bit. This faggot shit is warping the nation for the worse.

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Has anyone here actually ever randomly approached a girl and talked to her in hopes of getting her number? Not talking pick up lines, but just normal conversation.

I actually seen a cutie last night and wanted to approach her but was scared to.

Does it ever work or is it a meme?
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It works but you need to be very socially skilled and/or have incredibly good looks.
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>>38738039
I'm neither

should I just not even attempt?
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>>38738098
Since you can't change your looks (unless you do plastic surgery), you'll have to improve your social skills to grandmaster level.

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while you spend all day shitposting on an exotic malaysian ox trading forum, there are real people out there who are dying, sick, born into shit lives, and dont even have the ability to complain.

i'm all for hating normies, but maybe you all could be a little more appreciative of what you do have.
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but if we lived like they did, that stuff could happen to us to, then we'd have to deal with being a robot on top of that bullshit
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>>38737719
If she were anything but White, you would not give a damn. I have patience for hypocrisy. kys.
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>>38737757
What an idiotic excuse. Do you think every normie is snorting meth and banging 3 chicks after a long day of cliff diving? OP is pointing out that there are people BORN into those situations. With MS or other degenerative diseases that they didn't cause and can't do shit about. You're proof positive of OP's point: that you lazy bitter fucks will make any excuse necessary to avoid having to recognize the fact that you're wasted potential.

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>Make okcupid with no intentions of dating, just trolling hamplanets and stacies mainly
>Get offered to become a moderator

Is this offered to everyone? WTF?
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>>38737664
Accept it and troll Chads and Stacies
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>>38737664
it's a sign, op
ban roasties for dumb reasons, kek

abuse your power oh so maliciously
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Why not accept? Then you can really screw with people.

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>Made my younger brother cry for hours one night by whispering abuse to him and that he should kill himself because he was breathing too loud when I was trying to sleep
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>>38737604
I molested my cousin while she slept next to me, in a non lewd pre puberty way though. I just kissed her belly and arms.
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>smoking weed and drinking with mom at age 13
>getting rides home from school at 5pm by faculty because she forgot to get me or was too drunk
>being "homeschooled" for a month because she forgot to enrol me
>her doing cocaine durring 16 hour drive to saskatuwan to vist grandma
>grandma giving pepper-spray 101 so she could leave me in the car outside the liquor store in the ghetto
>grandma choking my older brother
>grandma telling me the story and showing me the spot in her parking where her landlord exploded after jumping to his death
>niggers breaking into her apartment with us all inside
>mom trying to flash cops to get out of dui
>mom making me wear an Indian sherwani traditional gown to school photos, she's white and I'm white
>mom telling my aunts on my dad's side she poked holes in the condoms and stopped taking birth control to see if he would "Man up and marry her"
>seeing 9/11 on tv was pretty fucked up too I guess
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>>38738588
What the fuck anon, how are you not dead in a ditch

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>so when can i meet your parents? they're not racist are they?
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>ciao
Yeah ciao nigger bitch
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No, but I am. Ciao, bitch.
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I've tried adding black fembots from here but every single one was a cunt, worse than the white ones

they're a shitty meme so just ignore them

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Do you have anything you're passionate about or just generally interested in doing? Would you do that thing with other people if given the chance and would it make it more or less fun for you?
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>>38737571
>Do you have anything you're passionate about or just generally interested in doing?
Yes.
>Would you do that thing with other people if given the chance
No.
>and would it make it more or less fun for you?
Less.
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>>38737571

I assume the pic is related because it's what we all want to do.
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>>38737571

I find that picture really hot for some reason. Where did you get that picture? Can I get the source of that photo?

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Why don't you robots just go to Asia?

Most Asian girls (the real ones not americanized trash) are very sweet and pleasing girls, they almost worship their man and will go a long way to help fix your issues with women.
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Every single "why don't you" thread presents a hugely exaggerated and cherry-picked version of the thing that's being promoted.
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>>38737881
honestly I'd say Asian women are underrated most guys have no idea what they're really like and assume they like American Asians
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>>38737550
i changed my location in okcupid once to philipines just to see how it is and i got fucking bombarded by all sorts of girls with likes and messages, in my country i don't get any messages or likes at all, no matter what, some girl even asked me to fuck right away

but i imagine they thought i have money or i can bring them to the west so it sucks, they just want out of there really bad, the man doesn't matter at all he is just a tool

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Anyone else made peace with the fact that they'll be a KHV forever? I'm tired of trying so hard only to get nowhere in getting a girl to like me.
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>>38737464
Yes. I'll probably pretend to move forward in life until my parents die. I'll probably be ready to kill myself then anyway, so it's all good.
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>>38737464
Perfect 3d body. Sauce?
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>>38737464
I'm still hoping to make money and but a prostitute one day. I don't know if it counts. No compassion/companoionship for me, that's for sure.

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I just can't do anything right.
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Try killing yourself. If you fuck that up too, we know for sure.
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>>38737435
What kind of doing-it-wrong are you talking about? Just fucking everything up? Half-assing things?
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>>38737479
Just fucking everything up, it's not half-assing because I try my hardest. Failed my driving test three times, jobs that I apply for aren't even interested in an interview that I would fuck up anyway. I don't know how anyone survives in this society but they all do.

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Isn't it a bit odd how us NEETs and socially-retarded hermits often spend a large amount of time on MMOs? MMOs rely heavily on being social with other players. You can not get very far without communicating with your fellow players.
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>>38737421
No, because as humans we require socialization. It's easier to socialize and make friends with others who are already sharing in your hobby/interest.
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>>38737421
I spend my time on clicker games and Harvest Moon knock-offs. Isn't it odd how you presume yourself to be anything but a normie?
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I'm in a guild but I don't really talk to them. But I don't do mythic.

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>tfw no friends
>tfw leave school a recluse
>tfw gap year before Uni
>Decide to use this time to do something about it
>Go job-hunting in September, get a restaurant job.
>Nervous at first, don't talk much, but eventually force myself to. Start to build rapport with the chaps at work.
>Start having regular banter, eventually get invited to a bar.
>Decline first invitation due to nerves
>Eventually accept a second invitation to a drink at the pub
>Have good time
>Start working out, buy some nicer clothes, use aftershave etc.
>Start talking to girl who comes in regularly, really cute
>Ask for her number eventually
>Get declined
>Feel like shit for a while, but eventually pick myself up.
>renewed determination to improve my appearance
>New girl starts work, pretty sexy, nice personality, start courting her
>Get her number
>Go out on date, have a good time, arrange a second one.
>Have another great time, and go back to her place.
>End up having to tell her I'm a virgin
>"that's cute anon, so I'll always be your first"
>Jackpot.jpeg
>Turns out we're both off to University in September.
>Meet her friends eventually, hit it off
>tfw this time last year I was a socially anxious loner, and now through graft and determination I'm confident, have 20 or so friends, have a qt3.14, and finally feel optimistic
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>>38737389
Proud of you son.
Oregele
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Thats good to hear anon, truly. I hope one day I can change like you.

Now fuck off to normieville and never come back you disgusting slimefilth.
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>>38737389
That's great anon. But be aware, you can fall right back into old habits. If you truly are broken like some of us, it won't take much. One mistake, one bad day, and your new found life will crumble around you.

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Can cat-girls use their tail to stimulate the male prostate during intercourse?
Is it possible? Or Impossible?
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>>38737381
It's possible, yes, though insertion would likely require either prior stretching or aid.
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>>38737409
Well i was thinking in a reverse rape situation they force you down or overpower you and then while they are raping you they force their way in through the backdoor.
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>>38737612
>Well i was thinking in a reverse rape situation they force you down or overpower you and then while they are raping you they force their way in through the backdoor
Sounds good to me. Definitely possible.

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>Could you speak up?
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>>38737355
>Join to voice chat and talk or ban
Rudest senpai.
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>Everyone find a partner
oregano
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>>38737355
>You can't even look at me when I talk to you

>hey anon what you wanna eat?
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Anything as long as you don't touch it with your hands you filthy nigger.
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>>38737318
Sorry but I no longer have an appetite. I'll be moving to Alaska now.
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Something mad by a white woman.

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